Mac: 00:00

Too comfortable with nature. Like, y'all y'all see what these gorillas do. Y'all see them. They just walk by and just snatch motherfuckers and walk off and let them go. Like, I I choose to let you

Blak: 00:11

live. Yes. Yes.

Mac: 00:14

Now tell your people of my generosity. That's how that's how they be acting out here. Anyways, what's up ladies and gentlemen? Y'all know what it is Friday night. Mood is right.

Mac: 00:25

And dynamic duels here. It's been a week, rare rare week. Me and Black have been scouring, Michelle Williams' Internet.

Mac: 00:37

not find a legit candidate for a Who's Mans this week.

Blak: 00:42

Yeah.

Mac: 00:44

I think this is probably only the second episode we ever did where we did not have a Who's Man.

Blak: 00:48

Yeah. That's wild. That's wild.

Mac: 00:51

So I don't know if that's bad on us.

Blak: 00:54

That just me that just means we're gonna have many candidates next week.

Mac: 01:00

That's bad on us or the world is learning. I don't know. But, we'll we'll see what that means moving forward. I'm leaning towards what Black said as far as the the amount of stupidity that's supposed to be evenly distributed throughout the year since there was a gap this week is gonna have to be made up.

Blak: 01:23

All the craziness is probably gonna happen right after the show.

Mac: 01:27

Or maybe because we had a whole show dedicated to Who's Mans earlier

Blak: 01:32

this week. Oh, yeah. You're right. We're leveling out. Yeah.

Blak: 01:35

You're right. You're right.

Mac: 01:36

what I'm saying? Yeah. But anyways, great show. We got a lot of stuff to talk even though we're missing the who's man's. There's still some people to laugh at this week.

Mac: 01:49

I don't wanna delay the code intro any longer. So unless you got anything to say to the people before we start.

Blak: 01:55

Let's get the shenanigans going, my guy.

Mac: 01:57

Hey. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, episode one sixty eight of the smoke pit starts right now. You are tuned in to the Dat Feeling Podcast Network, reminding you to always question the answers.

Blak: 02:16

Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week.

Blak: 02:26

Come relaxing, get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.

Blak: 02:39

Smack and Mac. Welcome to the smoke pit.

Mac: 02:48

Had my mic off. Yeah. Yeah. I know what it is. Friday night mood is right.

Mac: 02:53

Dynamic duo of black and Mac here back on your screens. Number one streaming show every Friday night on all the social medias out here in this Man, how was the week, bro?

Blak: 03:06

This was a very, it was a productive week. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. Wasn't wasn't terrible, and it wasn't wasn't great. You know?

Mac: 03:14

So Kinda kinda mid?

Blak: 03:16

Yeah. Yeah. I'll settle for mid.

Mac: 03:19

Yeah. That's I mean, that's pretty much that's pretty much what you go into the week hoping like. Right? Yeah. Uneventful Uneventful week.

Mac: 03:28

Like nothing crazy popping off. Just just let me make it.

Blak: 03:31

Just give me mid please. Yeah.

Mac: 03:37

But yeah we've been yeah it's been pretty chill on this side too. The highlight of the week is this this Monday, me me and the wife went to go see sinners, and that was probably the best best choice. It was a late show too, but we wanted to catch it on the IMAX. So it started at nine. So Right.

Mac: 03:59

Monday, you know, right off the weekend, get through the first day of work, I got home. I'm like, oh, we should probably change it. I'm glad we did. We went and saw that movie and we were both walking out of that theater like, yo, that was that was something special.

Blak: 04:15

Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 04:16

That something special. Most definitely. And I know, you know, you and CJ, shout out to CJ from nightmares and nerd escapes or nerd escapes and nightmares. NNN, I wanna say.

Mac: 04:32

You you on the show last night. Yep. You guys talked a good going on two hours about all the the the small the some subtle some not so subtle

Blak: 04:46

right,

Mac: 04:47

you know things that Ryan Coogler and and the crew put into the movies for symbolism and and I mean, y'all it was probably one of the better breakdowns of a film that I've seen. And for this the film's only been out that long, you know, that

Blak: 05:01

was one,

Mac: 05:03

CJ knows his shit and was putting in that research and looking and all that stuff. And then two, you coming from the South and both of y'all coming from the South kinda having that understanding of the culture and and and the the, I guess, the overall ambiance of of the South and the the small tie like the hoodoo versus voodoo and things like that. Right. I was I was glued, man, the whole time.

Blak: 05:28

Yeah, it was that was that's if you guys haven't seen it, check out CJ Love Lady Horror fan. What's up, guy? Check out Nightmares and Nerdscapes over on YouTube. Very great conversation. We could've went easily six hours.

Blak: 05:45

Easily. But scaling all that down because even after the show, we were talking about stuff that we we didn't talk about on the show. Like, since this movie came out and I saw it, I we me and him have been talking about the movie a lot. So shout out to him. Very dope conversation.

Blak: 06:04

Again, Nightmares and Nerdscapes. Go find him on YouTube. Very dope show. Very great reviews, especially if you're in horror.

Mac: 06:13

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I spent the day watching watching his his YouTube channel right because he has quick reviews on stuff about fourteen fifteen minutes and stuff so just go through and then he has the episodes that go a little longer. But yeah, just go check him out man very horror specific. So if that is your your bag, he will not steer you wrong when it comes to that stuff.

Mac: 06:35

Yep. Hey. What up, Doreen? What topics we on? Glad you brought that.

Mac: 06:41

Well, we'll get into that. We'll we'll go ahead and let Black bring us in with a with a nice little motivational toast. Yes. Then then we'll get into the shenanigans, man. But but stay tuned, my guy.

Mac: 06:53

Stay tuned.

Blak: 06:54

Absolutely. Now this is gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna lead you into this is gonna be like a comedic setup. Okay? So but it's motivational. I want y'all it's a deep one, but it's also comedic.

Blak: 07:08

It's gonna it'll make sense later.

Mac: 07:10

You built up your credibility. We trust

Blak: 07:16

it's all about it's all about how you move. Right? This week, again, you've made it through this week. Next week, try to be more ambitious. Try to try to chase after what you want.

Blak: 07:28

Right? And the the phrase this week is ships are safe in the harbor, but that's not what they are built for. So let your ambition guide you. Make the best decisions. Remember, ships are safer in the harbor, but that's not what they are built for.

Blak: 07:50

And we'll we'll touch on the safety part later. But, again, y'all made it. Congratulations. Salud.

Mac: 08:04

Salud, my guy. I like that. I like that a lot.

Blak: 08:16

Me too.

Mac: 08:19

My man says, let me know if I can join in. I'm all for the plug. Phil, I mean, the the comments are free, man. We share the comments and and we engage.

Blak: 08:27

Hey, man. Feel free to leave your thoughts mind.

Mac: 08:30

What we're talking about.

Blak: 08:31

Speaketh your mind. Now

Mac: 08:35

we got the the formalities out the way. Black, you remember when you were a kid and y'all will be you be in the backseat and you drive by a McDonald's. Mhmm. You're like, oh, I want McDonald's. The popular phrase you would get back from your parents is what?

Blak: 08:56

Boy, we got McDonald's at home. Or or you got some McDonald's money?

Mac: 09:02

One a, one b. You know what I'm saying? This is family feud. Bing. Bing.

Mac: 09:06

Top two answers, bro. Top two answers. Right? So I come across a news story, and and I found this one on Facebook. So shout out to Facebook for getting on the

Blak: 09:21

the petty

Mac: 09:22

level of, you know, of Instagram. Because, you know, Instagram is is the one that says, hey. Check this shit out. Right? Nah, bro.

Mac: 09:33

It's anything you could do, I could do better.

Blak: 09:38

This is the metaverse, baby. We we can spread this out.

Mac: 09:41

Combined, baby. You the same. But, I'm a let this video play. Go ahead. You guys get the gist of it, and then I'll I'll go back and fill any blanks stand by when I read the article.

Mac: 09:56

But, ladies and gentlemen, I'm a let ABC News four, take it away.

News Anchor: 10:05

You're right. The mother of two Clearfield children speaking out after police say her seven and five year old drove from Clearfield to South Ogden, which is about 10 miles. ABC four's Nate Larson spoke with her today. And Nate, this apparently all started when she learned from police that her car was missing. Walk us through this.

Reporter: 10:25

Yeah. Lindsey, what a terrifying Sunday, that must have been for the Bush family. Whitney, the parent of the seven year old and five year old who was in police custody on Sunday morning after just as you

Mac: 10:37

You heard that. The seven year old is in police custody.

Blak: 10:40

Yes.

Mac: 10:42

You heard that right.

Reporter: 10:44

Took a joyride with their mom's car and ended up in South Ogden. The Ogden Police Department released a statement on Sunday stating that a reckless driver call came in at around 8AM near twenty first Street and Wall Avenue.

Mother: 10:58

So I had woken up around 05:30, and I actually had come out to my vehicle. First

Mac: 11:04

of all, ma'am, when the news asks you for a picture of yourself, we don't need you to go and pull out.

Blak: 11:12

To that Tinder profile. Hell no. It ain't gonna work out. Your kids in jail right now.

Blak: 11:21

Don't don't don't

Blak: 11:22

hype yourself up.

Mac: 11:24

Leave them all. You know what I'm saying? Free publicity. Maybe that's what she's thinking. Right?

Mac: 11:29

Hey. Let me throw this up there and see if anybody woulda come help me raise these fucking grand theft auto children I got over here. You know what I'm saying? But real quick, let me kinda minimize this here and we'll get to the meat and potatoes and some of this shit. Right?

Mac: 11:46

So this is in Ogden. If you don't know where that's at, that's like, the hood of Salt Lake City. Yeah. Not the hood. Like, the I don't wanna say where the poor people stand, but, you know,

Blak: 12:01

close to the base. We all know. If it's close to the base Hey. There's examples, bro.

Mac: 12:13

He's not alive, but he's not wrong. He's not alive, but he's not right. So it says the Utah mom woke up to the police knocking on her door Sunday morning telling her that her seven year old son had taken his five year old sister on a drive to a different city. In an interview with Nexstar's KTVX, Whitney Bush said that she woke up early to check on her children and went back to bed when she found everyone asleep in her bed. Later a knock on the door alerted her to the fact that her car and two of her children were missing.

Mac: 12:46

I absolutely had my heart in my stomach. I had no idea what was going on. I was being told different stories of what was happening, she said. According to the Ogden Police Department, they received calls about a reckless driver around 9AM on April 27. Officers began to pursue the vehicle, but soon disengaged when they noticed the age of the driver and assessed the risk to the public.

Mac: 13:07

The vehicle later hit a parking strip. The police responded to the scene of the crash. The children were found unharmed according to the officers. The drive from the family's home in Clearfield to where the car crashed in Ogden was about 10 miles. This is a picture of the crash.

Mac: 13:27

I went to the scene of the crash and I got rerouted to the police department, but she said they already had, I guess, EMS and I checked my kids and transfer them over to the police station. She said her seven year old has some behavior issues, although nothing to this extent before. Bush said that she had reached out for resources from the Department of Child and Family Services, the police and even hospitals. She said nobody had offered help due to his age. I don't think anyone wakes up in the morning or goes to their day thinking their seven year old is gonna play grand theft auto with their vehicle.

Mac: 14:02

Bush shared her story on Facebook and says she's received some positive support. He's got a family full of truck drivers. He's gonna be a truck driver someday. That's what he wants to do, Bush said as she laughed. I told him it's not gonna be today, he's gotta wait.

Mac: 14:19

According to Bush, her son told everyone he was planning to go to McDonald's. She she said that he did pass several on his route and had the money prepared. He was also proud to say that he wore a seat belt during the drive. As a single mother, Bush said, this has been difficult. Her car is out of commission and in a tow yard.

Mac: 14:51

She's not sure if it's totaled, but says it doesn't look like it from the photos. Ma'am, your shit is fucked. You see that tire? Your shit is

Blak: 15:04

The axle gone.

Mac: 15:06

Go. And I'm gonna I'm gonna assume I'm gonna assume your deductible is 500. You coming out $500, and I don't know if USA is gonna pay that shit, bro. That that shit is gone. I'll tell you that.

Mac: 15:22

I'll just tell you that

Blak: 15:23

for free. That's free game.

Mac: 15:24

That is free game. She said the seven year old is not facing charges because of his age, but she's having him perform community service for neighbors to serve his time. He also goes to say I'm not proud by of him by any means, but said, although she admitted it was impressive, he's in a world of trouble. He's probably grounded for the rest of his life. So that's pretty much the.

Mac: 15:50

The gist of everything that's happening here. I'll I'll play some more of the video so we can get a little bit of more context, you know, from from the actual people involved. But I I don't see how she you know what? Go ahead. Go ahead, Claire.

Mac: 16:07

Go ahead.

Mother: 16:07

Everything was good. My kids so I have four kids. They were all sleeping when

Mac: 16:13

I came back in, so I had laid back down.

Mother: 16:16

Two of them in my bedroom. And the next thing I know, I'm getting up. I'm walking into my kitchen, and I have knocking at my door. And I go to open it, and I look out, and my car's gone.

Reporter: 16:26

Clearfield Police Department was there to tell her that her two children and her vehicle were in Ogden.

Mother: 16:31

I absolutely had my heart in my stomach. I felt everything. I had no idea what was going on. I I was being told different stories, of what was happening, so I didn't clearly have the full picture until I got to them.

Reporter: 16:48

Whitney says her seven year old son got on the freeway here at 650 North in Clearfield and drove all the way northbound I-fifteen to 20 First St in Ogden. The Ogden Police Department attempted a trap.

Mac: 16:59

Fam, your child was on I 15. Where you ain't got a McDonald's closer to your house, ma'am? Bro. Where do you where do you live?

Blak: 17:16

I may have to hop on the interstate.

Mac: 17:18

You got on the on ramp, merged into traffic. My man wanted a McGriddle soap. Oh my god. This

Blak: 17:31

man. Gotta go. It's the

Mac: 17:33

I wanted the towels all week. She's been saying later later. I can't

Blak: 17:41

I can't I can't hold this shit no

Mac: 17:45

Today is the day.

Blak: 17:46

Listen. When she goes to sleep, we're taking the keys, and we're gonna go get us some McDonald's.

Mac: 17:53

Hey. You up? You up McDonald's? Come on. Come on.

Mac: 17:56

Come on. Let's go.

Mac: 17:57

Okay. Five year old. Alright.

Blak: 18:01

Buckle your seat belt. Put your seat belt on.

Mac: 18:04

Bro, I 15? Seven. That's wild. Oh, I'm looking at the the truck. It looked like a like a a older model of a Explorer.

Mac: 18:12

Like, the seven year old was seeing over the the hood and shit.

Blak: 18:15

Bro bro

Mac: 18:18

What you?

Mac: 18:23

My man had books in the shit or what? That

Blak: 18:27

is wild. That is wild.

Mac: 18:30

I'm just oh, shit.

Blak: 18:32

He had to be

Reporter: 18:33

driving standing

Blak: 18:33

up, bro. He had to be.

Mac: 18:35

The five year old's doing

Mac: 18:37

the fucking pedals and shit. Oh

Mac: 18:42

my god.

Reporter: 18:43

The young driver didn't pull over.

Mother: 18:45

This is a huge curveball for me. I don't think anybody wakes up in the morning or or goes through their day thinking that their seven year old is gonna play grand theft auto with their vehicle. You know? So there's definitely gonna be other precautions and things put in place in regards to that.

Reporter: 19:01

The police report says that the car eventually became disabled after striking a parking strip and was found near Fortieth Street.

Mother: 19:09

He did tell everybody that he was going to McDonald's, which is crazy because I have one right up the street from me, but he probably passed, like, five or six of them on his little joyride he took.

Reporter: 19:23

Miraculously, both children

Mac: 19:25

Alright, Blake. You're a parent. You have children. They've all been smoling down some stuff.

Blak: 19:33

My kids ain't never took a car and went to McDonald's, bro.

Mac: 19:37

Let me me throw the hypothetical out there, bro. This happens. Police call you. It's just like, hey, your two youngest kids have been found in your vehicle after getting in a wreck 10 miles from your house. What what are you doing?

Mac: 19:54

Are they alive? Okay. Yep.

Blak: 19:57

Yes. They're like,

Mac: 19:58

they're fine. They're over at the police station, EMS, checked them out, and everything.

Blak: 20:02

Take them into custody and keep them there. Because I'm not gonna be sure they'll be alive when they get to my house. I don't know if we gonna make the trip home.

Mac: 20:11

Keep them safe from me. This is for them. Keep them there. Or keep me away from them. Either way.

Mac: 20:23

Sir?

Blak: 20:23

I don't think that's a good idea. Y'all might wanna keep them.

Mac: 20:26

Are they okay? Yes. They've been checked out? Yes. Is my car okay?

Mac: 20:31

No. It's totaled. Take them to jail.

Blak: 20:36

You're be scared straight today. This is this is

Mac: 20:39

what I'm trying. Gave me a new car payment. That's what you did.

Blak: 20:42

Mhmm. Oh, you can forget about Christmas.

Mac: 20:46

Oh, yeah. Oh, can't cancel. Birthday? Canceled. Easter?

Blak: 20:52

What is that? Old. Sports? I gotta buy no. We ain't buying no uniforms this year.

Mac: 20:58

Nope. Video games

Blak: 21:01

can't Not giving me that PS five.

Mac: 21:03

The GameStop, and I know they're about to give me $5 for this PS five. But you

Mac: 21:08

ain't gonna have a

Mac: 21:09

PS five.

Blak: 21:10

Take the PS five.

Mac: 21:12

Yes. I don't even care.

Blak: 21:14

Take all the video game shit. I don't want them enjoying No

Mac: 21:18

fun the rest of your life, son. That's wild. McDonald's. My man said, I needed McDonald's. I need it.

Mac: 21:25

And took off with the car. Knew where to

Blak: 21:28

You know what it was.

Mac: 21:29

Harded it. Pulled out. Win in reverse down the driveway. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

Blak: 21:36

My man my man drove successfully 10 miles.

Mac: 21:44

I mean, it was it was it was a bumpy ride because people called in, you know, a reckless driver or whatever and the police rolled up and they pull over. Oh, shit. That's

Blak: 21:53

Hey. Hey. Oh my god. I'm picking my Pick

Mac: 21:56

up the spike strip. Pick it up. Please. Pick that shit up. They down there throwing the shit out.

Mac: 22:06

Got the helicopter coming out. Hey. Hey. Call all

Blak: 22:08

that shit. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Mac: 22:12

Goddamn cute out here driving this car. I wanna hear the I wanna hear the radio chatter.

Blak: 22:17

Me too.

Mac: 22:18

Me too. That's what I need to make pub. I need them to make that public because that is wild.

Blak: 22:22

Do you have details on the driver?

Mac: 22:26

About three, four. I can barely see the top of his head.

Blak: 22:31

What do you be another child in the in the passenger seat. There's a booster seat

Mac: 22:36

in the back. The child in the back.

Blak: 22:38

Bro, that'll be some shit. They he put he put the kid

Mac: 22:41

He put the kid in

Mac: 22:41

the system. Like, the most responsible.

Blak: 22:46

Irresponsible. Responsible,

Mac: 22:49

irresponsible shit at the same time. I mean, bro, you a cop, you they just started. You hitting 15. You're like, oh, man. We got action.

Mac: 23:02

And he pull up. Pull the car over. Uh-oh. Hey, y'all.

Blak: 23:07

Oh, yeah. We got a drunk driver today. Oh, yeah.

Mac: 23:09

Yeah. Yes. Bad boys with chicka with chicka and everything. Jacksonville Horse Cops ain't gonna be the only ones that wanna do

Blak: 23:20

something. Yeah.

Mac: 23:24

Goddamn kid driving this shit. But also, I I wanted to ask you this. Had that been your kid and here come the news? Like, you wanna do an interview talking about it? Are you doing an interview?

Mac: 23:34

Okay. No.

Mac: 23:34

That's all I know.

Blak: 23:35

Hell no. Because I don't need the hood judging me, bro. Oh. Oh, you know you know as soon as

Blak: 23:46

they see my

Blak: 23:47

picture on that bitch,

Mac: 23:48

boy. Oh, man. Your parents gonna be like, look at that. I knew that. Give me them kids.

Mac: 23:53

Give me them kids. I knew you won't fit to raise no kids at all.

Blak: 23:57

See see what happens when you spat a rod?

Mac: 24:04

He's out there trying to defend herself. Yeah. I I don't know why he drove past, like, seven of them at McDonald's. You know, there's like

Blak: 24:10

I have one right up the street from the house. I don't I don't understand.

Mac: 24:13

And low key, if you just whip to that one and came back, she probably never would have known.

Blak: 24:17

Yep. It'll be bumpy, but she wouldn't have found out.

Mac: 24:23

Why my gas on the e? What the?

Blak: 24:27

It was that. Little sister to get the Minecraft Happy Meal and the car up.

Mac: 24:33

Alright. It's all flat and She come out the room. She come out the room. They sitting out of the living room with fucking hash browns and shit. The fuck these things come from?

Blak: 24:43

Where you get McDonald's from?

Mac: 24:49

You just wake up in the morning.

Mac: 24:51

Y'all ready to eat? Nah. We ate already. Yeah. You look in the trash McDonald bags and that bitch like, what the fuck?

Blak: 24:58

Y'all order DoorDash or some shit? No. We went got it.

Mac: 25:05

Y'all want your happy asses to be of course not. We drove.

Blak: 25:09

Mom, we took the car. Here we go.

Blak: 25:11

Stupid? You did what?

Mac: 25:14

What are we, stupid? Walked. Hell no. Two miles down the road. We drove.

Mac: 25:23

You go outside your shit and decide of the car park.

Blak: 25:26

Pow. Shit. I'll slant it.

Mac: 25:36

911, what's your emergency? Come get these goddamn kids out of my

Mac: 25:38

house right now.

Mac: 25:41

I would have been like turn it your boy Harrison Ford turn to the red hole. Just squeeze pipes in half.

Blak: 25:47

Go get these kids.

Mac: 25:51

Goddamn. Wake up. Mom, I got you breakfast.

Blak: 25:58

Where did this come from?

Mac: 26:04

Who is

Blak: 26:05

he? What

Mac: 26:06

the fuck?

Mac: 26:07

Like, would you be listen.

Mac: 26:08

Listen. Would you be mad? Like, you waking up, they're like, we got you.

Blak: 26:12

I'll be half mad because I'll

Blak: 26:15

be like, what the fuck?

Blak: 26:17

I mean, this this shit is good. But where you get this from?

Mac: 26:20

Yeah. How did you get this?

Blak: 26:24

Pancakes good in the motherfucker.

Mac: 26:26

What are other syrup packet? They all gave you one.

Mac: 26:28

We asked for an extra one.

Blak: 26:30

So you went down You went all the way to the.

Mac: 26:38

Oh, I fucking can't.

Mac: 26:41

I fucking can't. I don't shit. But, yeah. So that's that's what we wanted to start with. I just thought that was crazy.

Mac: 26:49

Like, kid be like, bro, you've been saying we get McDonald's later all week. I gotta take action. Yes. Close mouth don't get fed. And you wanna go five year old.

Blak: 27:03

Come on. You wanna go to McDonald's? Okay.

Mac: 27:05

The other two, like, hell no. I'm gonna go lay in the other bed. I don't even know to play. Mm-mm. I'm just like, you just checked on them, and then you went back to sleep.

Mac: 27:13

And then next time you woke up, your whole car gone. That's wild. That is wild. Yeah.

Blak: 27:18

I went to sleep. They were all right there. I woke up, went to the door, two of my kids are gone in the car.

Mac: 27:23

Knocking on the door?

Blak: 27:25

Damn. You're a hard ass sleeper. Goddamn. You didn't hear the car crank up or nothing.

Mac: 27:34

Door opening and closing nothing. Like, yeah. Gotta do something better about that.

Blak: 27:39

Anyway, WD on them doors.

Mac: 27:45

You gotta hear that.

Mac: 27:46

You gotta hear that, man.

Blak: 27:48

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What the fuck?

Blak: 27:50

Who Get in this house.

Mac: 27:54

Hey. Who's that? Who up? It's just me. Get your ass.

Blak: 27:59

Get your ass back

Mac: 28:02

Too too early for your ass to be up on the weekend. I mean, worse, bro. Like, they be wanting to sleep in during the weekday when they got school and shit. I'm so tired. I can't.

Mac: 28:14

Bro, it'd be the weekend, 06:00.

Blak: 28:17

Up and at it, bro. Up and at it. And I'm like, what are you doing? Turn this shit off.

Mac: 28:22

Aren't you tired?

Blak: 28:24

No. No. Just watching some Kai. Yeah. Turn the

Mac: 28:34

ladies and gentlemen, me and Black made a promise to you. We did. We started trying to form the Mount Rushmore of toxic females in news, right? So so far we got, old girl from, Castaway. Tom Hanks wife that or fiance, they just got engaged and she what turned out to be what he was gone for four years.

Mac: 29:01

Yep. Came back was married, had a damn near one and a half year old married his dentist, all of this stuff. And the only thing keeping him alive was coming back to her to be happy. So I thought that that was my personal pick. You on there.

Mac: 29:19

Rose was brought up. Yep. From titanic. Not young Rose, because you're looking at young Rose. Yeah.

Mac: 29:25

Her arranged marriage, old buddy was like a ass and all that shit. So, yeah, you found Jack. We talk about Rose post titantic. Rose who found somebody else, had kids, became a grandmother, all of this stuff. They live in a nice little middle class life and whatnot.

Mac: 29:41

Mhmm. Well, all of this stuff gets preparing all of this stuff to go to the crash out of the Titanic to throw a $215,000,000 necklace back into those.

Blak: 29:51

Bottom motherfucking ocean.

Mac: 29:55

Knowing she could have set her family up for generational wealth forever. Yep. It was wild. And then in the afterlife, we don't see her real husband, but she walks right up to Jack. So I'm just like, if your real husband's already dead, he's probably in heaven waiting on you.

Mac: 30:11

So when you died, you come up there. He's like, rose. And she just out. Watch out

Mac: 30:18

Uh-uh. Watch out a little bitch. I'm here for that Jack dick.

Blak: 30:23

You didn't touch it like he touched it.

Mac: 30:25

Yeah. He did it like Jack did it. You know? I'm like you on there. Three was Jenny from Forestville.

Mac: 30:34

Right? But people when we posted the thing on our TikTok, people were just like, what about Ali from the notebook? And I've never seen it,

Mac: 30:45

talk about it. Right? I couldn't really talk about it. Black hasn't seen it, he could really talk about it. So what we made ourselves do.

Blak: 30:54

This is for you, by the way. We did this. He wanted to be thorough. We didn't

Mac: 30:59

wanna come half half right. We didn't wanna come out of left field because I tried to do some little quick research on a thing and people were just like, that's not how that went down. So I'm like, you know what, fuck it. I'm gonna sit my little, my happy ass down, watch this movie. So this Wednesday, I sat my happy ass down, poured a drink, and started watching the notebook.

Mac: 31:24

And, we'll get right into that.

Blak: 31:27

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Mac: 31:29

And a new segment. Oh, we're bringing it back. It's not a new segment. Yep. It's been a while since we Been

Blak: 31:34

a while since we did this one.

Mac: 31:36

We we dusted it off. Now now we're back. So ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Mac and Mac at the movies. So, The Notebook and the question, the reason we watched it, the question is down there, does Ali belong on the list of toxic females?

Mac: 32:04

And when we say the list, the Mount Rushmore, so we talk about the four worst characters. Female leads, quote unquote, in movies. So Black, you watched it. First of all, your your overall rating of the movie before we start talking about Ali and and and her shit.

Blak: 32:25

Alright. So on the on the scale, for you guys that don't know, we we we have a rating scale here at the smoke pit.

Mac: 32:33

Mhmm.

Blak: 32:34

A puff system as we call it. One being bad, five being exceptional. Few movies have made the five. A lot of movies damn near made the one. Damn

Mac: 32:52

near. Do be facts.

Blak: 32:58

I'm gonna give this one. I'm gonna give it two and a half puffs.

Mac: 33:02

Oh, shit. Okay.

Blak: 33:04

I'm gonna give it two and a half. For me, it wasn't it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't like it this ain't gonna be no shit. I'm a be like, oh, I wanna watch this again. This is a one and done for me. K?

Blak: 33:16

And this is strictly because the pit masters deserved our honest opinion on Allie as it relates to the rest of these toxic females. This was a solid we did you, and this is how I approached this movie. Oh, boy. This was a solid. We did y'all solid.

Blak: 33:36

Because, man, let me tell you. That was two hours.

Mac: 33:39

One hundred and eighteen minutes.

Blak: 33:40

I was like, you I'm like, fifteen minutes. Like, man, let's get to the shit. I don't know why. I don't know why we doing this. Let's get to the shit.

Mac: 33:51

I'd love to watch some YouTuber do a quick review of

Mac: 33:54

knock notes down, bro. That that's how close I was.

Blak: 34:00

But Go ahead. It was for me, two and a half puffs, it was it it wasn't a terrible movie. It's just for me, it's just not something I'm gonna watch again. But what's your rating?

Mac: 34:13

went with the two.

Blak: 34:15

Okay. So we're in the same ballpark.

Mac: 34:17

Yeah. So I went with the two. And I will say one puff was given based on how dated you know what I'm saying? Like

Blak: 34:24

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 34:24

Watching it in the moment. You know? I'm watching it knowing that I was gonna make fun of it. And so I I I can't rate it. Like, because if it came out nowadays and I saw it, this shit woulda easily been a one.

Mac: 34:40

Easily

Mac: 34:42

I gave it a two one because it came out in what o four, I believe. Yeah. My wife thinks it's one of the best romance stories of all time for whatever reason. She can't get enough of it. Like, when I started watching it, she was getting ready for work and like she heard the narrator, she come around the corner.

Mac: 35:02

But you can't watch it with me? I was like, you wouldn't

Blak: 35:05

you wouldn't You have no idea.

Mac: 35:07

You wouldn't want to watch this with me because I'm about to make some of this shit nonstop. Right? And I did and I did. She was at work and I'm just sitting here like this is ridiculous. Was it a bad movie?

Mac: 35:22

No, it was just cashing in on the the the the romantic movie romantic novel thing that everything else was doing that everybody else was jumping on before. Yep. You know, Twilight and all of a sudden, the new romance shit come out, 50 Shades and all that stuff. But, yeah, a two. Alright.

Mac: 35:43

So my further stuff is gonna start breaking down this whole alley thing. But alright. My man. Mhmm. Watching that movie, you saw the characters.

Mac: 35:55

Yep. Do you think Ali belongs on the Mount Rushmore of toxic female leads in a movie?

Blak: 36:08

Before I give my answer, I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna lead with this. Okay. It's it's pretty shitty. That in my in my later years, if we're a couple and you have you have dementia and you wrote a story before you lost your brain on all the you put me through.

Blak: 36:34

That that that was fucked up. I was like, there's no way I wanna be reading this shit. Like, we've been together. You. You're right.

Blak: 36:43

I mean, you put me through hell. Yes. You did. Broke my heart. Like, why the fuck do I wanna revisit that?

Blak: 36:51

I got you. We got kids. We got a whole family. Why the fuck you wrote a book about this shit for? Like, the fuck?

Blak: 36:59

That being said. That being said. Uh-huh. I don't think she belongs on the list. Oh,

Mac: 37:07

bro, because you you saw the comments on TikTok.

Blak: 37:10

I know. But I Only the army of alley haters. Yes. There's an army of them. Now I'm I'm not gonna say she belongs on this list, but I'm glad you guys got me to watch this movie.

Blak: 37:22

Allie does not belong on this list. Oh. Her fucking mother belongs on this list. She is absolutely she is she is fucking absolutely the most toxic female I think I've ever seen in a movie. Oh my god.

Blak: 37:41

Not only not only did you have

Mac: 37:44

because Ali was situation.

Blak: 37:46

Yes. Ali was genuinely in love with this dude. Like, genuinely in love with him. Nah. Fuck that.

Blak: 37:52

He broke. You don't need him. He's not from these parks.

Mac: 37:56

Bro.

Blak: 37:56

He doesn't fit around

Mac: 37:57

this crowd. White party, and they sitting there chilling, having a good time. Where do

Blak: 38:03

you work? Oh, at the lumber mill.

Mac: 38:06

How much do you make? I'm like, bro, y'all asking.

Blak: 38:09

So, yes. What did you have my finances for? Like like, it was all cool. Like, I'm treating your daughter well. Like,

Mac: 38:19

we You had good time.

Blak: 38:20

Yeah. The decorum is there. I'm fitting in. We we having a grand like, why we gotta go there?

Mac: 38:25

Yeah. Fit right here.

Blak: 38:26

Yeah. So, what do you do? What do

Mac: 38:28

you do

Blak: 38:28

for a living? Oh, I work at the lumber mill all this.

Mac: 38:30

With Fit like, no, no. I work at the lumber mill with Fit. Yeah. Yeah. You ain't asking this what he do

Blak: 38:39

Fuck him.

Mac: 38:40

Same shit. Me and this nigga work at the same the same small tech. We Yeah.

Blak: 38:45

Right. Right. That's your man?

Mac: 38:49

Yeah. That's Fin quiet as hell too. Fin just like, shit.

Blak: 38:55

I just say

Mac: 38:57

They ain't asking me.

Blak: 38:58

My business. It's not my business. Just but, yeah, her mom was like, nah. But then but then, like, years go by and they go back. Guess what her mom does?

Blak: 39:14

Takes her to the fucking lumber mill and was like, you see that dude over there? Like, I was in love with this motherfucker, but he was broke. But listen, I love your dad. You know what I mean? Like, your dad took care of me.

Blak: 39:29

Motherfucker, you just want you want me to have your life? I was happy. It didn't matter if he had money. Now look at you. You drive back to this motherfucker stalking this man.

Blak: 39:40

Crying. Why? Because he put that thing on you. You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 39:43

Who you are.

Blak: 39:45

He don't give a fuck about you no more.

Mac: 39:47

Who this bitch rolling up in his car crying and shit? This whole ass, you crying? As he's shoveling coal and shit. He living his life.

Blak: 39:55

Yeah. He's like, fuck. I got asbestos in my lungs and shit. Fuck this motherfucker.

Mac: 40:04

Oh, man.

Blak: 40:04

Yeah. Her mom absolutely belongs on this list, bro. Like, Ali, Ali, you're good in my book because you actually did love him and even though you weren't getting engaged to Cyclops, like you came back and you was like, I seen him. He did what I asked him to do. Somebody built me a house from scratch with everything that I wanted in it.

Blak: 40:28

This is absolutely my dream. I don't blame her for that. I blame her mom for taking her away from that shit because she this is what she wanted. I agree. But no.

Blak: 40:39

Ali doesn't belong in

Mac: 40:40

this place. I agree. Yeah. Ali is Ali's off off off the off the consideration. Right?

Mac: 40:44

Yes. Were there moments where I was just like, I could see her being on there. Yes. Like, when they was about to smash for the first time and she just started talking and you could just see it on Noah's faces like, what?

Blak: 40:56

Why are you so quiet? What do you do?

Mac: 40:58

How come you're not thinking?

Blak: 40:59

Get the fuck out the room.

Mac: 41:04

All this damn talking, making my penis off.

Mac: 41:06

Girl, what are we doing?

Blak: 41:07

Sing a work. Single work. You killed it.

Mac: 41:10

Oh, I'm about to say, what are you doing? What are you thinking about? How come you're not talking? Why are you so quiet?

Blak: 41:19

A high school.

Mac: 41:22

It's like Mario getting hit by a turtle shell.

Mac: 41:29

Thanks a lot, Ali. Yeah. But that and then the minute I knew, like, the mom was was wild. Like when old boy like first of all how Fin know they was there? Right.

Mac: 41:42

Right. It's like is this a smash house? Like

Blak: 41:47

that's why y'all be taking them too.

Mac: 41:48

Hey yeah. Where's Ali? I don't know. I don't know. Finn, get out of here.

Mac: 41:54

Yo, cops is coming like, how did you know Finn that they was at this spot, bro? Like, that's the smash. Apparently, that's neither here nor there. Two, you take him home like, I ain't mad at the dad. Like, I thought the dad was gonna be a asshole about this shit.

Mac: 42:08

Right. Right. Logic like, hey, man. Just let me talk to my daughter, bro. Like, I know you you hear.

Mac: 42:15

And I think his dad is just like, bro, you a dude. I know what the fuck he was trying to do. Right?

Mac: 42:20

Track of time and bitch, you don't even have a watch. Yeah. Ain't no ain't no clock in

Blak: 42:24

your phone. Watch, you don't have the money. Bro, you

Mac: 42:28

but like to be sitting in there and hearing the conversation, his mom, like, what did she say? Like, he's trash or something like that?

Blak: 42:34

Yeah. Oh, yeah. She was dogging this dude.

Mac: 42:37

When he got up and just walked out, I'm like, bro, you should have been walked out that house.

Blak: 42:40

Hell, yeah. The minute I heard he's trash, oh, I'm out. I'm out.

Mac: 42:45

Me? Say less. Yeah. Yeah. Less.

Mac: 42:49

You know? I would have laughed and she come out like, yeah. No. We're together. He's like, it's really not gonna work out with your parents acting like this.

Mac: 42:56

Just come to New York and just be with me. What am I gonna do? Just be with me. This shit ain't making sense. Yeah.

Mac: 43:02

Know. Yeah.

Mac: 43:02

I hate you. Bad. No. No.

Mac: 43:05

All that shit. But like you said, she left and my man was just like, I really love her. Writes her a letter every day. Three hundred and sixty five days. Her mom is the one checking the mail, hiding the letters.

Mac: 43:16

She moves on, Mary Sonic's best friend, right? Or it gets engaged to Sonic. Right. This man building a house and everything, Like goes to war, first of all, Finn dies. Mhmm.

Mac: 43:31

That that was the most anticlimactic thing. I'm just like, I guess he's dead. I don't know. Like, motherfucking just staring at you in the snow. Finn.

Mac: 43:40

Yes. Survive. Like, that's what you ask get for not standing up for me at that damn point.

Blak: 43:51

He's close. Yeah. Just go ahead. Go ahead. You'll be alright.

Mac: 43:55

I have a first aid kit, but you was letting my ass get

Blak: 43:58

getting it, bro. You ain't getting it.

Mac: 43:59

You was letting my ass get roasted over this 40¢ an hour that we was both getting. But, yeah, it comes back, builds a house, all of this stuff. And then I mean, no, no, no, at no fault to Allie because Allie thought that he was over her. Right. No one, right?

Mac: 44:19

And shout out to Noah for keeping it real. He was smashing old girl. It was just like, I wanna give you this shit, but I can't because I'm

Mac: 44:26

fucked up. Right.

Mac: 44:28

My heart's broke. Like

Blak: 44:29

Yeah. I've been I've been broke before I went to the war. You know what I mean?

Mac: 44:32

Like I'm just smashing. Like, you knew what this was. Right? So Ali comes back, they fall back in love, all of this stuff, and then her mom rolls up. Your fiance's on the way, your dad found out, told him, spilled the beans.

Mac: 44:47

You gotta make a good decision. And then she's like, hold up, come with me real quick. They pulled up to that motherfucker. I was like, that that did something to my spirit.

Blak: 44:58

Yeah. Me too. This

Mac: 45:00

Let an ex of mine roll up to my spot with her daughter to show I used to love him. He was the love of my life. Look at him now. Until you do right by me, I'm a put a curse on your ass. How dare you?

Mac: 45:25

Whoo. Boy.

Blak: 45:26

Oh my god. Reckful shit.

Mac: 45:29

And she gonna start crying. Good. I do your dad. Believe me. I do love him.

Mac: 45:33

I do like, okay, mom, what the fuck? Like, calm down. Gives her the letters and then bounces. Right? Like Yep.

Mac: 45:38

Now she's the good now now she's the good mom. Like, go to him, hear the letters that he wrote you, all of that stuff. You know? And then she go back with her her fiance and shit. And but my whole thing is this.

Mac: 45:50

The whole premise of the the old dude reading the the lady who like, it was instantly to me like, oh, this is no end fucking over. You know what I'm saying?

Blak: 45:58

Right. Right. Right.

Mac: 45:59

Like, there's no suspense here. The kids show up. Like, I'm just they're looking at their mom like, dad, just leave her. She's she forgot everybody. Just I'm like,

Mac: 46:11

yo. Wow.

Blak: 46:12

Kids don't give a fuck.

Mac: 46:14

Yeah. Don't give a fuck about this shit. Dad, just come home. We miss you. She don't know who the fuck you are.

Mac: 46:22

You know? It's just, oh, I told her, nope. This is my baby. I'm not leaving. I'm just like, so fuck us then.

Mac: 46:28

Right, dad?

Mac: 46:31

Yeah, you you don't want to be with your grandkids, last stage, you know what I'm saying? Like, what's happening here? That part and then, you know, he has the heart attack, flat lines to get him out of there, then like later that night, he's waking up, walking down the hall trying to see some. Because Apple works in a clinic with with the elderly like this. I was super mad when the nurse was just like, you shouldn't be walking, you shouldn't be doing none of this stuff.

Blak: 46:56

I'm a go downstairs.

Mac: 46:58

I'm a go downstairs and get some coffee and you need to pretty much let him do the shit he not supposed to do. And then in the morning, she opening the door, they both dead. You're dead. Fired. You're fired.

Mac: 47:12

Yeah. You you you running around somebody. Go go try to go get people. How the fuck did he get out of here? Who was on shift last night?

Mac: 47:18

Who let this

Blak: 47:20

I went downstairs. Uh-uh. Mm-mm. You knew what you were supposed to be doing. Yeah.

Mac: 47:29

Now they dead because of you. But it was just super corny. Like, they've just both died each other's arms and shit. I get it, women are probably just like, oh my god, this is the most beautiful thing in the world. This is the love I want.

Mac: 47:44

I don't. Stop it. I don't. One, the first time he's like, go out with me or I'm a jump off this fucking Ferris wheel. Yeah.

Mac: 47:54

Like ladies, you don't want no dudes doing a wild shit like that because then y'all get fucking mad when they do wild shit when they get mad. You know what I'm saying? Why are you acting like this? Bitch, I was about to You know what knew what

Blak: 48:06

I was capable of when I met your ass.

Mac: 48:10

When you find it like, if it's crazy, wow, good, you gotta imagine, like, if I flip the cord, this shit starts going south. Does the crazy follow the

Blak: 48:20

Absolutely. It does. Yes. Absolutely. Does.

Mac: 48:27

Intensifies, actually. That shit was wild. I'm just mad. So, Ali, you're off the hook. Your mom is the fucking the orchestrator to your fucking

Blak: 48:39

The puppet master, bro.

Mac: 48:40

Like Yeah. Yeah. Like, y'all were both toxic. You you and him, like, the beginning, y'all would fight, then, like, make out and shit and all that stuff. But the thing that the the variable that caused all of the fucking drama that didn't need to be there was your mom trying to protect you from living the life that she had only to go back and be like, it was a good life I had.

Mac: 49:01

This dude was dicking me down like a motherfucker. That I still know where he's at to this day. Right. Right. I still know where he's at today.

Mac: 49:12

I pull up.

Blak: 49:13

I keep tabs on him. This isn't

Mac: 49:15

the first time I rolled up on him at work. You know? I thought old buddy was gonna look at it and be like,

Blak: 49:21

real quick.

Mac: 49:22

But I real quick. Just like last time? Yeah.

Blak: 49:27

Breakroom's open. What? Your husband still alive?

Mac: 49:32

Some shit like that. But, Ali, yeah, like I said, Ali, you don't belong on the the Mount Rushmore. Mm-mm. I don't think so.

Blak: 49:39

I don't think she does. No, I don't either.

Mac: 49:43

So yeah, I mean, have a solid three on there and the fourth is always up for debate. So if you guys know anybody, if you've seen a movie where there's a woman who is a who's on the level of a Rose, a Jenny, you know what I'm saying? Please let us know.

Blak: 50:00

CJ said, we're giving her leeway here.

Mac: 50:06

Who? Don't get don't give that woman a way

Blak: 50:08

to dodge accountability. What do, are we wrong? I mean, the the widest that she did for me, I was like, damn, she really is. She really is crazy. Is when when old girl came over there and, she knocked

Blak: 50:24

She was like, come on in. I heard a lot about you. It's like, oh, no.

Mac: 50:30

I mean, she's trying to put that front on, bro.

Blak: 50:33

Yeah.

Mac: 50:33

knows she's the side chick. She's trying to act like nothing's going on between them. She doesn't know that Noah told her about her. Right. He's like, I just wanna, you know, appear to be a friend.

Mac: 50:45

So I'm not fucking up your shit, Noah. You know?

Blak: 50:47

Right. Right.

Mac: 50:48

I thought that was a solid. But because she didn't know like that Noah told her like, man, yo, me and this chick, Ally, like, we was, bop, bop, bop, you know.

Blak: 50:56

That was my world. That was my, that was my moon right there. You know what I mean?

Mac: 51:00

He's like, Ally, she gotta live her own life. She does and she went back to it.

Blak: 51:05

That's why her mom is the toxic one to me. It's like, damn. Mean. They argued a lot but they was young and she was in love with them.

Mac: 51:13

Yeah. Like, they was finding a way to make it work. Like, you just wanted her marrying the money. You know, like, when they was in that nightclub and you know, Sonic's friend was just like, you gotta marry me and all that shit. And, you know, I could just call him fucking lawn because that was his name in the

Blak: 51:28

That was his name.

Mac: 51:29

A wild ass name, lawn. I know. And second second of all, like, how they met, like, my man was scarred up from the war. I noticed you got no ring on the finger. I'll take you out.

Mac: 51:41

I'm a good dancer. Like, motherfucker, you got fucking you're in a full body cam. You're in track.

Blak: 51:45

Bro, like,

Mac: 51:46

I'm gonna ask the fuck down. Goddamn.

Blak: 51:51

Some motherfucking plaster of Paris all Yeah.

Mac: 51:54

You got

Mac: 51:54

a nice motherfucker in here and talking about you wanna smash. I get it. You almost died and you horny. Leave me

Mac: 51:59

the fucking fuck.

Mac: 52:01

Out here looking like the hot dog that fell into the charcoal and shit. You gotta give the dog, and the dog's just like, I

Mac: 52:09

don't want this Yeah.

Blak: 52:10

I don't want this shit, bro. Like

Mac: 52:12

I don't know

Blak: 52:13

about this. Dog look at you like, I guess. Bastard.

Mac: 52:22

Like

Blak: 52:27

Really, my nigga. Really?

Mac: 52:28

It's the only way. Really, nigga? But yeah. So, Ali, I mean, Ali, Ali, Ali, I don't think Ali's on the list, man.

Blak: 52:40

Me neither, bro.

Mac: 52:42

Leave a like, put in the comments. Like, persuade us. Please. We'll look at it. But, I mean, the movie's fresh on my mind.

Blak: 52:50

Mine too.

Mac: 52:51

Saw it two nights ago. Right. I saw it after watching sinners. So I had a fucking amazing time cinematically rolling the watching. We got to prepare a brave new world, which was which was good.

Mac: 53:06

Right? To roll into the notebook, and I'm just like, bro, man, I need thunderbolts need to be it. Yes. I need to I need to come back and be like Not a movie, but could the wife from Ozarks count?

Blak: 53:22

Oh, she's kinda toxic too. But, if we go on TV

Mac: 53:26

though. Right?

Blak: 53:27

Because TV, bro. TV. TV, boy. We got some we got some

Mac: 53:30

We got some hitters. Whoo. We got some hitters. We gonna have, a Hollywood star walk of fame talking bro, man. You talking do we do we say Skyler from Breaking Bad?

Blak: 53:45

That was the first on my list. Hey, boy.

Mac: 53:48

Gemma from fucking sales of anime.

Mac: 53:54

Rick's wife from fucking Walking Dead.

Blak: 53:57

Oh. Yeah. Her too. Yep.

Mac: 53:59

You know what I'm saying? Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Mac: 54:05

Like, already on there, bro. Emptying the clip already. Don't don't start with your boy. Fucking, Sersi. Pa.

Blak: 54:16

Oh, sir. Yeah. Sersi too.

Mac: 54:20

Too easy. Too easy. But, look. He put it in there too. Sersi Lannister.

Mac: 54:27

Yep. Yeah. But, before we end the show, there is a a debate we want you guys to help us out with. To do that, is this would you consider what we're about to get into a house meeting?

Blak: 54:43

Pretty much, pretty much.

Mac: 54:45

So let us just go ahead and get into this house meeting and then we'll tell you what we're about to discuss here. I think we need to

Mac: 54:59

a house meeting y'all. So if you've been under a rock or just do not like social media at all, one, I'm glad you broke your fast to come join us here at the smoke pit. Two, you've probably been unaware of this debate that I don't know where it started from, but someone wanted to know if a hundred men will be able to fight and defeat one silverback gorilla. And I've been going back and forth seeing it. Some people were just like, bro, this is the dumbest thing ever.

Mac: 55:46

Like, of course, a hundred people versus what gorilla would win. Other people are just like, the gorilla would wash all a hundred people. So we've to this this impasse where I feel like we have to weigh in on it now, Black. So with that being said, what are what are your thoughts on this this debate?

Blak: 56:11

I simply wanna pose this question for anybody for anybody on the fence about this.

Mac: 56:18

Uh-huh.

Blak: 56:19

Have you seen a full silverback gorilla in the zoo? And that motherfucker gets angry and runs towards the glass. Do you know how much they have to reinforce that glass So the silverback doesn't kill the humanity behind on the other side of it. That being said, the first motherfucker to run up on that gorilla is going to catch hell to the point the rest of you ain't going want to battle. It's it's going to be bloody.

Blak: 56:56

It's going to be bloody. And if he decides to charge, he, all y'all done within a matter of minutes, bro. It's that shit is not a game. It is it is absolutely not a game. I don't know what the fuck y'all thinking, but y'all run up on Mighty Joe Young if y'all want to.

Mac: 57:17

Here's my thing. Like, I've I've like, there was somebody on on a show on on one of the radio shows, like one of the sports shows that was on ESPN, and they they brought it up. And one of the people was just like, you have to like, he was talking about a strategy, like, the Spartans. He was like, it's a battle of attrition. Like, you gotta send, you know, people to go out in waves and stuff because a hundred people can't jump the grill at once because you have to be within arm's length to do something.

Mac: 57:47

So if there's a hundred people, like, all a hundred can't jump them at once. So probably about five, four people at a time are gonna be within arm's range of this gorilla, and that gorilla is gonna do work to those people. So he's like, you just gotta send them in waves. It's a battle of a trip. I'm like this motherfucking thing.

Mac: 58:05

His problem was he forgot. And this was me in the car. I'm I'm like talking like I'm on the show. I'm like, nah, motherfucker, you wrong because the motherfucker who's in the third wave is gonna see what happens to the people in the first and second wave and be like, I don't want that to happen to me.

Blak: 58:23

Exactly. Exactly. You know? You see a gorilla punch a man's heart through his back, bro. Like, and you don't know.

Blak: 58:34

You might shit yourself. The gorilla might get a whiff of the shit and be like, next victim, bro. Let's go. Let's go. And then what if he snaps?

Blak: 58:43

You know what I'm saying? Because y'all done set him out. Y'all done set him off. Now all y'all in in the line of fire.

Mac: 58:50

I'm I'm say I'm in the third row. I'm I'm the third wave. Right? And I'm seeing this girl. Like, they get there and that gorilla fucking grabs somebody's arm and snaps it.

Mac: 59:00

Bone pop out. I'm like, goddamn.

Blak: 59:02

Holy shit. Then he ripped that shit

Mac: 59:05

off and swing it at another.

Blak: 59:06

Yeah. Just like have fun with it.

Mac: 59:07

And the bone hits somebody in the eye and then the motherfucker

Blak: 59:15

I'm the one about to kill these motherfuckers.

Mac: 59:21

I just keep it.

Blak: 59:22

You ever seen the motherfuckers, like, spin around and shit? Like, be running and spinning around like you trying to get the gorilla. He like, ice skating around motherfuckers. Like, get the off me, bro.

Mac: 59:32

Bro, the bro, the the bro, you just gotta think about, I forget the gorilla's name from Tarzan, the animated one. That I'm just like, yo, this that was yelling at his. Put that motherfucker kid down. Like, motherfucker. That's a good I'm in the theater.

Mac: 59:48

The motherfucker surrounds, and I'm like, bitch, drop the baby, bro. This motherfucker about to go off on your ass.

Blak: 59:54

I don't want it. I don't want it.

Mac: 59:56

You're talking about mortal combat fatality level deaths that this person is about to give people.

Blak: 01:00:03

Yes.

Mac: 01:00:03

It's about the crushed skulls. You he's built for unarmed combat because he's out here fighting for his life every day in the jungle.

Blak: 01:00:13

Yes, bro. We're soft. We live in homes

Mac: 01:00:16

and shit. We we had to create things to give us advantage against motherfuckers like this. Guns.

Blak: 01:00:22

Bro, the the motherfucker has a 40 inch vertical, bro. Like, just off the strength of fighting. You ever seen two of them motherfuckers fight? Like, they be throwing hands, one jumps up in the air, hits them in the head. Like, they they go at it.

Blak: 01:00:36

Bro, you ain't got no shot. That thing is like it jumps like six feet in the air and it'll hit you in the head at the same time, bro. Like, ain't ain't no way. Ain't no way.

Mac: 01:00:48

The the reason y'all know a hundred motherfuckers ain't gonna do it is Harambee. Harambee grabbed a kid. And instead of instead of 30 grown men jumping in there to fight the gorilla, they was

Mac: 01:01:01

like, get get the Back in the bucket. Uh-uh.

Blak: 01:01:06

The Not getting in there with that. Get the strap. That that poor kid. Oh my god.

Mac: 01:01:14

Go save him. Hell no.

Blak: 01:01:16

Hell I ain't getting in there with that fucking

Mac: 01:01:20

A child's life was in the in the they coulda easily jumped over. Hey. Give us that kid. Get the strap.

Blak: 01:01:27

Nah. Nah.

Mac: 01:01:30

And that was

Blak: 01:01:31

And the gorilla downed him too. The gorilla was like, bitch, get your back here. Yeah. Come get the bro. Come get him.

Mac: 01:01:39

Run the fame. Oh y'all. Oh y'all. That's what I'm saying. One gorilla grabbed the kid and y'all was froze.

Mac: 01:01:46

Y'all was like

Blak: 01:01:47

Nah.

Mac: 01:01:49

So we have Unarmed. Y'all ain't gonna do shit to no gorilla.

Blak: 01:01:54

Not a damn thing, bro.

Mac: 01:01:55

Bro, just the the one video where, like, people were, like, filming gorillas in the wild, and the gorilla walked past one of the people taking pictures. Just grabbed his leg and drug him, like, 10 feet and let his ass go, like and nobody helped.

Mac: 01:02:07

Lucky. Nobody helped him.

Blak: 01:02:10

Bro, you're lucky.

Mac: 01:02:11

It was still missing too. The death of this nigga. Oh,

Mac: 01:02:19

about to be we about to get this on camera.

Blak: 01:02:23

What's that shit when animals attack? Like, shit.

Mac: 01:02:29

So I'm just what do y'all mean? Yeah. Ain't giving no time, bro.

Blak: 01:02:35

Doing shit, bro. Yeah. I ain't doing shit.

Mac: 01:02:39

But I do love yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. For Hirante.

Mac: 01:02:43

Cheers.

Blak: 01:02:44

Cheers, bro. Cheers. So

Mac: 01:02:50

I'm just like, oh, we can't fucking do that shit. But I I will say I enjoy the level of fun that the Internet is having with me.

Blak: 01:02:57

Me too. Me too.

Mac: 01:03:00

Because there's a few things I wanna bring this up that had me laugh, and I was like, we gotta talk about this shit, man. Like, this shit here is like the gorilla going to the club after The gorilla going to the club after smoking. Yeah.

Blak: 01:03:20

Call me a few bodies today.

Mac: 01:03:24

What we doing here tonight, bro? Where

Blak: 01:03:27

the bananas at, bro? We celebrating.

Mac: 01:03:30

That's why the niggas couldn't do shit with me.

Mac: 01:03:33

They really just like, oh,

Blak: 01:03:36

shit. Yeah.

Mac: 01:03:37

Yep. Me playing dead after the gorilla whirping first.

Mac: 01:03:41

Yeah. You showed us.

Mac: 01:03:45

This is exactly what y'all finna do.

Blak: 01:03:47

Is it gone? Is it gone? Yeah.

Mac: 01:03:56

Is he gone?

Mac: 01:04:04

Shit. The head you did

Blak: 01:04:07

trading for the gorilla. Hey.

Mac: 01:04:10

And these motherfuckers, you gotta sit down there to even think.

Blak: 01:04:13

Yeah. And they ain't got no shot either.

Mac: 01:04:16

You gotta send to Aaron Donalds. You gotta send the TJ Watts. You know what I'm saying? You gotta Lesnar,

Blak: 01:04:25

you gotta send him out there.

Mac: 01:04:26

Bro, where's Braun Strowman? We we need we need the we need y'all. Yes.

Blak: 01:04:31

Every every participant in the strong man ever.

Mac: 01:04:34

Hey. When get all the heavyweights from the UFC? Hey. If y'all still got it, bro. We we just need try to put up the triangle.

Blak: 01:04:42

If you're if

Mac: 01:04:42

you're able. Me after the gorilla killed 99 people. He just I'm one of you now.

Blak: 01:04:57

Look at me. Look how I walk. Look how I walk, bro.

Mac: 01:05:00

Yeah. I'm I'm I'm you.

Mac: 01:05:05

You start trying to

Blak: 01:05:07

I'm one of you.

Mac: 01:05:08

Yeah. Like, they're like like Avatar. I see you.

Mac: 01:05:16

Yeah. Oh, the that's the

Mac: 01:05:19

kind of mess y'all gonna be seeing. He gonna grab your mouth.

Blak: 01:05:22

Yeah. Like

Mac: 01:05:24

how King Kong killed the dinosaur on that island. Just ripped the jaw. Bro, that's what gorillas do out here. Y'all talking about, oh, we got them. It's gotta be 100 of the most determined, fearless.

Mac: 01:05:35

Unless you Leonidas.

Blak: 01:05:37

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mac: 01:05:39

Artist behind you. Haru. Haru. But ain't built like that no more out here. Nah.

Mac: 01:05:44

Nah.

Mac: 01:05:45

I'm telling you.

Blak: 01:05:45

On top of me. What's that first what's that first deal?

Mac: 01:05:48

Yeah. Once I see that first fatality. Mm-mm. Wow. Let go of my arm.

Mac: 01:05:54

My arm. I'm five rolls back. Hey. Hey. What's happening up there?

Mac: 01:05:59

I'm hearing I'm hearing bloody screams.

Mac: 01:06:08

Hey. I'm tapping the dude in front of me. Hey. What's happening,

Blak: 01:06:10

bro? What

Blak: 01:06:13

they doing up there? What's who is he dying like that?

Mac: 01:06:16

Why are we getting closer to the screams? We ain't retreated?

Blak: 01:06:19

No. We only we almost

Mac: 01:06:20

We only killed 30 people. We got 70 left. Nope.

Mac: 01:06:29

I ain't gonna be able to do it.

Blak: 01:06:32

Nah. Nah.

Mac: 01:06:35

I'm talking about the the in world strong man competitions throwing forty eighty pound balls, 80,000 feet that will

Mac: 01:06:44

Define them They going to talk about what the gorilla do to the first thing for generations. You know, today, we supposed to go fight the gorilla. I ain't gonna be able to make it.

Blak: 01:06:59

I woke up late. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I missed missed the bus.

Mac: 01:07:04

Man, they talking about I got COVID. I can't complain. But I got this shot. I don't know.

Blak: 01:07:14

It's big pharma. You know? Big pharma. I don't know. It don't protect you, bro.

Blak: 01:07:20

It don't protect you.

Mac: 01:07:23

Man, doctor talking about I got COVID, so I ain't gonna be able to go. He got me on forty eight hours in isolation.

Blak: 01:07:29

You know? Yep. And I gotta get clearance

Blak: 01:07:33

Can't I can't, bro. I can't.

Mac: 01:07:35

Y'all hold it down. 99 should be enough, though. Really upset that last niggas we

Mac: 01:07:41

sneak and tell everyone. What happened?

Blak: 01:07:51

Go. Go tell the people what happened here today.

Mac: 01:07:58

Me after watching the gorillas tear my friend in half. Was this the dude that'd doing? We'll team up back to back. Back to back.

Blak: 01:08:16

I'm with you. I'm with you, bro. I'm on your side now.

Mac: 01:08:20

They thought they had us.

Blak: 01:08:22

I'm on your team now, dawg.

Mac: 01:08:26

This is the gorilla after stacking 98 bodies.

Blak: 01:08:28

Yeah. Two more for y'all.

Blak: 01:08:29

Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

Blak: 01:08:31

Here go two more for y'all.

Blak: 01:08:32

Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

Mac: 01:08:34

Here go two more. Here go two more. But I just see 99 being massacred. I kinda confuse the gorilla. I'm just as bad as again.

Mac: 01:08:50

You wanna and you know the funny part? Watch how creative people get with their lives at risk.

Blak: 01:08:55

Oh, yeah. Most definitely. %. Most definitely.

Mac: 01:08:59

Most people will just play dead. Blah blah. You know, like, grilling mess with me. Like, if I don't attack the gorilla or if I just perceived to be a non threat, he gonna leave me alone.

Blak: 01:09:09

Yep. The people It don't matter, bro. It don't matter.

Blak: 01:09:13

It don't matter.

Blak: 01:09:14

You seen that photographer that photographer was minding his own business.

Mac: 01:09:19

Oh, I gotta find that.

Blak: 01:09:20

That gorilla was like, bring your ass on over here, bro. It's just come on.

Mac: 01:09:24

Let me talk to you.

Blak: 01:09:27

Yeah. He had no choice. He couldn't even fight. Just bring your ass. Come on.

Blak: 01:09:34

Come on over. I got something for you. It won't hurt as long as you don't fight. Here it is. You're lucky I I let you live.

Blak: 01:09:50

I let you walk away. Now enjoy the rest of your life. Be safe out here in this jungle because I'm the king of it. You understand? You understand this?

Blak: 01:10:10

Just relax and let it happen.

Blak: 01:10:17

you're muted, bro. You're muted. He said, why are we even there

Mac: 01:10:25

in the first You ain't even got no you ain't got no choice in the matter.

Blak: 01:10:28

Oh, hell no. Hell no. You'll be

Mac: 01:10:31

saying, hey. Get off of me. Nah. Nah. Nah.

Mac: 01:10:34

I gotta make an example out

Blak: 01:10:36

of you. See

Blak: 01:10:38

see, I was just gonna scare

Blak: 01:10:39

your ass.

Mac: 01:10:43

Now you you go out and sit here and try to maybe look like a bitch in front of your friend. Right? You can't be having that.

Blak: 01:10:49

Nah, bro. See, I was just playing around with you. Now I gotta I gotta do something to you.

Mac: 01:10:56

Your volume was kinda high like you was trying to prove something to your little friends over here. Gorilla grabs fan in jungle. There you go. Already knew I was looking for. Already knew what I was looking for.

Mac: 01:11:18

Add this to the stage. Look. I'll be in this He's so beautiful. Look at him. Look at his silver bag.

Blak: 01:11:31

Look at the beautiful over here.

Blak: 01:11:46

He grabbed him like he was picking up groceries, bro. Just

Mac: 01:11:52

Hey. Pick that trash up in the front yard and take it.

Mac: 01:11:56

Want to trash this motherfucking room. And you see, his face,

Mac: 01:12:01

he was just like, I ain't moving shit, bro. Like, I belong to the a. Tell my love. Look at this shit.

Blak: 01:12:16

He's just oh, look at this.

Mac: 01:12:18

I think it's like so

Mac: 01:12:20

the music's all serene. They're just like

Mac: 01:12:21

beautiful creatures.

Blak: 01:12:23

The music is what fucks me up.

Mac: 01:12:24

This man was like,

Mac: 01:12:26

it's the last day of my life. And these these cameramen did nothing. Not a goddamn thing.

Blak: 01:12:35

They couldn't. They could not do shit. Oh my goodness. Look at this beautiful crease.

Mac: 01:12:43

Look at this. Oh my god.

Blak: 01:12:46

And you want a hundred motherfuckers to sign up for this? I'm a

Mac: 01:12:52

Oh my god. Look at this shit. And watch out. He just he reach over. He looking at which one I'm a grab.

Mac: 01:12:59

Well, I'm a scare his Yeah.

Blak: 01:13:00

Him. Him.

Mac: 01:13:01

I'm a scare. Right there. This motherfucker. Mhmm.

Blak: 01:13:05

Come on. Come on.

Blak: 01:13:12

Well, if I

Blak: 01:13:13

can just stretch out

Mac: 01:13:13

this. He knew it was so.

Mac: 01:13:19

This motherfucker just pissing his right now. And then the motherfuckers just disappeared to the brush like You lucky. Any one of y'all. You lucky. Now go tell your friends of of my generosity.

Mac: 01:13:44

What's Ursi say? I'm a benevolent god.

Blak: 01:13:46

Yeah. I'm a kind god, for I am kind.

Mac: 01:13:52

Let me see how this man crawled back.

Mac: 01:13:54

He look he look

Mac: 01:13:56

Y'all think he's really

Blak: 01:13:56

He was traumatized. He was traumatized as fuck. What the fuck?

Mac: 01:14:09

Oh, shit.

Blak: 01:14:10

Oh my god. Let's go home.

Mac: 01:14:12

CJ said to really leave a break stride. No one will just sit. No. Nothing to yeah. Just Yeah.

Blak: 01:14:19

Did scare him.

Mac: 01:14:20

Hey, man. Come here real quick. Come on, bro.

Blak: 01:14:22

Come on. Come on.

Mac: 01:14:23

Yo. You see that shit was?

Blak: 01:14:26

And he wasn't mad or nothing. Imagine if you piss him off.

Mac: 01:14:30

You too close to my girl, man. Come here.

Blak: 01:14:33

Normally, kill people, but I'm gonna let you live today.

Mac: 01:14:36

Learn from this.

Blak: 01:14:37

Yeah. Is. This on camera. Make sure. Make sure they get this one

Mac: 01:14:41

on camera. So if you're that cameraman, right, you're getting drug for two seconds. The worst the scariest two seconds of your life. You're looking at the other cameraman filming you, not moving, and then the gorilla lets you go and you get up.

Blak: 01:14:56

I'm cussing them the fuck out, bro. Like,

Mac: 01:14:59

That beef?

Blak: 01:15:01

Oh, eternally. We have beef eternally.

Blak: 01:15:08

Fastenal shit off.

Blak: 01:15:09

Let's go home. I ain't working here no more, bro.

Mac: 01:15:12

Hey. Turn your shit off.

Mac: 01:15:13

Give me

Mac: 01:15:13

the SD card. Ain't nobody see it.

Blak: 01:15:16

I want all the footage. I want it all.

Mac: 01:15:23

What you got, film over there? Yeah.

Blak: 01:15:25

I'm burning all the cameras. Break your

Mac: 01:15:28

camera, bro. You nasty.

Blak: 01:15:30

It's my last day. I'm not working here. I'm not working with y'all no more, bro. I don't trust y'all. Y'all You didn't even you didn't even yell to scare him.

Blak: 01:15:39

Like, flash flash photography. They kept filming. They was just like,

Mac: 01:15:46

shit. Oh my god. Bro, this this would never have seen the light of day if that was me. No. Never.

Mac: 01:15:53

Niggas give me all y'all shit. Never. Willie Willie, was that shit when he grabbed you? Hey. Shut the fuck up.

Mac: 01:16:00

Give me the camera.

Blak: 01:16:02

You see? Look at that face. This ain't that

Mac: 01:16:04

shit off. Get this microphone out my face.

Blak: 01:16:07

Get the the dude dragged me. I shit, then he dragged me through my shit. Fuck y'all, bro. Give me these cameras, man.

Mac: 01:16:18

He looked back this nigga's

Blak: 01:16:19

too. Look at his face. Look at his face. You motherfuckers. Bitch, y'all saw me get drunk.

Mac: 01:16:37

Motherfuckers' ass. Like, it was death coming. I was first of all, the composer of the soundtrack. I got beef with you too. Oh, yeah.

Blak: 01:16:57

If you

Mac: 01:16:58

get this shit to a fucking Final Fantasy boss battle song

Blak: 01:17:02

You put the Transylvania theme in my in my near death experience.

Mac: 01:17:09

Y'all gotta have y'all gotta make this shit. This gorgeous ass music, man. My life was snatched before my eyes.

Blak: 01:17:19

Bitch, I damn near died out here. What the fuck?

Mac: 01:17:27

Hold up. Where was that? Look at this motherfucker's head. Talking about, hey, come back. This is about he gonna be like, hey.

Mac: 01:17:37

Come on. Come

Blak: 01:17:43

on. You bet. Motherfucker.

Mac: 01:17:50

Look at this

Blak: 01:17:50

shit. Jaws stronger than a grizzly. Like Yeah. I know.

Mac: 01:17:54

With this shit, bro. No. Hey. Look. Look.

Mac: 01:17:57

We talk about gorilla drags ranger, and then look. It got us down here.

Blak: 01:18:02

They knew what was up.

Mac: 01:18:04

Hey. Shout out, YouTube. Go look it out, my boy.

Blak: 01:18:07

Hey. Thank you. Y'all know we discussing that right now.

Mac: 01:18:12

Oh, shit. But, yeah, I'm team gorilla on this one, bro. It's not even a question. I don't I don't think the the the viciousness of the deaths, the savagery of a silverback to the first however many brave motherfuckers that wanna try it. Yep.

Mac: 01:18:32

People will see that and be like, I don't want that to be me. Not not at all. And they will stop fighting. We're not built like that, humans. Without

Blak: 01:18:40

Mister beast offered he put an offer on the table.

Blak: 01:18:43

Get his ass in there.

Mac: 01:18:45

I would say if you're mister beast, pay somebody to give you, like, what is a exosuit that will give you the strength to go. Right.

Mac: 01:18:53

You know what

Mac: 01:18:54

I'm saying? Don't be paying poor people for your entertainment, my boy. Right. You this ain't the purge.

Blak: 01:19:00

What you just

Blak: 01:19:01

say? This

Blak: 01:19:02

is like hunger games level shit. Like

Mac: 01:19:04

What you talking about, mister beast?

Blak: 01:19:06

I don't wanna be liable for any damages. How many of

Mac: 01:19:10

you broke motherfuckers, 100,000 to go fight this gorilla? Hell no. People down bad enough. Like, somebody signed up and then he died. Now they're by looking at mister Beast like, you out here running hunger games?

Blak: 01:19:22

That's fucked up.

Mac: 01:19:23

You signed a waiver. Fuck up. My legal papers are all in order.

Mac: 01:19:33

Team gorilla out here, bro.

Blak: 01:19:34

Yes, bro. Yes.

Mac: 01:19:36

Alright. But now that we got that out the way, I think it's time for us to get back to regularly scheduled program unless you got, anything to add on this.

Blak: 01:19:44

Nope. Let's get back to it. Alright. And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.

Mac: 01:20:15

Oh, shit. Oh, man. Good show tonight, man.

Blak: 01:20:18

Hell, yeah. Great show.

Mac: 01:20:20

We don't have a who's man, but we still had a good time. Yep. Great time tonight. What you got for the folks, man?

Blak: 01:20:28

Oh, man. Lots of good content coming your way courtesy of the team. Make sure you guys go check them out. I can't stress this enough. Please go to Nightmares and Nerdscapes.

Blak: 01:20:38

That was a dope ass conversation me and CJ had. So really wanna make sure that you go check out the center's review. Stay for the other stuff that he's got too because, again, he has a really dope channel, man, but can't put that over enough, man. That was a that was a very fun time, very fun conversation, very deep conversation as well. So, please go check em out.

Blak: 01:21:00

Give em a follow. You won't be disappointed. It's the fourth. May the fourth be with you all. If you're out there, I know shout out to my No Gimmicks co host.

Blak: 01:21:12

He's out doing some stuff this weekend and and this Devader cosplay. Yep. So.

Mac: 01:21:17

You're right.

Blak: 01:21:18

Yep. Make sure you guys follow him as well because he's he's going out. He's doing a lot of big stuff this weekend doing this Vader cosplay. So, make want to make sure I shout him out too. Shout out to the network.

Blak: 01:21:30

You know we've we've grown a lot when I be like, I don't wanna shout out everybody because I'll be missing people. I did that on CJ's show and after I was like, dog, I miss some I miss some shows. So shout out to the network. Make sure you guys check us out. Lot of good work, lot of good stuff coming out.

Blak: 01:21:50

If you're a subscriber to the Patreon, we have a lot of dope ideas that we're gonna be be bringing outside of the shows to Patreon. I know No Gimmicks has one scheduled. I think USDN has some stuff scheduled. So, yeah, of course, we all record on here on Patreon as well. So lot of lot of dope content coming to our Patreon subscribers.

Blak: 01:22:16

So tap in with us, man. Other than that, great show tonight. Thank you guys for tuning in and tapping in with your thoughts. It was hilarious.

Mac: 01:22:26

Great time, man. Laughed. I I needed that laugh. It was a good laugh. She has to watch the notebook.

Mac: 01:22:31

I needed that. I needed that. We'll be checking out thunderbolts tomorrow afternoon. So Okay. Hopefully that'll that'll be a good time as well.

Mac: 01:22:41

But I'm trying to think. Yep next full session for our Patreon members for Knox Turner. Yep. That will be May 17. Yep.

Mac: 01:22:54

So just keep your eyes peeled for that again. $5 get you into the Patreon, see all of that stuff. First two full sessions are up over there on Patreon. Process of trying to edit them and put them out like we were doing for a fallen star in bits and pieces on their on their YouTube channel. So make sure to go check that out.

Mac: 01:23:16

And we don't forget that you're paying us. We we know we got some stuff on the way for y'all. Some exclusive stuff. The store should be up and running by Monday. We found a we're putting some some merch up there now.

Mac: 01:23:30

We're not gonna make it public until we populate it with with with merch from from the other show. So just expect that. The old DFPN store, we shut that down because Teespring was starting to get kinda weird with taking too long to send stuff. So moved on to another spot, so just stand by for that. Outside of that, that's all I got, man.

Blak: 01:23:49

That's all I got, man. Good show tonight. Once again, thank you all for tuning in.

Mac: 01:23:53

Alright. Without further ado, I am the homie Mac aka your boy.

Blak: 01:23:59

And I am bread like a king, made us Kelvin Kaylee. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight. Until next time. Have love. Make sex.

Mac: 01:24:07

Peace. Peace. This ain't right.