Mac: 00:00

Yes. Yes, y'all. It is, it is it is the dynamic duo, running a little bit late, but it's all good, because trust us. We have a great show planned for you today. Very epic Who's Mans.

Mac: 00:17

It's something that we needed to do. But before we get into the intro and enrolling with our scheduled programming, Who is this baby faced dude that I am sharing the screen with right now? What what is what what what happened, my boy? What happened?

Blak: 00:36

So I made a deal. In hindsight, it was a

Mac: 00:40

very fucked up deal. Mhmm.

Blak: 00:44

So this is the result of making a deal with my wife. She doesn't like scary

Mac: 00:51

stuff.

Blak: 00:51

Okay. And so I was trying to catch up with the last of us so I can jump into season two.

Mac: 00:58

Yeah. Yeah. So I

Blak: 01:00

was like, hey. Watch this with me. She was like, on one condition. Uh-oh. And there we go.

Blak: 01:06

Now she hates it. So now she's stuck with it.

Mac: 01:11

She don't like the clean baby face look?

Blak: 01:13

No. She hates it, bro. She's like, you look too young.

Mac: 01:16

Why did she tell you to shave it off then?

Blak: 01:18

Because she wanted she because she's like, since

Mac: 01:20

your hair Did she call your bluff?

Blak: 01:22

She did. So I shaved it. So she was like, since your hair is so long, she was like, yeah. It's too much. So she was like, shave it and let me see.

Blak: 01:33

I was like, okay. So I did it, and she was like, nah. I hate it. This ain't no This

Mac: 01:39

ain't it no more. But then she said, grow it back like you just focus and have that shit back the next day or whatnot. Yeah. Oh, shit. But it's all good.

Mac: 01:51

It's all good. You still got the hair on top of your head. That's the one that matters the most. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Mac: 01:55

You ain't coming out here looking having to put a hat on trying to save the world from the sheen off your scalp. You know what I'm saying? But no, man, ladies and gentlemen, like we said, great show planned for you today. Without further ado, we'll go ahead and start this intro. We already got people in the chat.

Mac: 02:13

Shout out to Jin, shout out to CJ. What's up, people? The crew in here waiting to get into the shenanigans with us. So ladies and gentlemen, why don't we just go ahead, get started? Episode one sixty seven of the Smoke Pit starting right now.

Mac: 02:30

The following is a presentation of the dad villain podcast network, reminding you to always question the answers.

Blak: 02:40

Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week.

Blak: 02:50

Come relaxing, get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.

Blak: 03:04

It's Mac and Mac. Welcome to the smoke pit.

Mac: 03:10

Yep. Y'all know what it is. Friday night mood is right. Dynamic dual black and back. Back on your screens.

Mac: 03:16

Number one streaming show on Friday nights on all across all platforms, not just Facebook and this. All all of them. All of them.

Blak: 03:24

You know. All of them.

Mac: 03:25

That's where we at with this. All of do wanna say welcome back to you, man. Coming back from a a busy weekend over in Vegas covering everything wrestling when it comes to the WrestleMania weekend. How was that for you, man?

Blak: 03:39

It was awesome, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. This was my first media trip, so to be able to interact with all the people I interacted with, people that you see online and you see on television, like to be able to interact with some of these people and talk to them and and build a camaraderie with with folks. I came back from that. If I didn't love wrestling before, I damn sure love it now.

Blak: 04:06

So I came back I came back with with a sense of renewal, and it's been it's been busy since I've been back. And that's a really good thing, man. So, actually, WWE is here in town tonight. They they actually was like, you wanna come out? I'm like, dude, I'm I'm tapped.

Blak: 04:22

I'm tired.

Mac: 04:24

Just got back in the house. I'm Let me see my wife, please. Yes. It's all good. But I know you got caught watching, you said Last of Us.

Mac: 04:37

How are you feeling about it? Because I noticed not a lot of people are talking about season two. You know what I'm saying? Like everybody's focused on, Daredevil just wrapped up, season one was blowing up, everybody was talking about that. Season two is a few episodes in, and I don't see a whole lot of people like, yo, this show is still lit.

Mac: 04:55

How you feeling about season two?

Blak: 04:57

You know what it is? Is is everybody know if you played The Last of Us, then you know what's coming. That's what season two is. Season two is like, you know what's coming. Let me prep my spirit for this shit because I'm not ready.

Blak: 05:11

And that's what I've been seeing a lot of. It's like, man, I'm scared to jump into this season because I already know what's about to happen. And that's been the thing. But yeah, you have so much other stuff happening around it that people were talking about, like Daredevil. Yeah, it kind of takes up precipice.

Blak: 05:28

But it's still a phenomenal show.

Mac: 05:31

Agreed. We had a we did an episode of Eat The Cake, we were talking after the show to Jackie about it. And she's like, I'm watching it, but I saw one episode and it like, now I'm mad. I don't know if I could go back to it. And I'm just like, have you have you played the game?

Mac: 05:45

She's like, nope. I'm just like, well, yeah, that'll do it.

Blak: 05:48

Yeah.

Mac: 05:48

That that'll that'll do it along the lines of you're talking like sons of anarchy when, you know, they're in jail and OP, you know, goes away. It it it's one of the things where, like, you're just like, damn, dog. Like, is this for real? Like, is he is he not coming back? Is is this it?

Blak: 06:12

Dog, I'm I'm about to kill half the city on the video game. Like, it got that deep.

Mac: 06:18

Because you played the whole first game. Like, you you are you are tied to this the the character. Right. And then, like, you're playing the second game, and you're just like, so, like, I keep playing? Yeah.

Mac: 06:32

Right.

Blak: 06:33

Right. Fuck this game, bro. I'm turning this off.

Mac: 06:38

Yeah. It's a long, though, like, Red Wedding type stuff. So Red Wedding here for me and Game of Thrones, because obviously, I didn't read the book. So Mhmm. You know, you're just watching it.

Mac: 06:47

You're like, oh, man. You know, everything cool. Rob got old girl pregnant. Gonna name the baby Ned. Shit is

Blak: 06:52

is this a woman. Ow. Ow. Ow. Wait a minute.

Mac: 06:57

Wait a minute. Fucking my wife was just like, when she got stabbed, my wife was just like, oh, no. The baby. I'm like, and and the mom and Rob and, you know, like Everyone. Her heart just goes straight to the unborn.

Mac: 07:11

Oh, no. The baby. Like, he's not the only one that's gonna die. Like, you see you see the slaughter. Yeah.

Mac: 07:19

Oh, no. Every The mom, the dad, the dog, the

Blak: 07:22

child, like, everybody got

Mac: 07:24

it. You got the dog. Dire wolves go. And I'm like, yo. Bro, that that was an emotional event.

Mac: 07:35

Yeah. But yeah, man. So, shout out to Lasso. If you haven't watched it, haven't played the games. If you are watching the show just to be surprised as happens and they continue but shit's going to get real.

Mac: 07:47

I'm just saying that. So, I don't know how real HBO's gonna take it. I heard rumors that they're trying to do a season. I don't know how they're gonna do a season three.

Blak: 07:56

Because they don't have a third game. Yeah.

Mac: 07:58

Unless, like, they're gonna just go Game of Thrones and just be like, I think this is what Naughty Dog would have liked, and hopefully, don't fuck it up like

Blak: 08:06

a season nine. Don't do

Mac: 08:07

that. Don't don't do that. If you don't have no source material, please don't. We don't want you to turn this shit into Halo.

Blak: 08:15

Yeah. Don't. Please.

Mac: 08:16

Whatever the fuck that shit was.

Blak: 08:18

Sticks up the first material.

Mac: 08:19

Which is now on Netflix, by the way, if you wanna be upset. Halo's on Netflix.

Blak: 08:24

No. Thank you.

Mac: 08:31

Busy weekend coming up. For me, we got the air show here. I volunteer both days from eleven to the six, about seven, and then rolling right into the work week. So it's gonna be busy rolling out of that, coming in, doing a TTRPG, all of that good stuff, but that's neither here nor there. We're here to have fun tonight and then get into some shenanigans.

Mac: 08:53

But before we could do that, Black, would you please give us some oh, Easter pass. Yes. So I I know you got I know you are you back on your bullshit? Yeah. Give us give us some words, man.

Mac: 09:10

Some nice encouraging words heading into the weekend and getting us ready for the work week.

Blak: 09:17

Alright. So being that being that I I went to this Vegas trip and I came back with a sense of renewal, I'm gonna leave you guys with this. Mhmm. This is something that I've learned. Right before, hang in there.

Blak: 09:31

It's always this is a this is a running theme. Hang in there is always a running theme. You made it to the end of the week. Next week, the the goal is just to hang in there till Friday. Got you guys.

Blak: 09:43

But I've noticed that it gets the toughest right before the breakthrough. So that's the word for the week. Hang in there because when the tough times come, all you gotta do is outlast that shit. And in the words of Scott Hall, Tough times and bad times don't always last, but the bad guys do. So this one is to the bad guys.

Blak: 10:09

Hang in there.

Mac: 10:10

Salud. Salud.

Blak: 10:16

Oh. My body.

Mac: 10:20

Oh, that was good. Also, using the I hate Sam Ridley shot glass. Shout out to my man, Sam Ridley, and my man Marcus over there at Illegal Opinions podcast. Make sure to check them out when you get a chance. Amen.

Mac: 10:34

But I just wanna get right into some wild stuff that I saw. Right? Not a house meeting, not so much of what did I watch because, you know, I I wasn't able to send it to you. But this is something I came up with. So you're gonna watch this brand new.

Mac: 10:48

Right? You're gonna watch this brand new, and I want your opinion on this. So I'm a bring it up. I'm a play the video. And Pipmasters, feel free to chime in as well.

Mac: 11:01

But so I'm laughing, but don't hold it against me because I'll I'll explain after the video. But, Fox News fifty nine, take it away.

Anchor: 11:14

And tonight, Johnson County Police are searching for a former daycare employee charged with battery who's accused of slapping a toddler. An aggressive incident was caught on camera here at this local daycare. And tonight, Fox fifty nine Scarlett O'Hara explains why the suspect says she did it.

Reporter: 11:35

Police say a former employee of the daycare behind me, Kitty Academy of Greenwood, was let go back in November for slapping a toddler. The incident all caught on camera. Now there's a warrant out for her arrest. Court documents describe how on November 4, a 31 year old teacher named Joyce Perkins reportedly slapped a two year old across the face so hard it spun the child around into a cabinet. The day care director handed over

Blak: 12:04

I'm a before we even get to the details, I'm a tell you, Joyce Perkins, that kid is in the wrong. You don't fuck with nobody named Joyce. Miss Joyce ain't with the bullshit, bro. Like, I can tell you this right off the bat. Before we go before we go any further, the kid was wrong.

Blak: 12:25

That kid did some fucked up shit. Miss Joyce wasn't here

Blak: 12:28

for the games.

Blak: 12:30

She wasn't here for the games.

Mac: 12:33

Wait. Wait. Alright. I okay. I'm gonna let it play, and and I'm a let you hear what happened.

Mac: 12:40

But but here we go. Here we go.

Reporter: 12:45

Footage that police say showed the victim spitting on Perkins as she bent over to help another child. Documents say Perkins told a coworker, quote, I had to smack him because he spit all in my face.

Police Chief: 12:58

Crimes against children are taken very seriously by this office.

Reporter: 13:01

Johnson County Prosecutor Lance Hamner charged Perkins with battery, typically a misdemeanor, but when committed against a small child, it becomes a level six felony.

Police Chief: 13:11

I think that the family in this situation did the exact right thing. They reported it to the authorities and then we filed charges today.

Reporter: 13:20

Documents say when questioned by detective Perkins said quote he was the one spitting on me and that's battery too. In the probable cause affidavit, the detective said I agreed that it was also battery. However, the victim is only two years old. In a statement in part, a Kitty Academy of Greenwood spokesperson explained Perkins was immediately fired and DCS was notified, saying, quote, the state licensing authority conducted a thorough investigation and confirmed that we responded appropriately and took every possible measure within our control to address the situation. The spokesperson added quote, it's also important to note that the family involved in this situation continued to use our services for several days after the incident.

Reporter: 14:02

Through open conversations, they reaffirmed their love for our school and how we addressed the issue.

Police Chief: 14:08

The good news is this is a rare occurrence. We don't see this very often. And when you look what the day care center's response was, is they terminated the employee. So I think that should make parents feel more comfortable if they have their kids in a day care.

Reporter: 14:22

The Kiddie Academy spokesperson also said they will not let this incident overshadow their work providing children with a safe and loving place to go. Adding they're committed to maintaining the community's trust going forward. In Greenwood, Scarlet O'Hara, FOX Fifty Nine News.

Blak: 14:44

I give a damn. Miss Joyce was looking

Mac: 14:46

to push it.

Blak: 14:52

Miss Joyce was like, uh-uh. Uh-uh. That Lakia spit in her face? Hell no. Yeah.

Mac: 15:01

I bet

Blak: 15:01

you won't do that

Mac: 15:02

shit I've never been you know that meme, the undecided woman when she tastes that shit? She's mm-mm, no. Well, I mean, nah, you can't do that. I mean, that was me as a whole, that's a child. How you batted, like the way they led into it, like just slapped a child, spun him into a cabinet.

Mac: 15:22

I'm like, yo, you are out of she's spinning his face.

Blak: 15:27

I mean He needed to learn. He needed to Okay.

Mac: 15:33

What's your

Blak: 15:34

I knew it. Joyce Perkins. Bro, that's like the last person you wanna fuck with. Miss Joyce, with the with the with the peppermints in her purse

Mac: 15:44

back, bro,

Blak: 15:45

like, you don't fuck with them people.

Mac: 15:46

I'm about to I'm about to show you a picture of Joyce, which further lets you know, like, she wasn't the one to mess with. Oh, most definitely. Most definitely.

Blak: 16:02

Miss Joyce fight dues, my guy. Like, anybody can get it. Anybody can get it. Don't cross the line.

Mac: 16:10

Oh my god. Miss Joyce is like, I am here Yep. For the action.

Blak: 16:16

I had to catch the bus from my Hundred And 40 Seventh to get here. Fuck this kid, bro.

Mac: 16:20

Oh, shit. You you know how hey. The the the small pick community is like it's like this this I don't know how to explain it, but when you're looking at these and I'll I'll bring it up. Right? Where's it at?

Mac: 16:36

So we start the video. Right? Here's Jen. Like, what the fuck slapping a two year old? Like, because everybody's just like, oh, shit.

Mac: 16:42

Like, what the fuck is going on? Here's Chris. That kid must have said some shit. Here's Rob. Like, why am I rolling?

Mac: 16:56

Why are y'all like this? Not why are we why are we as a whole?

Blak: 17:00

Why are they

Mac: 17:01

like this? As a whole. Not just me and black. Don't don't just do this shit like it's just me and black out here doing this shit, bro. You out here laughing with us too.

Mac: 17:09

Yes. And then here's Cam. She got two fucker out and find out names. Joyce and Perkins. Ears up.

Mac: 17:20

He learned that day. Bet he won't spit on no one else. That that little shit doesn't spit on anyone else. Yo. It was and and, like, this is my thing, knee jerk reaction.

Mac: 17:35

Because I will say as a parent, like, like, even your own kid like, when they do some off the wall shit to you, like, there's a a quick, like, but oh, you lucky. You You catch yourself.

Blak: 17:46

Knocked you out. Yep.

Mac: 17:47

Like, when you sit there chilling and they throw, like, a toy and that shit slap you upside the head, boy, you oh. Oh my god. Get this kid. Come get your kid.

Blak: 17:57

Get him.

Mac: 17:57

Get him. Just said you're You're significant.

Blak: 18:01

Kimani Kimani was four. I remember this shit vividly. Kimani was four, and we were playing with Nerf guns and shit. This motherfucker ran up and shot me in the eye with a with a Nerf gun.

Mac: 18:12

Yeah.

Blak: 18:12

Bro, I was so mad. I was like, I wanna power bomb you, but you're

Mac: 18:16

my kid. Yeah. Yes. What I'm saying?

Blak: 18:19

Hurt you. Yeah. I wanna hurt you. Get away from me. We're done.

Blak: 18:23

We're done.

Mac: 18:24

Please don't touch me. Get away from me. Because it is bro, it was like my daughter, Novelyn, she was what? Like second grade. And we in the house there's like a bouncy ball.

Mac: 18:36

She wanted like a little thing or whatever, and we tossing it back and forth. And I mean, I don't know why she did it. Like, she just like softball fast pitch this thing, like the wind up and everything. Let that hole go. That shit hit me in my nuts, bro.

Mac: 18:50

Bro, I crumpled and like, you know, apples there. And I'm just I'm like in pain pain. Like, women, I don't

Blak: 19:00

make it

Mac: 19:01

worse. When a dude gets hit in that area and we take that knee, that is us that is us summoning the the kindness and the the the compassion and patience of all living organisms around us Yep. To impart in ourselves before we go super saiyan and turn into Vegeta in this bitch. Yes. You need to give us that minute to collect ourselves instead of like, yo laughing at us is not

Blak: 19:30

Oh, yeah. That's that's like that's worse. That makes it worse.

Mac: 19:35

That is not that's that's lowering the amount of patience that I'm absorbing from the world.

Mac: 19:39

So, like,

Mac: 19:41

my daughter instantly feels bad, comes up to me. I'm sorry that she puts her hand on me. I'm like, don't touch me. Like, just like, I love you, but just just get away from me real quick. Like, just I'm in I'm in this I'm in I'm in I'm in the buffer zone.

Mac: 19:55

Like, I don't know what I'm finna do. You too close. Baby, you too close. You too close, baby.

Blak: 20:02

Your code. Is you need to you need to back out. Back out.

Mac: 20:08

So I understand, like, spit in my face, bro. Like, I I and and we've talked about it when it's your kids and something's great. Because I I ain't afraid to put no I ain't gonna put hand hands on them, but like, I ain't afraid to like stiff arm a little kid. They riling and running around and shit. Boom.

Mac: 20:25

Get the calm your ass the fuck down. Like, get away from me with all this shit. Right? If I'm bending down to help out another two year old, and understand the level of spit. Like, was the kid eating lunch and was laughing and was like, and spit got on you?

Mac: 20:40

Or did you help the other kid? And this kid was like,

Blak: 20:47

Yeah. Because if that Did the

Mac: 20:49

camera purposeful spit like that kid knew, I'm not I'm not blaming Joyce. I know I can't, but I'd be like, I need somebody to come get this kid away from me real quick. Like, I'm looking at the other people in the daycare, somebody please come and get this kid away from me because shit's about to go down. Yep. As spit is dripping off my face.

Mac: 21:15

As you know what I'm saying? Like, you helping another kid. So pop.

Blak: 21:21

Yeah. The just the disrespect. Just the run up on me and spit on me.

Mac: 21:25

Like, is this is this happening at your house? Is this how you're being raped? Right.

Blak: 21:30

Me and the parents gotta have a conversation.

Mac: 21:33

I'm sure the conversation happened. But the fact that she slapped this kid and then bounced to the point where there's a warrant for her arrest. Like, she knew she fucked

Blak: 21:43

Oh man, I fucked up.

Mac: 21:45

I fucked up. Here's where, here's where I like me and Joyce start kind of losing ground is during the thing, they're just, she's like, well, he spit on me, so that's battery too, right? Like, and then the detective being like, yeah, yeah, is, but it's a two year old kid.

Blak: 22:03

Like Yeah, it's a child.

Mac: 22:04

Yeah. But the fact you slap this kid so hard, he spun into a cabinet, like Joyce is like, I come here for this bullshit today. I'm tired. So let me say this. Looking on the other side of it.

Mac: 22:29

Say it was your kid that got slapped, and you show up, and she's like, this is why I reacted the way I did. Your kid fucking hocked a loogie in my face while I was helping somebody else. Are you cool with it?

Blak: 22:43

No. We still got I still gotta throw hands.

Mac: 22:46

But here you are with Joyce. Right? Like, hey.

Blak: 22:49

I know. I know. But my kid gonna have to hear about it afterwards. The fuck was wrong with you?

Mac: 22:57

Like, I gotta fuck you up, Joyce. But please believe I'll have words with my kid as well. You

Mac: 23:01

know what

Blak: 23:01

I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. First things first, I gotta whoop your ass or slap

Mac: 23:06

my kid. You can't put hands on my kids. And and that's the kind of a thing. Like, I'm just if my kid is wilding the fuck out, please call me because I'll come and handle this shit. Like, I I call me.

Mac: 23:17

I will leave work, show up to the daycare, put hands on my kids for you. Yes. Where where's the where's the private area where I can have a discussion with my kid? Why? You.

Mac: 23:27

Put. You. You. And then we come out. Alright.

Mac: 23:31

Alright. He should be cool now.

Blak: 23:33

Does it again.

Mac: 23:33

If he does, yeah. Please call me. You know that kid hocked to a miss Perkins. What Chris say? Some kids got big ass heads and momentum.

Mac: 23:49

It's hard to stop when you don't know. That's how he ran into the cabinet. He just them hard bottom shoes. He trying to figure out how boom. Bro, and imagine the other coworkers in that room when it happened.

Mac: 24:09

Like, over there doing some like, teaching songs and shit. They all they heard was, pow.

Blak: 24:21

That look. That long ass cry with the hole.

Mac: 24:28

Joyce. Joyce, did you do Joyce, tell me you did not. Oh, lord.

Blak: 24:34

I know better. Oh, lord.

Mac: 24:36

Break room, Joyce. Go to the rant crew. To the break room. It was only a matter of time before she lost I knew it. I knew it.

Mac: 24:48

I knew something was going

Blak: 24:52

Now you know. You know better.

Mac: 24:55

You know better. So I just wanted to share because I literally came across that today, and I was in my office dying. Like like, I fucks with you, Joyce, but

Mac: 25:09

I can't fucks with you know what I'm saying?

Blak: 25:10

Like Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 25:12

Like, in the public eye, like, you can't be doing that shit. But it's a in in that the at the lowest, like, bottom line, you can't do that shit. But I understand. I get it. I get it.

Mac: 25:27

Anyway. Anyway, that's the first thing I wanted to get into, but, we've come across some wild ass videos on the Internet. And, that leads us into our next segment of, what did I just watch for this week? So let's get ready for this shit.

Blak: 25:52

Tell me I did not just see that. So

Mac: 26:01

this one is I think we we could do a law enforcement theme. You know what I'm saying? For this one, we got a couple videos. The first one I came across and I'm just like, I didn't know police moved like this anymore. Like Right.

Mac: 26:15

I see them use so, the to break it down to you. So a Florida man was arrested after he tried to run from a Jacksonville Police Officer as he was caught handing off illegal drugs. Right? My man ran a quarter of a mile before giving up and, you know, getting tired and giving up. So it's not like it was a foot chase.

Mac: 26:39

This man I'll I'll put the video up here and y'all can watch it with us. Because this shit is fucking bananas. Classically hilarious. The the officer was on a horseback, and I did I thought it was just for ceremonial purposes. Like, they really out here on horses doing patrols and then chasing down people on horseback like this is fucking deadwood.

Mac: 27:07

You know what I'm saying? It's fucking Red Dead Redemption out here. They're out here running you down on a fucking horse. But I'm a play a video, and y'all can see how this shit went down. So then the sound stopped.

Mac: 27:56

I don't know if it stops because she was saying some wild ass shit like the horse is gonna kill you or some shit. But look at this motherfuckers. It's riding him down on a fucking horse, man.

Blak: 28:08

Get up, daddy.

Mac: 28:10

Oh, you're not

Horse Cop: 28:11

gonna get her. Ride us on the horse. You gotta stop.

Blak: 28:38

You deserved it. Yeah. You fucking deserved it.

Mac: 28:43

Yeah. I ain't seen no shit like this in my life, bro. Is she talking to a horse? Yeah. Go get him.

Mac: 28:54

Go get that bad man. Get him now. You're gonna get ran bro, if you get ran over by a horse,

Blak: 29:02

he get trampled.

Mac: 29:03

Bro, these motherfuckers be like, hey. Hey. Did they did they release the dog on you? No. They did that.

Mac: 29:08

How'd they get you? Like, they motherfucking horse stomped on my ass. What the fuck? Yo. How the fuck?

Mac: 29:19

First of all, bro, you outran a horse for a quarter mile? Bro. How you not winning golds in the Olympics for the Bro,

Blak: 29:29

for real. Sign him. Someone. He needs a deal.

Mac: 29:36

I'm so weak, man. Oh, shit.

Blak: 29:42

You gotta get ran over.

Mac: 29:43

Get him. Look at these comments. I'll be damned if you catch me in a horse like this the eighteen hundreds. Bro.

Blak: 29:53

Like this fucking Mississippi burning. Bro, what the fuck?

Mac: 30:00

You out there running across intersections with motor vehicles, and you're like, He

Blak: 30:08

about to get hit by a car.

Mac: 30:11

Oh, shit. Yeah. Get him. Look at Hey. Shout out, Ivon.

Mac: 30:26

Oh lord. Not not my city. Y'all out here like this?

Blak: 30:31

Bro, the South is known for some wild shit.

Mac: 30:33

Ivon, you out here like this? Oh my god. Bro, you out there slinging drugs, and then they hey. What's going over here? Oh, shit.

Mac: 30:48

It's the cops. Don't

Blak: 30:52

run. Don't run. Don't run.

Mac: 30:53

Go get that bad man. Like the it's do horses react.

Blak: 30:56

Get him nested. Go get him.

Mac: 30:57

Yeah. It's a like it's a dog. Go sick him. The horse is like shit. Oh my god.

Mac: 31:05

Kid can't, bro.

Blak: 31:07

Bro, you know it. They have time lapse that bitch.

Mac: 31:12

He's moving. Here's Rob. How man, how fast is he running to stare at the horse? A quarter mile.

Blak: 31:22

He is gone.

Mac: 31:24

Shit, bro. Hey. What's up? What up, goose? My man said, I'm surprised he ran.

Mac: 31:35

G's like, Oh, the hood on him for that one.

Blak: 31:40

You can't go back.

Mac: 31:41

You can't go back. They're gonna

Blak: 31:44

nickname you Kentucky Derby and shit. You can't go back.

Mac: 31:48

You got ran down by the Lone Ranger, motherfucker. You got it. Got caught by a horse named Simple Jack. I hope Silver. Whoop whoop a little.

Mac: 32:04

Oh my god.

Blak: 32:06

Bro, you know what's wild is the fucking the cop on the horse had a body cam on. Like so you

Mac: 32:14

like a fucking VR thing, bro. This is how it feels riding a horse, bro. Just bro, look at this shit. Hey. Get it, Nash.

Mac: 32:29

Get that Batman. Get that Batman now. Get him. Get him now. How you doing?

Mac: 32:33

Get that Batman, Nash. Yo, yo, the cars the cars at the intersection,

Mac: 32:40

skirt skirt

Mac: 32:41

like motherfuckers head.

Blak: 32:47

Goddamn horse go get accommodation, bro. Like like, this this is the wildest shit.

Mac: 32:58

Well, you'll be up there like a Chewbacca getting the medal at the end of fucking everybody lined up getting medals and the horse just sitting there sending that attention. Oh my god, bro. Florida, I don't know what it is about y'all, Florida. I don't know. Florida's wild

Blak: 33:26

place. Florida is a wild place.

Mac: 33:27

Bro, there was three officers on horses, bro. They coulda all they coulda possied up. Bro, the only thing that was missing is the the last one just fucking, like, last one of his legs and pulling them back. Don't make me all tired. Stop.

Mac: 33:42

Yes. He get on the ground.

Blak: 33:50

Time. Hands behind your back.

Mac: 33:51

Time. Yeah. Time. Got that motherfucking six seconds. New record.

Mac: 33:58

I mean, but at one point, like, I get it. You selling drugs. You probably like, depending on what it is, you're looking at time in jail. You're like, I can't do it. I'm I can't do it.

Mac: 34:07

Do you chance outrunning the horse?

Blak: 34:11

You you have to.

Mac: 34:12

And I'm pretty And he did, right, for a minute.

Blak: 34:15

Yeah. I'm pretty sure his thought was like, I'm about to I'm about to outrun this motherfucker, bro. Like, fuck this. It ain't a car.

Mac: 34:27

You see biscuit for the combat combat action ribbon. He'd be like, yeah. He'd go to the stables and shit. Yeah, bro. Yeah.

Mac: 34:36

I got some action to do.

Blak: 34:38

Drug bust.

Mac: 34:39

Oh, shit.

Blak: 34:40

I made it.

Mac: 34:43

Nash, say word. Hey. Hey. Hey. They tried to test me like I ain't like I went on my game, you know?

Mac: 34:53

Oh, shit.

Blak: 34:54

This old walker still got it.

Mac: 34:57

Oh my god, bro. Got his ass, man. But staying in the realm of of law enforcement, this one was this one is hot off the press. Literally two minutes before we were live, Black was just like, hey. Check this shit out.

Mac: 35:14

So this one is a woman pretends to be a ICE agent to fake arrest the ex boyfriend's wife. I did not miss misstrued that or anything. No. You didn't. I'm reading it right

Blak: 35:26

off You heard it right.

Mac: 35:29

A Florida woman. Let you shout out to Florida, man. You know, free publicity over here on a smoke pit. You know? If you're looking for an adventurous place where every day could be something, amazing, something to talk about, move to Florida.

Mac: 35:52

A Florida woman is in police custody after allegedly kidnapping her ex boyfriend's wife by posing as an immigration and customs agent. Fifty two year old LaTerrence Battle faces multiple hopefully, said that right. LaTerrence LaTerrence LaTerrence Battle faces multiple charges after she pretended to be a ICE agent to abduct her ex boyfriend's wife. According to the victim, Battle appeared at her workplace on April 10 dressed as a ICE agent. She matched the physical description of the agent wearing, and then it's like click link in the bio.

Mac: 36:27

But we just gonna go ahead and play this video for y'all. So I think it does a better job of me trying to explain the the wildness that is this Florida woman.

Chiseled Adonis: 36:57

Open the door. Sheriff's office.

Chiseled Adonis: 37:01

Roll your way down.

Chiseled Adonis: 37:05

Open the door.

Blak: 37:11

This

Mac: 37:17

is the actual officers arresting her. Sam. Well, what's this next slide? Oh, yeah. Click leave.

Mac: 37:40

Yeah. We ain't doing that. But here's where I'm at with all of this. Like, ex boyfriend's wife. Like, obviously, this dude moved way the fuck on past you to dating somebody else and marrying him and getting on with his life.

Mac: 37:57

Yep. You didn't like that to the point where you impersonated isn't that like a federal agency? Yes. Do impersonated federal agent? Not not you impersonated a law enforcement officer.

Mac: 38:16

A federal agent, a three letter agency to arrest this man's wife, to to kidnap her. And I don't know how long you kidnapped. Maybe it's all in the details of the bio, but I'm looking at this shit like, bro, you a woman scorned is like

Blak: 38:38

Leave her alone, bro.

Mac: 38:39

Dangerous the most dangerous living thing on earth. Like, you you it's you break up with a woman on bad terms, you gotta be there there's a buffer for, I don't know how long you just on your toes, head on a swivel out here because you don't know what the fuck you

Blak: 38:58

fucking You can't you can't you can't do the whole thing if you don't plan on being with them long term. That's that's life advice.

Mac: 39:11

If you ain't

Mac: 39:12

serious with them?

Blak: 39:13

Yeah. If you ain't serious, bro. Not the whole thing. Just, you know

Mac: 39:17

You give it up you give it up the a game. Yeah. You give it a first round draft pick in the in the bedroom. You you if it ain't the one, you can't do that.

Blak: 39:30

Yeah. You gotta go CFL. You know what I mean? Like

Mac: 39:34

Canadian Football League. You gotta be looking at a day three draft pick.

Blak: 39:39

Work your way up, bro.

Mac: 39:40

Day three draft pick is what you gotta be looking for. Day one or two? Yeah. You know? Like, you you look at that fifth, sixth round.

Mac: 39:49

You gotta you gotta give them that at the beginning to see if it's something that they they gonna roll with. Right. Yeah. Otherwise, you just Be

Blak: 40:00

in the situation.

Mac: 40:01

Rob said he put it down. Yeah. He put it down. And Miles said, please don't move to Florida. We got enough.

Mac: 40:11

There's enough of this shit going on over here.

Blak: 40:15

Shit crazy.

Mac: 40:16

That shit's that alimony. How the wife don't know what the crazy ex looks like? That's a good one. Are are you briefing the new wife and all the wild ass shit you did? You know?

Mac: 40:30

Because more questions will come up. You know?

Blak: 40:33

It has bro, to em Why why should

Mac: 40:36

I be worried about her?

Blak: 40:37

Right.

Mac: 40:38

What happened? Well, I gave her that, you know, that that. Yeah. Yeah. But why you ain't do that for me?

Mac: 40:55

You know I'm saying? Then some shit like that goes, But why you ain't doing that for me? Why you do that? You know?

Blak: 40:59

Look at what it did.

Mac: 41:00

It did. I trying

Mac: 41:01

to have that

Mac: 41:02

two of y'all.

Blak: 41:07

Try to do that to nobody

Mac: 41:08

else? I love you. That's why I don't do it to you because you're gonna turn into that.

Blak: 41:17

I can't sleep at night because I'll be looking out for I'll be be watching over my shoulder.

Mac: 41:22

He said, I love you. That's why I don't do that shit. Babe, we can't.

Blak: 41:30

You get bland. You get vanilla. Vanilla ice cream is still good.

Mac: 41:33

Right. Yeah.

Blak: 41:33

It's ice cream.

Mac: 41:34

I might throw some sprinkles on this shit, You know? Yeah. Put it on a waffle cone for you. But I

Blak: 41:39

ain't You don't get the sundae.

Mac: 41:40

Bro, I ain't giving you a McSurvey. You ain't getting the blizzard. You ain't getting a blizzard out of here.

Blak: 41:46

Turn the shit upside down on the stick. No. You can't

Mac: 41:49

get that. Rob says his wife know what all the crazy acts is like. She gotta keep her head on a swivel too? Oh my god. I respect you too much to give you that.

Mac: 42:07

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, Florida, man, y'all are on some shit lately. Y'all are on some shit, especially the bro, that horse shit is still crazy to me, man. Like, I thought they just go around and just you know, when shit pop off, if the dude run, they just call it in and they just you know, the cruisers I

Blak: 42:30

didn't they had body cams.

Mac: 42:32

The cruisers go chase them down and shit or something like that. You know? But to, like, pursue a chase on on horse, like, I didn't know they were trained for that. You know, you go to the police academy, they're just like, you're on you're gonna be horse patrol, so we gotta get you familiar with the horses and shit. And you just out there.

Mac: 42:50

Get on up there. Coming to coming to yeehaw. Stop. Pull over. Pull over?

Mac: 43:02

You think they'd chasing cars? Probably. That horse will be like, hey.

Blak: 43:10

Hey. Hey. Hey. This motherfucker moving.

Mac: 43:12

I'm one horsepower. This car is

Blak: 43:15

two forty. Like 70.

Mac: 43:17

His car is two forty. Yeah. Please stop and call another car.

Blak: 43:25

Motherfucker has the power of 50 chariots. I can't catch that.

Mac: 43:30

50 chariots. Oh, shit. But we did all of that just to get to this part here. Ladies and gentlemen, this week's Whose Man's is of epic proportions. I know we've had one.

Mac: 43:46

Let me just say, these retired football players this year, they on one. Fuck it, they on one. Wilding the fuck out. Wild. I know we didn't talk about it, but, last year, we did a part on, Darren Waller, retired tight end, was, you know, in the conversation to be one of the top five tight ends at the moment.

Mac: 44:13

Was married to Kelsey Plumb, you know, all world WNBA basketball player divorce. He made a breakup song. Shit was horrible. Man was trying to auto tune his shit. But he came back out with a rap joint, we ain't sure it, but you can it's easily you can go find it.

Mac: 44:30

It's not hard

Blak: 44:31

to find Certified fresh.

Mac: 44:32

Oh my god. It ain't hard to find it.

Blak: 44:37

Go find it.

Mac: 44:39

We talked about Steve Smith and my man rearranging man's. My man my man rearranging the IUDs and shit like that, you know, and they getting caught up and hit the man with the, I'm sorry. And and proceeded to go the next day and record a YouTube podcast about ranking all the all the wide receivers coming into the draft like it was nothing. Business as usual for Steve Smith after that

Blak: 45:11

It's Wednesday. I got shit from you.

Mac: 45:17

What's that shit from Streetfighter when Chelly was like, man, that day you came through my village, you killed this. It was the most important day. He was like, to you, that was the most important day of your life. To me, it was Tuesday. It was Wednesday.

Mac: 45:31

I was like, it's the hardest line

Mac: 45:33

ever, bro. That was vicious. But this this guy is we'll we'll talk about it. And Yeah. What we're doing is there's a YouTube that pretty much covered this shit to the extent that I would have loved to do it.

Mac: 45:50

And we'll watch his breakdown of it and and provide our reactions to it. But ladies and gentlemen, we're just gonna go ahead and get into it. This week's Whose Man's Is It anyway? Shannen Sharp. Somebody who has been embraced for his nonchalant, down to earth takes on a lot of things.

Mac: 46:37

Georgia boy, born and raised in the country, went to Savannah State, wasn't expected to do much in the NFL, ended up being a top, I would say all time. He's easily in people's top five tight ends of all time, hall of famer, three time Super Bowl winner, all pros. You name it, he's accomplished it in the NFL, only to retire, get into sports media, transition flawlessly, becoming one of the most beloved sports analysts, commentators, however you personalities, I guess you can say, to the point where he was getting the bag over on on what is it? Undisputed with Skip, like, was one of the biggest shows. It was getting better numbers than First Take because people were tuning in to listen to Shannon and his takes on stuff.

Mac: 47:30

All the quotes, GOAT James, all the Lakers in five, all of that stuff, he was over there. Came out with the cognac, black mouths, do rags, all of that. Like, we was, we couldn't get enough to the point where the community embraced him as our uncle, Uncle Shay Shay. Turned that into a media empire podcast, Club Shay Shay, doing numbers, man getting all the interviews. Man had the Cat Williams on last January, the most viewed video, I think podcast of all time or something like that.

Mac: 48:06

Yeah. Bringing in all the hitters, all the hitters. Now he has Nightcap with Ocho where he just come on and they just talk about sports throughout the day, and then they talk about pop culture stuff. Club Shay Shay and all of that stuff is stuff that he created to the point where Colin Cowherd gave him a deal to have the podcast on his network. The deal with Colin Cowher, the exclusivity to his thing, the volume I think it is, is expiring.

Mac: 48:36

So, there are multiple publishers, distributors who are coming to him, offering him up to $100,000,000 to to have exclusive rights to his podcast for x amount of years. The day before he is supposed to sign a contract, Allegations. Allegations. But I'll bring the video up so you can watch along with us and, see what the hell is going on with, he takes things for sure, allegedly. Oh, man.

Mac: 49:18

But here is our guy, Unc, mister Shay Shay. Let me go ahead and make this shit full screen so we can get the full effect of it. And, hey, uncle. Go ahead and take it away, my boy.

Shannon Sharpe: 49:31

To my family, friends, supporters, colleagues, I want to speak to you directly and from the heart. This is a shakedown. I'm gonna be open, transparent, and defend myself because this isn't right. This is all being orchestrated by Tony Busby, who has targeted Jay Z. Tony Busby targets black men, and I believe he's going to release a thirty second clip of a sex tape that tries to make me look guilty and play into every stereotype you could possibly imagine.

Shannon Sharpe: 49:58

That video should actually be ten minutes or so. Hey, Tony. Instead of releasing your edit, put the whole video out. I don't have it or I would myself. You know what happened and you're trying to manipulate the media.

Shannon Sharpe: 50:10

The encounter in question took place during the day at her invitation and now that appears to be a deliberate setup coordinated by Gabby, also known as Carly on OnlyFans. Gabby and Tony Busby want $50,000,000 What they're getting is sued for defamation and trying to take me down. My career is all about real talk and honesty. I know my family and fans know exactly what this is about. And I'm going to be out there telling you whatever I need to say, just like I always do.

Shannon Sharpe: 50:38

I love all of you guys.

Mac: 50:40

So that's his explanation. So short story short, my man out here just come on. So he was out here messing around with OnlyFans spot. Met her in the gym in LA, and they they they hooked up. This was, I think, late last year, around November, October, or, like, August time frame or whatnot.

Mac: 51:09

And little one she was 19 at the time. I think she just turned 20 or something recently. And for all those who Shannon is in his fifties, I think 54, 50 five, 50 six, he's closer to 60 than he is 50, I would say that. Initial thoughts. Right?

Mac: 51:31

Initial thoughts. He's being, sued for 50,000,000. Obviously, the due process has to go through. Do you have, like, initial advice for Shannon? Like, where are you at with this?

Mac: 51:46

Are you just like, yeah, Shannon, like, you know, stick to your guns, obviously. You know, don't let her shake you down. But is there other advice that you would like to give Shannon at this time, Black?

Blak: 51:58

Stop fucking with these young girls, Shannon. Stop. Stop it. At your age, bro. Listen.

Blak: 52:09

I have a working theory. Not even a working theory. It's it's it's a motto. Uh-huh. People twenty years people twenty years are younger than me ain't shit.

Blak: 52:20

Just as a as a general rule. Because I wasn't shit twenty years ago. So don't fuck with these people. They ain't got nothing to offer you. At your age, you've lived you've lived a life that they haven't they haven't even begun to live yet, bro.

Blak: 52:37

Stay in stay in that age range where you at. And I've seen them go on the podcast and be like, I wanna date my wage. Bro, chill the fuck out. Just chill. Take this time.

Blak: 52:50

Be by yourself.

Mac: 52:51

Hold on. What? So you say half your age plus eight? Plus eight. And people, that should be cool?

Blak: 52:58

I'll just say half my age. And here's why. Because I have a daughter that's, like, half my age. So I'm like, that's that's automatically gonna make it odd. You know what I mean?

Blak: 53:10

Like

Mac: 53:10

This dude's a whole grandfather.

Blak: 53:12

Right. So why? Why? This don't this don't it I don't know, bro. I don't get, I don't get the obsession.

Mac: 53:21

But let me bring this back up and let my man Chisel kind of break down a little bit more for y'all. Oh, let

Chiseled Adonis: 53:27

me Legations. And remember, Shannon is no stranger to controversy. Remember last year, this man was on Instagram live for five minutes. Brunting like a 1998 Toyota RAV four in Guatemala talking about Shannon Sharpe, a Super Bowl champion and host of a popular podcast, has been accused of taking a woman against her will in a Nevada lawsuit. The lawsuit was brought by a woman who alleges mister Sharpe used his fame to manipulate, control, subjugate, and violate women.

Chiseled Adonis: 53:57

The accuser, who was 19 at the time, scratch that. Why are you dealing with a 19 year old, Shannon? In 2023, you was 54. The fuck you talking to somebody who just barely graduated high school.

Mac: 54:09

Goddamn it.

Chiseled Adonis: 54:10

You're wrong with you, didn't you? Listen to Now

Mo'Nique: 54:12

I'm looking right at y'all. Let me tell y'all what Shannon need.

Shannon Sharpe: 54:14

Let me feed my life.

Mo'Nique: 54:15

Let me tell you what my baby need. He need him a old fat gal who can bake good cakes, make some smothered turkey wings, who gonna rub his feet at the nighttime, okay, and gonna have a sip of his cognac to make him feel better by the self when he come home at night. That's what Shannon need. You don't need no 26 year

Mo'Nique: 54:31

old girl. You don't need no 36 year old girl.

Mo'Nique: 54:34

I don't. This is your auntie talking to you. Take your ass and get your old bitch out there. They love you old. You trying to hang out with these young bitches, and you're like, you can't do it, Shannon.

Mo'Nique: 54:44

You just can't do it.

Chiseled Adonis: 54:45

Didn't you get a hip replacement from Los Santos Customs recently? You should have been testing out your doggone hips with somebody else who got their damn hips roof.

Blak: 55:00

Somebody said to pill my ride.

Mac: 55:06

But I mean, listen. Listen. Are they wrong? They're not wrong, bro.

Blak: 55:12

No. Man, see what's up? Listen. Listen. What what Monique was explaining, like, yes.

Blak: 55:19

Like, I want that shit, bro. That's goals. Yes. That fucking goal. Rub my feet, cook some shit.

Blak: 55:29

I promise you. I ain't going nowhere.

Mac: 55:31

Drink some yak with your boy at night. Chill. Out in the cut, not out and about all over the place. That's that's that's it. That's what you want.

Mac: 55:42

Sharing out, like, fam and and I get it. You single. And and and, you know, you in the gym in LA, and I'm assuming, like, you in the gym in LA, Influencers all over the place. And you've seen the the the gym videos when they be out there, they be wearing the shortest shorts, doing squats for no reason, in your Like, they just out there trying to get somebody. And Shannon, you got got.

Mac: 56:09

And you thought what it was gonna be is, Oh, this is just physical. We just doing this and I'm a buy you some shit, all of this other because he's been If you ever watched Nightcap, him and ULTRO, like, towards the end of the show, they just start talking about real stuff, and Shannon be 100% talking about the wild shit he be on.

Blak: 56:28

Oh, I know. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Mac: 56:29

He be. Since that that that video was that old buddy was talking about grunting like a fucking thingy You

Blak: 56:36

don't hide it.

Mac: 56:37

Oh. Even even in that Let me put it in. Like, you said it. Hold the fuck up. Do you know that you're on this turf?

Mac: 56:48

Oh, that's a good turf. Oh.

Mac: 56:55

I'm like, bro, it's like, I

Mac: 56:58

get it. You growled. You could do but I don't need to hear this shit.

Blak: 57:01

Yeah. Bro, you out here sounding like misters. Chill the fuck out.

Mac: 57:06

Chill. M

Blak: 57:08

I s t e r, period.

Mac: 57:20

But I'm I'm just son. Like, does that like, money can't buy you everything. You think it just paying her, gonna keep things on the low, and you could just hit her up whenever you need her to come through, do a little bit something strange for a little bit of change or something like that and keep it pushing. Like, this this goes I don't know how this is gonna sound to people, but listen. All the wild stuff that these young girls can do, there's an older girl that can do it way better.

Mac: 57:47

Better. I'm just saying. Because they got that experience. And they already at that point where they ready to fucking just settle. They ain't trying to be out here with the wild stuff, posting shit on their Instagram, trying to get you caught up for no money.

Mac: 58:00

They don't give a fuck because they in that stage of life now where they just they just trying to find something to get it. Like, if that's all you wanted, you could have easily found somebody mid thirties, bro, doing all of that stuff for you and able to keep it on the low because they ain't trying to fuck up they bag. Right. But now he out here 20? I'm I'm 36 years old.

Mac: 58:21

Bro, when did he retire? I don't even did was she born 10 or something. While you was playing? Probably not. Right.

Blak: 58:31

This motherfucker was watching fucking Ben ten and shit. Like, leave that shit

Mac: 58:36

alone, bro. Bro, that that is that is wild. But let let me Leave that

Blak: 58:41

the fuck alone.

Chiseled Adonis: 58:43

Rather than going to somebody who 19. The fuck wrong with you. You gotta put w d 40 on yourself before you step into the bedroom, and you decided to deal with somebody who can't even legally drink. You sick freak. This man too horny for his own good, constantly on nightcap talking about I don't need a old lady.

Chiseled Adonis: 58:59

I don't need to find somebody who in my age range. I don't need to go find somebody to go and settle my ass down with. I'm looking for a miss b nasty. I'm looking for somebody who on OnlyFans. I'm looking for somebody who popping that pee so he can go and have a doggone vaginal vortex on top of his elderly member.

Chiseled Adonis: 59:15

I guess he might be the horniest

Mac: 59:17

man in America. And now a word from a Yo. My man was going in on him but he gets back into like the actual facts. So, here we go right here.

Chiseled Adonis: 59:27

2023 says an illegal filing that the pair had a nearly two year relationship. During the time, mister Sharp was aggressive and allegedly took advantage of her. Mister Sharp has denied the allegation and said he's a target of a shakedown. The suit seeks more than 50,000,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. The accuser is the only person suing and she does not provide details on her accusation that mister Sharp hurt more than herself.

Chiseled Adonis: 59:52

According to the suit, the woman met Mr. Sharp currently aged 56 in a Los Angeles gym and had a rocky consensual relationship. I'm not surprised you met her at the gym. Here you were trying to do the dumbbell bench. You look to your left, all you see is many months of manipulating and controlling plaintiff, a woman more than thirty years younger than he and repeatedly threatening to choke and violently slap her.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:00:22

Sharp refused to accept the answer no and took advantage of the plaintiff despite her sobbing and repeated screams of no, the complaint alleges. The woman alleged that mister Sharp took advantage of her in as recently as January.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:00:39

In addition, she alleges in the suit that mister Sharp insisted on recording some of the sexual encounters. Sometimes, without a consent or knowledge, shared the videos with his friends and associates. That's pretty much the totality.

Mac: 01:00:51

So that's her side of it.

Blak: 01:00:55

Are you muted? Yeah. You're muted. Yeah. I was.

Blak: 01:00:59

I was.

Mac: 01:00:59

So, I mean, that's her side of it. She's saying we met at a gym and it was a rocky relationship, all of this stuff. And like he said, took advantage of her and all of this stuff like that. So my thing is the lawyer that she wouldn't got, the the Tony Busby dude. Right?

Mac: 01:01:17

Recently in the news that he talked about a little bit, the person that was trying to get Jay Z on sexual assault back in the day, and then Jay Z was like, no, we ain't playing that shit. This is what happened. And then went for that countersuit, and then all of a sudden charges were dropped and everything. And I think Jay Z is still pursuing the the countersuit of Yeah.

Blak: 01:01:37

He is.

Mac: 01:01:37

What is it? This what is it? Def defamement or what what is it? Defamation. Defamation.

Mac: 01:01:44

Yes. And I haven't heard an update for that. I gotta look into that, but my man was on on their neck, him and Tony. So now Shannon Sharp shows up just like, oh, yeah, this man just targeting black people, and he went after Jay Z and represented, I think, several of the clients that, were putting charges against Deshaun Watson, and all those charges got dropped or settled. However, you know, however Deshaun Watson did what he did.

Mac: 01:02:09

But Right. It is a it is it is something. You know? Like, I'm just looking at this shit like, why are you putting yourself in this position, Shannon?

Blak: 01:02:20

Yeah, man. The wild part about it is Shannon knows he's like, this motherfucker about to put out a thirty second clip from a from a tape we made. Yeah. Put out the whole ten minutes, bro. Like, that that alone, I'm like, goddamn.

Mac: 01:02:36

I'm like, how does he not have because she was like, he recorded it and sent it to his friends. Like, how do you not have a copy of like, first of all, fellas, I'm not speaking for me because I'm too old for this shit. If you out here and you really into recording yourself doing that and watching it back, I don't know if you watching it back like you're looking at film trying to see how you can improve the strokes or whatever.

Blak: 01:02:57

But

Mac: 01:03:00

you never record this shit and not have possessions of that recording. You you can't do that. Like, how do you record it and give it to the give it to the the person who, with all intents and purposes, has every motive to just just hem you up with some some wild ass shit like this.

Blak: 01:03:21

That's being reckless with the bag. Flat out.

Mac: 01:03:28

Definite yeah. There's defamation. He's trying to prove he ain't Shay Shay. I'm I'm just bro, everybody got a freaky side, bro. You you that's who you are.

Mac: 01:03:36

We saw you. Yeah. You are. It was a it was a good advertisement for the the the little sparks that you be talking about that that gets you ready in in ten minutes. Well, you take one of these things right here, Ocho.

Mac: 01:03:47

These things, these sparks, bro, I get it. You know, they paid you. They they they it was brilliantly done. The thing you did with the the Instagram. I didn't know I was on live.

Mac: 01:03:56

I didn't. Well done. Bullshit. Well done. Oh, hundred.

Mac: 01:04:00

Who just takes a phone out their pocket and tosses it on the nightstand and Instagram's just like, we live, baby.

Blak: 01:04:05

Well, yep. We're just gonna go live.

Mac: 01:04:11

Like, you knew what you was doing, you know, and it worked, you know. So, yes, like, the idiot record, like, did he not learn from R Kelly?

Mac: 01:04:20

Like, that's what I'm saying.

Mac: 01:04:21

Like, you need to get all copies of said recording. Like, you need to look around our house. You got a Ring camera in this bitch. Is Alexa on? Unplug the Alexas in this bitch.

Mac: 01:04:31

Unplug everything in here. We just we just smash it. And if we freaks to the point we wanna record, the tape leaves with your boy. Because I got the bag. I had the most to lose in this situation.

Mac: 01:04:42

You know?

Blak: 01:04:45

Nine times out of 10, I'm tapping out early.

Mac: 01:04:47

Yeah.

Blak: 01:04:48

Like, hey. Listen. Oh shit. Need this on I don't need this on camera.

Mac: 01:04:51

Do you think he wilding the fuck out? This is a good point, Rob. Do you think he's starting to do all of this? I'm out here. I'm trying to smash, you know, jump.

Blak: 01:04:58

No. No. That's that's a fact. Like, when shit when he came out and he had

Mac: 01:05:04

to back green that orange bag.

Blak: 01:05:06

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That shit.

Mac: 01:05:08

I mean, my man my man rested all his weight on one hip, though. You know, he shifted all the weight to one hip.

Blak: 01:05:14

Hey. Yeah, man. Hey.

Mac: 01:05:15

And I he had a bad hip, though. So he was leaning on the good hip. You know?

Blak: 01:05:19

Where you out here with the bad bitch pose with the with the person? Hey, man.

Mac: 01:05:22

The capris on.

Blak: 01:05:26

Next thing you know, he was alive.

Mac: 01:05:31

Y'all see? Y'all see? And then when he went on nightcap, Ultra was just like, yeah. All all all all them gay rooms gotta go now. Yeah.

Mac: 01:05:42

Look at look at like, take three of these, and you'll be fucking.

Blak: 01:05:47

You'd be ready to go. You'd be ready to go out there, Ocho.

Mac: 01:05:50

Oh, man. But what what else we Let's

Chiseled Adonis: 01:05:52

let's see. The diamonds. Shorty could have been hanging off the edge of the bed. 50 shades of gray got nothing on what Unk Shay Shay was doing with this OnlyFans hauler, but that's not what we're here to talk about.

Gabi: 01:06:02

Anything I say, you're just gonna like get mad at and you're just gonna hang up on me so I feel like.

Shannon Sharpe: 01:06:08

I'm not gonna hang up on you. It is what it is.

Gabi: 01:06:11

What? What does that even mean?

Shannon Sharpe: 01:06:14

Nothing, Gabby. You wanna be a dick to me now. So

Gabi: 01:06:20

I don't wanna be don't manipulate me.

Mac: 01:06:22

Bro, let me your 56 year old ass having these types of conversations with a 20 year old.

Blak: 01:06:32

I'm hanging up, bro. I'm hanging the phone up.

Mac: 01:06:35

You ain't learned from Steve Smith?

Blak: 01:06:37

I got, like, I got at most I got at most twenty good summers left in me. I'm not gonna sit on this fucking phone and argue with you.

Mac: 01:06:47

It's it's you know, it is what it is. You wanna be a dick to me. It's fine. Like, bro, I'm I'm rich. Yes.

Mac: 01:06:54

I'm on to the next one.

Blak: 01:06:56

I got shit to do. You know what I mean? I'm a listen to Monique.

Mac: 01:06:59

I gotta hit first take. I gotta come over here and do club Shay Shay, and then I gotta spin and block and get ready to do the draft live coverage with my boy Ocho on Nightcap. I ain't got time to be up here playing mind games with you.

Blak: 01:07:13

Yep. Fuck off my phone.

Mac: 01:07:15

She up here, what do you want from me? You wanna be a dick to me, that's fine. Don't do that. Don't do that, Shay.

Blak: 01:07:24

Like, I'm hitting you with the Steve Smith.

Mac: 01:07:27

Boop. Boop. Boop. Bro, I'm frustrated listening to this conversation. Like, you too big to be having this is, like, high school level shit.

Mac: 01:07:39

Well, since you don't wanna no. Wait. I don't I'm not mad. Just hear me out. Listen to me.

Blak: 01:07:44

No. It's cool.

Shannon Sharpe: 01:08:03

Is Shannon Sharp gonna have to choke a bitch?

Chiseled Adonis: 01:08:06

Thank you. Why? Don't believe you too. Yes. You do.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:08:11

Woah. Woah. Woah. Shannon, you gotta relax. Man's talking about he might choke her out in public.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:08:15

He's starting to sound like.

Gabi: 01:08:21

You're coming to LA tomorrow? Yes.

Shannon Sharpe: 01:08:29

He sounds so mad.

Mac: 01:08:32

Bro, these pauses and this is how I know like, she was trying to set his ass up. Because she was asking these questions, waiting for a reaction from him, and he giving her these one words like

Blak: 01:08:42

Yeah. Like, girl, I don't give

Mac: 01:08:45

a fuck. You come to LA? Yeah. Yes. So to do what?

Mac: 01:08:52

Like, you know, fucking her lawyer, and they're like, keep up. Yeah.

Blak: 01:08:56

Keep up on that. Get more out of him.

Mac: 01:08:58

Say something wild to make him spaz the fuck out. Why are you trying to manipulate me? Girl, I swear to god you say that word one more time. Hey. Hey.

Mac: 01:09:08

Hey. Shay. Call me back. Shay.

Blak: 01:09:11

Hey, man. You doing good, bro. Don't don't don't mess it up. Don't don't don't mess it up.

Mac: 01:09:17

You was handling yourself real well. Don't don't shave.

Blak: 01:09:24

Kevin, he's jumping out of line. Get him back.

Gabi: 01:09:37

Okay.

Shannon Sharpe: 01:09:40

Okay. What?

Gabi: 01:09:45

I'm not really interested in getting choked, so I guess we're going.

Shannon Sharpe: 01:09:56

Yeah. I might choke you in public. Big black guy chose small white woman.

Blak: 01:10:09

Good day. Yo.

Gabi: 01:10:15

It's not a good

Shannon Sharpe: 01:10:16

look, Shannon. Not a good look that you did what the shit you did to me.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:10:29

Okay. Wait a minute, mister Sharp. You need to relax. What part of the game is this? I can't even hold you.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:10:34

The first time I heard these recordings, I thought maybe this is some sort of AI. Some

Mac: 01:10:41

Yo. That's what Hey. That's what we saw. Hey, Shannon. You need somebody in the car with you while you're speaker to be like, fam.

Blak: 01:10:49

Hey, bro. You going too far too far too

Mac: 01:10:51

Lock that shit up. Lock that shit up.

Blak: 01:10:53

Hang up. Hang up. Hang up.

Mac: 01:10:54

Hang up. Just reach over and hit the screen. Boo boo boo. Nigga. Shay.

Mac: 01:11:00

Come on, dow.

Blak: 01:11:01

Fam. She waiting on you to say some shit like that. Hey, child.

Mac: 01:11:07

Bro, it's too many. Like like, Rob. Yeah. You ain't learning for my boy here? Yes.

Mac: 01:11:13

You ain't learning for the boy, Jonathan?

Mac: 01:11:16

Well, I'm not interested

Blak: 01:11:17

in getting choked. I hey. Hey. Hey. I ain't falling off, Shannon.

Mac: 01:11:20

I ain't hang it up. Hey. This is where it gets You and Poe? This is where it gets good because this dude ends up finding, like, the actual transcript of text messages.

Blak: 01:11:31

Oh, lord.

Mac: 01:11:32

Before it like.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:11:33

Don't hear. I want to put my tongue in your asshole and then marry you. Lord, have mercy. That's my daddy. I want you to put a big black baby in me.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:11:43

Woah. You better crave it because you're gonna be stuck with it for life after you put a big black baby in me. Ma'am. Ma'am. What kind of fetish did Shorty have going on over here?

Chiseled Adonis: 01:11:56

Swirlers Anonymous.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:12:00

I wanna be abused, daddy. I want some hardcore BDSM action. I want you to tie me up like this and abuse me, daddy.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:12:19

wait. Because first and foremost,

Blak: 01:12:38

Yes. You do.

Mac: 01:12:39

Yeah. Yes. The fuck you do. You ain't thought I kept these? You ain't think you ain't think I kept these things?

Mac: 01:12:51

I'm not married. I don't have to delete text. I keep all these over there.

Blak: 01:12:56

To put me in a sunken place. The fuck is you talking to me about on this text messages?

Mac: 01:13:04

The sucking place. Put a big black baby in me. Oh my god. Tie me up. I'm ready for BDSM action.

Blak: 01:13:20

Hey. She sent them the picture with the details on it too. I want this. This one. Like, it's a haircut picture.

Blak: 01:13:26

I want it. Let me get that number five over there. I want I want that one.

Mac: 01:13:35

I want this one specifically. And then now you he took advantage of me. And and and and I'll say this. Let me let me just be clear. Texting and being freaky and stuff is cool.

Mac: 01:13:50

And then when the action starts, if you start feeling uncomfortable and you'd be like, stop, he posts to stop. Right? So I guess that's where they're getting at at this point. But, let me scroll, where we at right here? Bro, this man was on it.

Mac: 01:14:09

Here we go.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:14:10

But here's what caught my eye the most. Right? If you take a look at the text messages, they're dated between 2023 up until the final one that was on New Year's Day twenty twenty five and underneath, you can see it's written that this is when their relationship ultimately ceased when she had asked for the twenty five k. And like I said prior, makes me wonder how she felt so bold to go and ask for 25,000 because we've heard Shannon talk on nightcap about being very generous the way he would buy bags. He would buy shoes.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:14:48

Yeah. He would buy expensive things for the women who he had dealt with in the past. So it makes me wonder if in the event there was a situation in which he could have possibly paid in one way or another for something else. But this directly conflicts with her claim of being sexually assaulted, taken advantage of in January because if the text message is sent on the first and communication is ceased on the second, but she said the most recent, you know, period time in which he was taken advantage of was in January. The only time it could have transpired is there on the first when the question was asked if he could pay 25 k 1 for each cheek.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:15:38

So it either would have had to happen on that day or it never happened at all.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:15:54

Shannon not recognize that this is the path that this was going to go? Because there's a ton of Bro.

Mac: 01:16:03

That is a fact. Shannon. Shannon. Shannon. Shannon.

Mac: 01:16:10

My guy.

Blak: 01:16:10

That is a fact.

Mac: 01:16:13

My guy. Like, it it's I don't I

Mac: 01:16:17

don't know how else to like,

Mac: 01:16:19

this dude is breaking this shit down, and and here she go. Like, here's her Instagram. He he he go there.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:16:24

On television. Right. Also, in now social media, everything in this name. You

Mac: 01:16:28

didn't come here. Because he gets into it like he talks about at the end of the day, just this being out causes like, her followers went up, her Instagram her OnlyFans get so many more people and all of this stuff. Like, she is profiting off of this. You know what I'm saying?

Chiseled Adonis: 01:16:47

It tracks and moves smart to where you don't find yourself in this situation like this. Just look at her Instagram. Granted, she probably didn't have this large mass amount of followers at the time that Shannon discovered her when they were in the gym. Even still, look what she's posting. Look how she's posting.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:17:08

Look at every single video. It's a thirst trap.

Mac: 01:17:13

Why they had the shedding gift in that In

Chiseled Adonis: 01:17:16

every single one, unprovoked. And remember, Shannon knew both her government name and also the name she goes by on OnlyFans, which isn't even difficult to find because it's two clicks away on her page. All of this verifiable. Why would you even put yourself in this position to deal with a girl like this? Because we've heard Shannon in the past, as I specify, Talk about wanting to deal with these nymphomatic.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:17:51

Legally.

Mac: 01:17:51

This part.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:17:52

An opportunity to try to build this man of the bread he was fixing to go and get, right? Because it appears to relatively consensual but if you take a look at this particular text message that had came out where it's alleged from her that he had went into the back door when she had not wanted him to and then furthermore, the way that it's specified to put on a condom. I guess the idea was for them to do it protected rather than unprotected, which even still, that is indeed wrong. And if she said no, you're supposed to not go and I saw a couple of articles that were talking about. Well, Shannon tried to pay $10,000,000 to sweep this under the rug or hush money or try to settle without having to go to.

Mac: 01:18:38

Yeah. So, he gets into like, the the equation on how people come up with settlement things and stuff like that. But Yeah. At the end of the day, he has those text messages. The timing of when she said this happened, like you said, it either happened on the January 1 because you're like, it happened in January and that thing.

Mac: 01:19:00

Right. You sent the text looking for money. And then there's one text, I think later on when she's like stressing them, give me my money. And she gets upset because he hasn't sent the money. And she's like, are you just broke?

Mac: 01:19:16

Are you hanging out with Michelle or something like that? Right? Like, she is mad that this man is not sending her the 25,000 for each cheek. As she specified.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:19:28

Was pestering Shannon to send her.

Mac: 01:19:31

Oh, here we go.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:19:32

Money. That's what was leading up to the 25 ks per cheek comment. She had asked him if he had Cash App. He said he didn't have Cash App. She asked how much money he got currently on him.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:19:44

Take a photo with the money to go and send. In an effort to essentially blackmail him. I don't And I know the message is incredibly grainy, but if you could do me a favor and zoom in on the time in which the text message was sent. And furthermore, the change in tone of this particular message in question, because she's damn near demanding that he send the money. What's taking it so long?

Chiseled Adonis: 01:20:08

Sounding as if she's an escort for all intents and purposes. And if you take a look at the minute or the exact time in which this particular text message was sent, it's the same time that's written for when she had sent, oh, I know you missed this big juicy ass 25 k for each cheek. This is within the same message. She sent them both at the same time. So that would now signify that she's indeed trying to get money out of him.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:20:36

So that would confirm what I had mentioned prior regarding of this particular January 1 date. They either did the deed and he paid for it or they ain't do the deed at all. And she said that she was taken advantage of in January. If their relationship had ceased, according to Shannon and his legal team, on the second moving forward at the conclusion of this particular interaction, either this actually happened and she's a victim or she's a liar. And judging by the tone of the messages, it seems as if you're more interested in collecting money off this dude, and the mere fact that she had mentioned Michelle would showcase that there has to be some form of anger behind Shannon being with somebody else.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:21:28

These holes ain't got no damage. The moment I read

Blak: 01:21:35

Hey, you got a point, though.

Mac: 01:21:37

What's that?

Blak: 01:21:39

So there there is a possibility that she could have been escorting.

Mac: 01:21:45

He possibility is a great legal term. It is. Bro, she out here bro, she out here slanging that shit, bro.

Blak: 01:21:55

0, 20 5 k for each sheet.

Mac: 01:21:57

You that like, that's not something you just come up with on a whim. Yeah. Yeah. That's not something you just, like, laying on the bed, like, kicking your feet up in the air like, oh, I'm a send them this. 25.

Mac: 01:22:10

I know you missed this big juicy ass.

Blak: 01:22:13

Trying to get paid.

Mac: 01:22:14

She she sending texts like how Jason Whitlock talks about Joy Taylor's breasts. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yes. That's what that reminds me of.

Mac: 01:22:24

These cans, these peanut butter, luscious peanut butter.

Blak: 01:22:34

That big rack.

Mac: 01:22:36

Coming in here with that rack just sound about. Kelly Kelly, is a sweet ass, though. But, I mean, that's that's her goal. That's her thing. Post the shit on the and and that's all these OnlyFans chicks.

Mac: 01:22:48

Like, they get on Instagram where they can, like, flaunt enough to get people to be like, oh, shit. They go to the profile and be like, well, she's showing this. Let me see what's on this link. You know? And then you go and and simp and and start throwing money her way, which I'm guaranteed, like, all this extra publicity that she's getting, her OnlyFans is probably blowing the fuck up.

Mac: 01:23:09

Oh, most definitely. Hearing about the shit her and Shannon was doing, you just like, oh, I know she recorded something.

Blak: 01:23:13

I know OnlyFans going crazy.

Mac: 01:23:16

Crazy right now. Let me check this out. Yeah. Bro, it's like this is so wild. And I feel bad for Shannon because I get it, bro.

Mac: 01:23:24

Like, dude, you you living the dream right now. You single. You making money. You out here. You could legit have anything you want, and you like, I want a bad bra that's gonna do some wild stuff to me.

Mac: 01:23:35

But like I said, like, you see them in the gym and they young and they doing all that, bro, there's a woman out there, ten, fifteen years older that could do all of that shit.

Blak: 01:23:48

You inside out.

Mac: 01:23:51

Fam, talk about it. Because they out there.

Blak: 01:23:55

They are.

Mac: 01:23:55

They're out there. But you just And You you hey. I'm looking at Oliphant. Like, he just be talking about all these little Instagram thoughts on nightcap. Hey.

Mac: 01:24:03

I'm trying to get one of these. I'm trying to get a miss. Be nasty. I'm trying to get this. I'm trying to bro, there's a Tabitha out there somewhere ready Ready to going.

Mac: 01:24:14

To give you everything you asked for and more. Let me tell you. There's a Joyce out there. Not the one that slap not the one that slapped kids, but I'm sure there's a Joyce out there that could bring joy to your world and not

Blak: 01:24:31

put you in this And it'll turn into sunshine. You know what I'm talking about?

Mac: 01:24:38

That that are of near your age or close you know what I'm saying? Bro, it's 56 dealing with a 20 year old. And you won't you this she got you on the phone talking about, now you wanna be a dick to me, so it is what it is. In all these conversations so are you coming to see me? Yes.

Mac: 01:24:58

And, like, if you on the phone with, like, twenty five seconds of silence before somebody say something, bro, I'm I'm hanging the fuck up.

Blak: 01:25:06

Yeah. There's too much dead air.

Mac: 01:25:08

I'm like, so what you call it? Yeah. You seem like me ain't got nothing to talk about. I'm a holler at you later. Yo.

Mac: 01:25:13

Click. Yep. You know? Shoot. And and I'm a big just shoot me a text.

Mac: 01:25:17

I ain't like For this conversation ain't doing shit, I got other things I could be doing. You know?

Blak: 01:25:22

It's too much dead air. Let me go ahead and put these clothes in the dryer.

Mac: 01:25:24

I'll call you back. I'm hungry. I'm about I'm pulling up to the drive through now. I'm pulling up to the drive through now. I'm a call you back.

Mac: 01:25:31

Boop. Boop. Boop. And that's a wrap. I ain't calling back.

Mac: 01:25:37

Anyway, man, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. I don't know what to say, bro. Like, you seem like you have enough evidence. Your lawyer seems like he's on the up and up. I'm not a big believer in in Tony Busby being a ethical attorney.

Mac: 01:25:52

Looks like he's just trying to get that cash grab. Yep. I'm saying

Blak: 01:25:56

He gonna get one of y'all one day. Y'all need to

Mac: 01:25:57

This you know, he he offered, I think it was like either 10 or 12,000,000 to settle it. They turned it down. And moving forward, based on what I'm seeing and what this guy was talking about, Chisel Adonis, it looks like she's the the chance of her winning this thing is slim to none. Probably should have took that 10,000,000. But maybe she's just looking like the longer this gets drug out, the more people come to my OnlyFans, like, that's longer.

Mac: 01:26:23

I'm thinking the OnlyFans money is just gonna go straight to your legal fees, Carly. So we'll see how that goes. I don't know. But, yeah, it it we'll see how this turns out. He has come out and said he's stepping away from ESPN, while this is going on, which, you know, good to get ahead of that because ESPN was probably gonna tell you, hey.

Mac: 01:26:43

You might not wanna show

Blak: 01:26:44

the first

Mac: 01:26:44

take for

Blak: 01:26:45

a minute.

Mac: 01:26:45

Go on. The awesome thing about this is having his own production, having his own product, the club Shay Shay, he can go on and still get the money from YouTube. Go up there now if YouTube wants to start. Now YouTube's not gonna cancel him because he hasn't been convicted of anything. It's just all public opinion.

Mac: 01:27:02

If people wanna stop watching his videos and stuff like that, they can do that. But he went live last night for night one of the draft, and motherfuckers, that that chat was popping.

Blak: 01:27:10

Yeah. It was.

Mac: 01:27:11

People was supporting him. Like, hey, man. That's why somebody somebody says something that was deep. He's like, that's why you should own your own shit because then now nobody can shut you down.

Blak: 01:27:21

That's that's a fact.

Mac: 01:27:22

I was like, bro, that's that's power.

Blak: 01:27:25

That yeah. That's a fact.

Mac: 01:27:26

Like, hey, Club Shay Shay is still going because I own Club Shay Shay. Yeah. These people are my my payroll, and and the show is going on. So regardless of how you feel about it, we just gotta let the due process go through. You heard our advice, Shay?

Mac: 01:27:45

Friend of the podcast, bro. If you see this, you wanna come on, talk about, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 7: 01:27:50

Or if you wanna have us on our club chaise,

Mac: 01:27:52

you know, we we down. We'll we'll find some time to come on club chaise and talk to y'all real quick. We'll talk to you. Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 01:27:58

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But You gotta do better, You can't be out here with these 20 year olds, man.

Blak: 01:28:08

Please, man.

Mac: 01:28:09

Like, my daughter 18. Bro, my daughter 18, bro. If she's talking about Shannon Sharp, shoot me a DM, Unc, we gotta fight. Fact. Imagine your daughter.

Mac: 01:28:22

You she graduate because she out there saying they ain't gonna do a shit. Oh my gosh. Shed and Sharp invited me to dinner. Girl, bring your ass.

Blak: 01:28:28

Get your ass up. Get your

Mac: 01:28:29

ass up. Fuck.

Blak: 01:28:31

Come on.

Mac: 01:28:32

Matter of fact, I'm on my way. Where y'all meeting? Because that's where I'm having dinner at the two that night. Shit. We all I guess we all having dinner at that restaurant then.

Mac: 01:28:41

Yeah. Anyway, I'll get it together. I'll get it together. So now now that we covered this, where are you racking and stacking Shannon in in in the Who's Mans this year? Because as Steve's Steve Smith's still first.

Mac: 01:28:57

Right?

Blak: 01:28:57

Oh, yeah. I'm putting him right behind Steve.

Mac: 01:29:00

Oh, NFL one and two?

Blak: 01:29:02

Yeah. Okay.

Mac: 01:29:04

He right

Blak: 01:29:04

he right behind Steve.

Mac: 01:29:07

Alright. Now what if he gets acquitted? Does it drop him, or is he still up here because this is a dumbass I'm not. In there. Ain't nothing he can do to get at you.

Mac: 01:29:18

Put yourself in

Blak: 01:29:19

this situation in a while.

Mac: 01:29:20

20 year old, you just like, oh, yeah. That's what I need in my life.

Blak: 01:29:23

No. I I want that. I want that. Don't want that.

Mac: 01:29:30

What can go wrong? Everything. Everything, my brother. Cost. Yeah.

Mac: 01:29:38

Everything. Did she throw it on you? Yes. What did it cost? 50,000,000,000.

Mac: 01:29:49

Half of half of what I was about to sign for. Yeah. Yeah. But alright. So that was this week's Who's Mans.

Mac: 01:29:58

Shout out Chisel Adonis. I'll throw the link to his video if you wanna go and watch the whole. It's thirty three minutes of it. He he breaks a lot of this stuff down, and he throws that that funny commentary in there as well. So I'll throw that link in the description when we put it up.

Mac: 01:30:11

And unless you have something else to add to Unc's current situation, we can get to our regularly scheduled programming.

Blak: 01:30:20

Now let's let's get back to the regularly scheduled program.

Mac: 01:30:23

Alright. Let's do it. And now we return you to our regular scheduled program Progress. Breaking news. Oh, Lord.

Mac: 01:30:56

Lord. Not really breaking, but it's probably just news that it's not new, but it's probably shit you weren't tracking. Are you aware that Will Smith's new album based on a true story is a flop? Oh, most definitely.

Blak: 01:31:14

Been tracking. I've I've been tracking. I

Mac: 01:31:21

have been tracking. What? But he's using curse words now. No. That ain't that ain't

Blak: 01:31:27

gonna help you, my guy. That's it.

Mac: 01:31:32

But he has Joyner Lucas on the album. He he he was on Instagram promoting the fucking, that one song, like, 9,000 times.

Blak: 01:31:42

Yep. Do yourself a favor. Don't touch it. Ain't worth it.

Mac: 01:31:49

He has a three album deal with his label. He's supposed to put out two more albums after this.

Blak: 01:31:54

Hey. If that's what he wanna do, that's what he wanna do. That's that's fine. I ain't I ain't mad at him doing it. I'm just saying.

Mac: 01:32:03

Should we do a feel like that or not? Look at don't know, bro.

Blak: 01:32:10

I know. He's like,

Mac: 01:32:13

my time is precious. I don't wanna waste this shit. I got things that I got things that I want to do with my time. I don't wanna torture myself with this shit, bro. Oh my god, man.

Mac: 01:32:27

This is this is bad. Bro, I'm looking at this shit. It's like in UK, he sold 278 copies of his album the first week. Far From Grace. Oh my god.

Blak: 01:32:42

You know why that is. You know why that is.

Mac: 01:32:45

The slap? Yeah. But even if he, like his albums weren't doing shit. Like, because before this one, the the last one he did with the fucking I don't know what I was at Eggman, was it? The one he was like, Switch.

Mac: 01:33:00

He yelling and shit. Yeah. And all that stuff. Like, bro, that shit ain't do nothing. Like, nobody's checking for Will Smith's shit after fucking the the fucking which is get jiggy with an album.

Mac: 01:33:13

Yeah. After that, it's just like, what the fuck are we doing, bro? Like, no. Will, you're an actor now. You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 01:33:19

Like, nobody's nobody's looking at you like a rapper. You know, he posts his little videos on Instagram and people in the comments like, Will is a OG rapper. People young young folks don't know. Will was it. He won the he won the first rap Grammy.

Mac: 01:33:33

I'm like, back in '80 what? '88, '80 '9? Like.

Blak: 01:33:36

'88.

Mac: 01:33:36

Bro, chill the out. Like, raps evolved since then. Nobody's here for these these these bars that he has. He thinks he has bars. He doesn't.

Mac: 01:33:47

He's not a timely he's not a timeless MC.

Blak: 01:33:51

It's credibility. You know what I mean? It it it's you've been out of the game too long. You haven't you haven't evolved with the game. So when you jump back in after such a long time away, it just sounds awkward because everybody else the style's different.

Blak: 01:34:12

You know what I mean? So when you come back when you come back and you haven't you haven't had a really, really long body of work since goddamn February. You know what I mean? It's been too long, Will. So you've been in the acting game.

Blak: 01:34:28

You've been killing it. Don't go back.

Mac: 01:34:31

That's funny. It's traumatic process for old guys against 20 year old living. Checking out bad history.

Blak: 01:34:38

But, yeah, when you when you've been when you've been out of the game for so long, you gotta come back slowly. You gotta drop a really good banger, get yourself back into the flow of releasing a body of work. Just coming out with a body of work because you're Will Smith in this day and age, that shit don't work no more. Your name ain't what it was because you've been fucking off. So rebuild you gotta rebuild your image that way.

Blak: 01:35:07

If it's music, yes. Rebuild your image through the music, but do that shit gradually. Don't just throw that shit at everybody. It ain't like it ain't like it used to be. You know what I mean?

Blak: 01:35:17

That's why this shit ain't doing well. People are like, what the fuck is this?

Mac: 01:35:20

Force feeding me your music. Yeah. I'm logging on to Instagram to look up some funny shit, and it's your big ass head trying to promote your fucking album and shit. Like, get the fucking ass for this. Nobody wanted this shit, bro.

Blak: 01:35:31

Yeah. We didn't ask for this shit.

Mac: 01:35:33

Yeah. He and there,

Blak: 01:35:34

I gotta You're not you're not rap wise, you're not at that level anymore. That's tough to admit, but you're not at that level anymore. But shit, people like Rock Him. I'm pretty sure if Rock Him dropped the album right now, only the old heads would go get that shit.

Mac: 01:35:53

Hey. Hip hop chief be on that shit.

Blak: 01:35:56

I know.

Mac: 01:35:57

You know?

Speaker 7: 01:35:58

Him op soloed

Mac: 01:35:59

them motherfuckers be like, hip hop is back, like, bro.

Blak: 01:36:02

But that's the that's the type of people that are checking for that shit. And even they ain't checking for Will Smith. You know what I mean?

Mac: 01:36:07

Like Yeah.

Blak: 01:36:10

You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 01:36:11

The old the old heads don't even want Will Smith.

Blak: 01:36:14

Nobody asked for this

Mac: 01:36:15

shit. Yeah.

Blak: 01:36:16

So come back, man. Like, do some do some gradual. This is gonna be your lane, then let it be your lane for a little bit. Then go back to the movies, bro. Otherwise, this

Mac: 01:36:27

shit wasn't it. Yeah. I think he's looking at it almost like in WWE when you got a superstar that goes to Hollywood, does movies and stuff, it comes back. Like they give them a hard time like. Right.

Mac: 01:36:38

But don't come here like it's a part time job. We out here jobbing it, jobbing it. You know, we out here working raw, all these weekly shows every day. You coming back every now and then when it's mania season, now you showing the fuck up. You know, that's how they they treat it.

Mac: 01:36:51

Right. That's how Will jumping not even that. Like, Will just his last album, like I said, was back before I let with the creative for like o eight or some shit. Now it's 2025. You're like, here's Will Smith back at it.

Mac: 01:37:03

Like, the game's evolved so much. You got motherfucking like, if I was Will Smith, I'd sit back. Like, I'm thinking about dropping another album. And then I'm looking at fucking Kendrick, J Cole, motherfucking Drake, like, like, motherfucking, like, knocking the shit out the park. Like Right.

Mac: 01:37:21

Like, hits. This this is Right. This is my competition. These cats up here. Is my shit up here?

Mac: 01:37:28

Probably not. Then no. Or you're looking at it like, you know, the young cats. Uzi, you know, Lil Baby, Gunna, all that stuff. Is my shit in this turn?

Mac: 01:37:40

Nope. 21? Nope. It ain't Future? Nope.

Mac: 01:37:44

It ain't in any of these genres where you either the top lyrically or you just got the drill or the fucking trap music and shit. Like Will Smith, you're not in any of these categories, bro. Wouldn't have got Joyner Lucas to think. To me, Joyner's dope, but he fell the fuck off too. Like after a second, really rock with Joyner too much.

Mac: 01:38:05

That's just me. Lost and found was in 02/2005.

Blak: 01:38:11

Years ago.

Mac: 01:38:11

God. And you juggle. I'm back in the game just because you got Tiana Taylor on one and you got Joyner on one and all this other shit. Again, he got the money to just throw throw at these things? Have fun, bro.

Mac: 01:38:25

I I I hope you enjoy it. If music is in your heart, cool, but, you know, you just gotta live with the results of your your album, my boy. It is what it is. He shoulda left it at he shoulda left it lost in foul. He said he shoulda left it lost.

Mac: 01:38:41

Stick to slapping comedians.

Blak: 01:38:45

Oh. Now whatever Jaden was doing with that icon shit, like, that's who you should've been with.

Mac: 01:38:51

Oh, yeah. But that's the part that make me mad. Like, I listen to Jaden's shit. I'm like, this motherfucker got some good ass shit. And then he do some weird ass, like, on some Kanye shit outside of the booth.

Blak: 01:39:02

Some motherfucker come out with a microwave on his head shit. Like, come on, bro. Come on.

Mac: 01:39:08

Yeah. Showed up with the Addams Family house on his head to the Grammys. Neck neck sore as fuck, bro. You holding his butt.

Speaker 7: 01:39:17

Like, just wear the fucking Tom Ford suit and go sit your ass down. You're like Right.

Mac: 01:39:21

I need something else. Pick up a fucking Barbie dream house and sit it on your head. Like, now it's complete. My outfit Dracula's

Blak: 01:39:29

house on his head. Like, come on, man. Stop. Stop it. Scooby, Scooby, dude.

Blak: 01:39:38

Where are you?

Mac: 01:39:43

Oh, shit. Anyway, what you got? Final shot to thoughts for the folks, man.

Blak: 01:39:49

Man, thank you to everybody that came in and hung out with us. A little bit different. We were supposed to have first Friday, but thank you guys for coming out, hanging out with us tonight. Love the comments. Love the feedback.

Blak: 01:40:02

This is an absolute joy. Don't forget, we got tabletop RPG coming tomorrow. Eat the cake anime, no gimmicks. Thank you for coming on no gimmicks, by the way. That was a dope ass show.

Mac: 01:40:14

Bro, I had a good time, man. Y'all motherfuckers is y'all motherfuckers is something else, man. That was a good ass show, bro.

Blak: 01:40:22

That was a fun show.

Mac: 01:40:23

So was.

Blak: 01:40:24

It was it was dope. It's been a dope week, DFPN wise. We're gonna try to make next week bigger and better. Thank you guys for rocking with us. Make sure you go to ddfpn.com.

Blak: 01:40:37

Follow all the podcasts on it. I have two more that I need to add, so that's what I was spending my weekend doing. Shout out to Cutting Edge Hero and CJ, the horror First

Mac: 01:40:49

of all

Blak: 01:40:49

His reviews.

Mac: 01:40:50

Shout out to Jen Johnson showing back up. Yes. Co hosting cutting edge hero now. She's back in the game.

Blak: 01:40:58

Back. I love

Mac: 01:41:00

it. Let's go. It's a

Blak: 01:41:01

fast show, bro. Let's go. A fast show. Love it. But, yeah, man, it's it's a lot going on, so just make sure you tap in with the brand.

Blak: 01:41:13

We've got a whole bunch of good stuff coming, so appreciate y'all rocking with us. Keep rocking with us.

Mac: 01:41:21

%. I got nothing to add, DFPN. You know, we out here in these streets. Stay tuned to all the socials. But that'll wrap it up for episode one sixty seven of The Smoke Pit.

Mac: 01:41:34

As always, I'm the homie Mac, aka your boy.

Blak: 01:41:37

And I am bread like a king. Maters, Kelvin Kaylee. Once again, thank you guys for coming out. Until next time. Have love, make sex, peace.

Chiseled Adonis: 01:42:02

This ain't right.