Mac: 00:02

What up, ladies and gentlemen? You know what it is. Friday night moods. Right? It, we missed you last week.

Mac: 00:11

We really did.

Blak: 00:12

We did.

Mac: 00:13

Things came up. I was tired of shit Friday, and, elimination chamber was Saturday. Elimination chamber for the ages. Even for casual wrestling fans.

Blak: 00:27

SmackDown I saw grown men crying, bro. Crying.

Mac: 00:31

Heard the wailing and gnashing of teeth from children from beyond the walls of my house. Yes. A great That's beautiful. A great wail was happening. But, if you don't know, John Cena turned heel, thanks to what is final boss rock, who is in his full corporate bag.

Mac: 00:54

Came out with the bell bottoms and everything. Bell bottoms, vest, no shirt. He did not care because why should he? He's the goddamn rock. Right?

Mac: 01:04

So, last week, it was packed. We knew we had to come back this weekend. Is it Imani's birthday today?

Blak: 01:12

Kimani. Yep. That's it.

Mac: 01:14

How how old is he? How how's the young the young lion?

Blak: 01:18

So I'm feeling away because he has entered the teenage years. He's 13. Hey. He's the last one.

Mac: 01:27

We old, my boy. We old up here. But, happy birthday, the Kimani. Hopefully, you guys had a blast, but that's why we Rolex. My man, Black, and the fan wanted to take about after school, treat him to some stuff.

Mac: 01:40

So instead of having him rush back, cut time short with his family, we just Rolex an hour. I mean, it's cool when you you're your own boss and you get to do what you want when it comes to your show. You know what I'm saying? There's perks to it. But, a lot of stuff to talk about this week, Episode one sixty three of the smoke pit.

Mac: 02:00

You just wanna go ahead and play the intro and get into this?

Blak: 02:03

Let's let's start bro. Let's let's let's kick the shenanigans off.

Mac: 02:06

Here we go. Y'all know what it is. One six three of the smoke pit starts right now. The following is a presentation of the Debt Villain podcast network, reminding you to always question the answers.

Blak: 02:26

Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take the load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week, come relaxing.

Blak: 02:36

Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.

Blak: 02:48

It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.

Mac: 02:55

Yep. Y'all know what it is. Friday night, mood is right. Dynamic duo black and mac back on your screens. Episode one sixty three of the smoke pit.

Mac: 03:03

How you feeling, my guy? How was the week?

Blak: 03:06

Bro, this was this was a week.

Mac: 03:09

Oh, yeah?

Blak: 03:10

This this was a week. I don't know if I wanna tell the story, but this was a wow one. So Wednesday morning, so Wednesday morning, I'm at work. Right? And my phone goes off.

Blak: 03:28

Now we all my family has this life alert thing on their, on their on the phone. So you know where everybody's location is.

Mac: 03:37

Yeah.

Blak: 03:37

So Keimani, whose birthday is today, like, I see his location change at, like, 11:00. And I'm like, this is odd. And, like, he's at another school. So I'm like so I immediately hit up my wife. I'm like, did he tell you he was going on a field trip or some shit today?

Blak: 03:56

Because that's what immediately goes on in my head. It was like, no. I was like, okay. So as I'm about to hit him up, he hits me up. He's like, dad, something happened.

Blak: 04:07

I'm like, what because I'm at work. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? He's like, I don't know, but they they evacuated the school. I left work. I was like, I'm out.

Blak: 04:17

Bye. Like, I don't know what it is, but somebody's about to die. So I'm getting alerts. I'm getting alerts on my phone. I'm getting alerts on my phone, and I'm, like, doing I'm, like, in a residential area on some on some, on some made from Miami shit, bro.

Blak: 04:35

Like, I'm I'm this is this bitch. June. I'm, like, weaving in and out of traffic and shit. So they had called so they were updating it as I was driving. And I'm driving, they were like, yeah.

Blak: 04:49

They had a bomb at the school. Like, not a drill. Like, nothing. So I'm like, fuck this. Gas it up some more.

Blak: 04:58

Trucks ends up stalling, bro. Like, I'm going so fast. I

Mac: 05:02

hope that

Blak: 05:03

stalls out. So I I I turned into the fucking parking lot, and I'm like, and the people was like, dude, chill out. There's the kids are safe. We got you. And long story short, I end up we end up getting them.

Blak: 05:17

I had to wait, like, two hours, but all is well. It was a fake threat. Somebody was on some bullshit. But the the way I was just like, fuck this. I'm out.

Blak: 05:29

I was like, I'm I'm about to go to jail. I don't care. And someone's gonna die. And it just is what it is. And I'm surprised at how fast that all came to my brain.

Blak: 05:38

I was just like, dude.

Mac: 05:41

Bro, that's defense mode, man. That's your It was just That's your kid. Your parent your parent genes kicked in. You're like, no. I got super strength and super speed.

Blak: 05:50

I guess somebody's gotta die today. It's just and it was just like that. It was like

Mac: 05:54

Consequences of my actions don't mean anything right now. That's low key how it feels. When your kids are in danger, you're like, I'm a do what it takes. I mean, even as small as, my youngest, LJ, he was like two. We'll take them to, like, indoor playgrounds and stuff.

Mac: 06:09

And then, you know, you got, like, the eight, nine, 10 year olds that act like they've never been outside of their house, and they just sprinting full speed knowing there's little kids out here. Right? So they're running. And LJ, you know, he's walking, like, barely, you know, trying to get his his feet up under him, doing the little obstacles, and they running, skipping, flying all over the place. And you know, you just look and you just predict the trajectory of a kid running like 13 miles an hour.

Mac: 06:33

You're like, he about to run into my kid. Just put your hand out, stiff arm the kid in the chest real quick. Not even caring if his parents see me like II wish they would then I would tell your parents like sir tell freaking Mark Allstate here.

Blak: 06:49

Yeah to

Mac: 06:50

quit trucking these little kids. You see these kids out here bro like go outside and play football outside instead of playing instead of

Blak: 06:56

playing Yeah.

Mac: 06:56

In the kids area here. But anyway

Blak: 07:00

No. No. I get it, bro. Because I was like the the thing I kept thinking about so the rest of the week, I'm thinking like, damn, bro. Like, I really be like, I thought I was calm.

Blak: 07:10

I thought I was mellow. Like, I really be

Mac: 07:11

I was a rational human being. Kids with your face

Blak: 07:15

shock me.

Mac: 07:17

When your offspring, when your legacy that you're leaving the earth is threatened,

Tony: 07:25

bro,

Mac: 07:26

somebody gotta die

Blak: 07:28

tonight. I'm perfectly okay with that. I was just like, I was like because think about it after, I was like, damn, that shit was crazy. Right. Like, I really was about to burn the whole city down.

Blak: 07:39

Like, I really didn't care.

Mac: 07:40

There will be some smoke in the city. Don't

Blak: 07:44

tell me to chill out.

Mac: 07:46

Fuck that mess. Great father shit.

Blak: 07:49

Yeah, man. Appreciate it, man.

Mac: 07:53

Oh, welcome, Megan. It's been a while. Hey. You come to the right place. We'll try to do our best to lift spirits.

Mac: 08:00

I know it's been a time for everybody. A lot of stuff going on in the world, but this is what me and Black, we try to do. Try to bring some smiles to some faces in the in the week on a good note. So, with that being said, it is time for the toast. Black?

Mac: 08:18

It is time. There are some things going on. People are going through it. Life things, family things, everybody is, you know, everybody is going through something. Maybe not right now

Blak: 08:30

Yep.

Mac: 08:31

But maybe a couple days from now, like, life's not perfect for everybody. Weekend is here. A work week's coming up. Give us some words, my guy, to keep us going.

Blak: 08:44

You know what? I just told y'all, like, the the biggest chunk of my week. So today is keep it together. I know I know it's it's rough. Shake it off.

Blak: 08:58

Get you a second. Collect your thoughts. Let's make sure we're moving forward positively and collectively together. We're here. You made it.

Blak: 09:08

You're alive. You woke up. The same thing every week. You woke up. You won.

Blak: 09:13

So let's keep it together. Shake it off. Get yourself a second, and let's get right back to it. And that's it. And this is all about collecting yourself and shaking it off.

Blak: 09:24

So here we go. Salute.

Mac: 09:27

Salute, my guy.

Blak: 09:34

So I'm not drinking, people, because I gave up alcohol for lent. So

Mac: 09:43

Jackie would oh, look at you giving up alcohol. My man. Stay hydrated though, my boy. I did not do that. Turns out, side effect of my job is coming back needing alcohol.

Mac: 09:55

Maybe that's something I'll I'll take up with the VA when it's all said and done. But as of now, it's it it helps me cope. Shout out to Jackie. Yeah. Look at you.

Mac: 10:05

You out here making people, cry. She's out on here saying you guys trying to make my heart melt, my eyes leak. Megan out here. Amen. You know?

Blak: 10:14

Amen.

Mac: 10:15

Don't let the hard days win. Alright. Great words from Jen. Sorry to hear. Hope this passes for you soon.

Mac: 10:23

What up, EJ? Our guy CJ loves war AKA nightmares and nerd escapes. Speaking of Great reviews

Blak: 10:29

you got

Mac: 10:30

out there too. Oh, yes. I see what you did. Great reviews. Lifting spirits as I lift my Yeah.

Mac: 10:35

Patron up. Speaking of that, I forgot to swing by the classics to pick up a bottle of Crown, but I remember what you said. And Yes. Yesterday's price is probably not gonna be today's price. And then I'm just like, I got Patron at the house, but then I remember Patron comes from from Mexico, I believe.

Mac: 10:55

Read this bottle. Right?

Blak: 10:57

Yep.

Mac: 10:58

Yep. Made in Mexico. So,

Blak: 11:00

that Double homicide.

Mac: 11:07

Hey, so, CJ, Chris, if you wanna put me on to some, some some lesser known American whiskeys out there because I know you got, you know, uncle nearest, all that stuff. You know what I'm saying? You know, if there if there's some alcohol that will remain at a reasonable price that you guys know that I can partake of, let me know because my two go tos you know? They they are here. Megan says, what a wuss.

Mac: 11:37

I gave up candy. I can't do that either. My my whole life is controlled by vices right now. You know, I've been trying to be in shape, but life be happening and shit. But let's go ahead and get into the show.

Mac: 11:50

We wanna start with a couple of house meetings. A couple of posts, management chose violence, a couple weeks ago talking about the Michael Jackson Thriller album, which people will people will say is probably his best album. It's debatable. You know, it all comes down

Blak: 12:12

to it. Debatable.

Mac: 12:13

But people are trying to figure out what is the worst song on this album. So that's what we're here to do in Yes. In this week's house meeting. I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all. Yes.

Mac: 12:39

Yes. So the question was asked. Let me bring this up. Bada bing bada boom. As you see here, there is a serious debate going on, so we will ask the pit masters to weigh in.

Mac: 12:53

What is the weakest track on Michael Jackson's Thriller album? Now what I have available right now is the track listing because I think the question was asked there's so many, like, different editions, deluxe edition, this edition, that. You were talking about the OG, what was released on the original album. Correct?

Blak: 13:21

Correct.

Mac: 13:22

Okay. So with that being said, where are we at? Where is can I not share the Spotify? I cannot. Oh, I probably can by doing.

Mac: 13:38

I'm a fucking genius. I am a genius. So ladies and gentlemen, here we see on the screen right now. Thriller, released in 1982. Nine songs.

Mac: 13:54

This is the one you were talking about. Right? Yep. So we'll just scroll down. And, we'll just obviously, wanna be starting something is not one of them.

Mac: 14:07

No. This keeper. This this stays automatically. I mean, you look at this 212,000,000 streams on here. You're good to go.

Mac: 14:17

You have baby be mine. Now this was one of the I think there were two or three songs that a lot of people kept bringing up.

Blak: 14:27

Mhmm.

Mac: 14:27

Baby be mine was one of them. The girl lives mine, I'll let you know right now. That's my pick. I'm like, girl, this is not it. This is not it.

Mac: 14:37

And I'll explain why later. But as you see, the numbers are high over here. Right? We have a 47,000 or a million streams. Right?

Mac: 14:44

So you're like, okay. Thriller, 700,000,000 streams. Alright. I think it's safe to some people said Thriller. You know?

Mac: 14:54

We'll ask for some answers. We got we got people here. We got a congregation here. We'll be able to discuss it. Beat it.

Mac: 15:01

1,300,000,000 streams. I don't think anybody recommended Beat it being taken off. Right? No. Billie Jean.

Mac: 15:08

Two Same. Billion streams. Nobody brought that up. Right? Nope.

Mac: 15:15

Okay. Human nature, 228 on the streams. Are we looking at that as a possibility?

Blak: 15:24

Think anybody mentioned human nature.

Mac: 15:27

You know why?

Blak: 15:28

Because it's a it's a bop. Thank you. That's why.

Mac: 15:31

Because they didn't wanna they didn't wanna be kicked out of the group. You know? So Megan's like, wait. You play them and we get the now I would love to play these songs and listen to them and make our choices, but the way YouTube is set up, Yeah. The way YouTube is set

Blak: 15:52

up for Mike.

Mac: 15:53

I want no problems. I want no problems. Michael Jackson's estate, I want no problems.

Blak: 16:00

Zero smoke. Feel free Zero zero problems.

Mac: 16:03

If you're

Blak: 16:03

at home.

Mac: 16:04

If you're at home watching, feel free to stream it while we while we talk about it. I am not clicking. If I play, I'm a play 10 and stop and be like, that's all you getting of each song. Because I know that's all we can get. That's all we can get you.

Mac: 16:20

That's all I got. PYT, pretty young thing. 40 or 467 mil. Nobody brought that one up.

Blak: 16:30

That's crazy.

Mac: 16:31

The lady in my life is the other popular choice that people had to be stricken off the record as the worst song on Thriller. Black, did you make a decision on what the worst song for you is?

Blak: 16:48

I did. And there's some, there's some comments here. One particular I wanna address, and it's from Jen. She said, who said thriller? Jen, that was me.

Mac: 17:03

I said thriller. And oh, he's not in here. Who was it? Chris Anderson.

Blak: 17:08

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 17:09

Boy, Tyrese, from, from from from Eglin. Yeah. Two people were like thriller. That that's why I want

Blak: 17:15

you to

Mac: 17:16

said it too. Rob, you said thriller as well? Where Where you at, Rob? Get get back in the comments, Rob. So seeing how you're speaking on behalf of the, delegation to make Thriller their worst track on an album named Thriller, The floor is yours.

Mac: 17:35

It's as easy as this.

Blak: 17:37

If I if you look at any if you look at any other song on this album and remember, Thriller is the title track. We have data that we just went over. Right? The number of streams for Thriller isn't as high as Billie Jean, PYT, you name it. And that's because Thriller Thriller is a great song.

Blak: 18:03

It changed pop culture. Yes. This is true. But Thriller does not fit on this album. It doesn't.

Blak: 18:13

If you listen to this album, and I'm a just I'm a just throw I'm a throw a test out there. If you listen to this album Mhmm. Regularly, will you get to Thriller and stay there? Because I don't. I won't.

Blak: 18:31

I like the song. I don't hate it. Go ahead.

Mac: 18:36

So if Thriller comes on whatever, you got a thing on shuffle and it's playing Michael Jackson songs or whatever. You're you're you're at it. Whatever. Thriller comes on, are you like skip or you let

Blak: 18:49

it play? More inclined to skip.

Mac: 18:52

Alright. Continue.

Blak: 18:53

That's that's I'm I'm that's I

Mac: 18:54

just had to ask that. That's

Blak: 18:57

that's in comparison to his catalog. I'm not saying thrill is a bad song. No song on this album. I wanna be clear about what I'm saying. I wanna be very clear about what I'm saying.

Blak: 19:12

Right. No song on this album is bad. There's no bad song on this album.

Mac: 19:17

I object to that, but continue. Really?

Blak: 19:20

I know people are gonna say the girl is mine. I have an argument for that. But

Mac: 19:25

Okay.

Blak: 19:27

Paul McCartney aside, I have an argument for that. But Thriller is a great pop culture song. It does not fit on this album. It really don't. It it really don't.

Blak: 19:42

If you look at if you look at the album for what it is, Thriller is I think Thriller, it it it did what it was supposed to do. You have this album, you have a bunch of collectively great songs, and then you have that one song that catapulted Mike into pop culture. That's what Thriller did.

Mac: 20:07

Yeah. And I I'll be up front. Everybody, when you hear thriller, you're doing you're trying to do the dance because the dance was introduced in the video. It's the video you guys are thinking about.

Blak: 20:19

Exactly. If

Mac: 20:20

you take the video out

Blak: 20:21

of the equation, it it's a completely different song. But if I'm if I'm just talking, listening to this album, Thriller does not fit on this album, bro. It don't.

Mac: 20:35

People are mad at you in the comments, man.

Blak: 20:37

I know. I know. For those who

Mac: 20:38

are just listening to the audio, the black started talking about thriller being the worst. Here are some of the comments. Jackie said, why did you pick thriller? Because it's overplayed. EJ says, what Thriller, why?

Mac: 20:54

Jen says, that's it. I'm coming to Texas. You're an imposter. Megan says, as a 41 year old white lady, I'd like to designate thriller as the song that ushers in Halloween for me.

Blak: 21:04

It is. It is. It's the pumpkin spice latte of thrillers.

Mac: 21:09

People are asking, are you an imposter? Where's the real black? Who are you? People are hitting me up. CJ is like, Mac, we need to talk about black for a minute.

Mac: 21:23

Megan again says you guys skip the song while she's trying to remember the dance. So I mean it's it's a lot of people. People are saying I can't take thriller off which is fine Which is fine. I get it.

Blak: 21:34

I get it.

Mac: 21:36

So you're saying this album to you, most of the songs make it seem like to you, this is supposed to be a love song.

Blak: 21:43

Did I?

Mac: 21:44

Uh-oh. Am I frozen? Can nobody hear me? I'm looking at the video. It don't look like you moving, my boy.

Blak: 21:52

Is it me, guys, or is it Matt? You're moving now. Or is it me?

Mac: 21:56

You guys can hear us both. Cool. Cool. Cool. But, Cool.

Mac: 22:01

It's, you know, it's you're thinking you're making this out to be a love album. Is that what you're trying to say?

Blak: 22:13

Yes and no. Because you have you have tracks like baby be mine, right, which is more of an upbeat song. Right? But, yeah, most of these most of these songs are are love songs. And then you had it's kinda like the the club record.

Blak: 22:35

You know what I mean? Before before we designated shit as a club record, that's what Thriller is. It's a club record.

Mac: 22:44

So okay.

Blak: 22:51

So my

Mac: 22:51

choice. Do you you said your part? People seem shocked and taken back. My pick is The Girl is Mine. It throws the whole vibe of the record off of of the album.

Mac: 23:10

You go to wanna be starting something, baby be like like, wanna be starting something should not be the first track on here. Like, it has to be followed by another upbeat thing, baby be mine, the girl is mine. And then you get into thriller, then Beat It, then Billie Jean, then Human Nature, then PYT. I'm like, bro, now now we in the the the thick of it, into the thick of it. When Beat It and Thriller beat it, I'm like, cool.

Mac: 23:35

Now it's a party. Set it. Don't need to skip a single song. Then the lady in my life, and I'm just like, ugh. And then the record then the album's done.

Mac: 23:44

I'm just like it it's it's a very

Blak: 23:48

awkward It's a awkward ending.

Mac: 23:51

Or, like, how he ordered the track. I don't know if Mike had any saying in it, who was in charge of placing the tracks, but I'll just let you know. To me and we're just talking about MJ. Don't come at me. Paul McCartney is one of the most overrated people in music business as a whole.

Mac: 24:14

And if we wanna get into it, to me, the Beatles, hello overrated. I understand what they did for music for rock and roll in the sixties. Right? I understand. It's almost like what Bob Cousy did to the NBA back when it oh, behind the back dribble, he is next level.

Mac: 24:34

But now, like, there's better. You know, there's people who have done what the Beatles have done, but better. It's nostalgia why you think Paul McCartney is great. He should have never been on anything Michael Jackson is on. Michael Jackson is light years above Paul McCartney musically.

Mac: 24:56

Alright? Paul McCartney cannot produce and make music that Mike is supposed to be on. I'm assuming Paul had a lot to do with the the composition and and the the the music for this one because this sounded like a Paul McCartney song featuring Michael Jackson. Paul McCartney was trying to get the clout that Michael Jackson had because the Beatles were no more. Paul's like, how do I stay relevant?

Mac: 25:23

I know. Let me get in there with Mike. So this ain't the

Blak: 25:28

first song he did with Mike either.

Mac: 25:30

That's what I'm saying. Like, he Yeah. Like, the Beatles were gone. John Lennon went in and and did his thing with, Yoko Ono. You know, Ringo Starr was doing his thing.

Mac: 25:39

Like, them cats bounce. Them cats was gone doing whatever. Paul's like, how do I stay relevant? Because I I got nothing left. All I know is the Beatles, and they're gone.

Mac: 25:49

I need to still keep making music. Right? Hey, Mike. What are you doing? Let's let's make a record.

Mac: 25:56

This is a throwaway song. I'm shocked it has more streams than human nature or no. It doesn't, but that is that close to human nature.

Blak: 26:06

P so human nature is my favorite mic song. That song is my favorite mic song. I'm I'm shocked that don't get more

Mac: 26:15

love of all time.

Blak: 26:16

Than it does. Yes.

Mac: 26:17

Okay.

Blak: 26:18

Yes.

Mac: 26:19

Roll with it. I got you.

Blak: 26:20

Yeah. So I I'm shocked they don't get more love, but I get it. It it's on an iconic album. And that that's why this debate is so crazy because these songs are all iconic. You know what I mean?

Blak: 26:34

Like, this album shifted pop culture.

Mac: 26:38

Yeah.

Blak: 26:39

It made pop culture. So to say, like, what's the worst song on this album? It's an asinine question. But then if you die if you really dive into it and and look at it, and I know I know, CJ. I know it hurts.

Blak: 26:52

I know it hurts. Do me a favor. Don't look at the video. Play the album. Don't look at the video.

Blak: 27:00

Play don't even think

Mac: 27:01

about it. Embedded. Like, if you play Thriller in your mind, you're doing the whole thing from the video Yes. Off of memory. So you can't Yes.

Mac: 27:09

Not put the two together.

Blak: 27:12

Exactly. So so separating it is hard, but you don't have that same thing for lady in my life. Right? Because I'm pretty sure if if he made an iconic video to it, like, we'd be looking at this song differently. You know what I think about when I when I hear lady in my life?

Blak: 27:30

LL Cool J, hey, lover. Because he sampled it. And I'm like, maybe that might have something to do with it, but I don't know. There's a lot of there's a lot about this album that you're like, dog, there's so much greatness in it that it's hard to pick one. It really is hard to pick one.

Blak: 27:50

Now if you'd asked me before before Chris says something, because he really made me think about it. Good job, Chris.

Mac: 27:57

Good job.

Blak: 27:58

He's the culprit. He's the culprit. So if you really woulda if you really woulda asked me, my answer woulda been the lady in my life. It woulda been the lady in my life. And I'm like, people really do connect that with the LL Cool J song.

Blak: 28:13

And it don't really get a lot of respect as the other songs on the album, but it's a great song. Y'all have Chris Anderson. Shout out to you, baby boy. You yeah. You you changed the landscape with that one.

Mac: 28:27

So I changed the landscape. Yeah. So, Lady in My Life was was on there, and then, some people said baby be mine. I was like, the girl is mine off rip. Like, it was just never it never resonated with me.

Mac: 28:47

I get what you're saying about thriller, but to me, it's just so hard. I can't I can't I can't unpair the song in the in in in the in the, the video. Yeah. It's impossible. It's

Blak: 29:00

hard to do. It really is hard to do. So I don't I don't blame people that get mad at me for it. It's I I get it. I totally get it.

Blak: 29:08

But I understood where where where where he was coming from with the argument.

Mac: 29:12

So Hold on. What did Rob say? Y'all, I'm sorry. I'm in the Chick fil A drive through and ordered the 12 count chicken chicken niggas. You actually said that and then corrected myself.

Mac: 29:27

But the stunned poor girl taking the order, I've done for the night. You asked her for a 12 count chicken niggas? Megan says thriller is now for the white ladies. Nope. I I I still fuck with Thriller.

Mac: 29:46

Like, if Thriller comes on, nobody's not gonna dance to it. Right. Nobody's nobody's boycott Thriller. But Jackie, she went and did the research, and she posted it in here that Rolling Stone said, Lady in My Life is the worst song on the album. But ladies and gentlemen, are we really taking Rolling Stone seriously when it comes

Blak: 30:07

to their musical?

Mac: 30:09

You know what I'm saying? Like, they had a thing with the 50 best hip hop songs of all time. And, And, like, looking at that list

Blak: 30:16

I'm still mad at this.

Mac: 30:17

Immediately, I'm just like, all credibility is lost. Like, I don't even know if you're a musical, you know, critique magazine anymore. Publication, if you will.

Blak: 30:28

Your voice is not my voice.

Mac: 30:33

The opinions of this magazine are Rolling Stones and Rolling Stones only. They do not represent the rest of America at a whole. Exactly. Don't make it weird, but it makes me dance in my Thriller does. Hey.

Mac: 30:46

Like I said, a lot of Michael Jackson's song, like, remember the time comes on, I love the song. Like, if there was no video to the song, I would still like the song, but the video makes me love the song more.

Blak: 30:59

Exactly.

Mac: 31:00

Because I'd be in the house trying to tut, and I cannot tut at all. At the fuck all. Any anything any Michael Jackson beat it, can't do it. I know, like, I know the choreography. I just can't pull it off.

Blak: 31:14

Me neither.

Mac: 31:15

That's the thing.

Blak: 31:16

Me neither.

Mac: 31:17

I know the moves. I can't do the moves. That's that's my issue. We got one more, debate that was going on, and this one was posted. I think This one was

Blak: 31:31

a firestorm.

Mac: 31:32

This one was posted by, I think, Rob's brother, or let me check who who posted it. But this one is only one can stay, and this was 1995 movies. So I'll bring that up so you guys can see.

Blak: 31:48

Now that person chose violence.

Mac: 31:52

I mean, it was tough. I ain't gonna hold you. I am not going to hold you. Oh, here we go. Yeah.

Mac: 32:00

This is the one. This is the one. So let me bring this screen up. So it says all of these movies came out in 1995. You can only save one.

Mac: 32:15

The rest are erased forever. And ladies and gentlemen, let me list these movies for you. We have clueless. Right? Toy Story, Heat, Braveheart, Showgirls, Kids, double o seven Goldeneye, Pocahontas, Bad Boys.

Mac: 32:38

What is this one here? I can't read that one. I'm blind. Let me enhance. What is this something records?

Mac: 32:48

I can't see that enhance Empire records. There we go. Jumanji, Goofy movie.

Blak: 32:56

Oh,

Mac: 32:57

shoot. In a shell. Somewhere? Waterworld, seven. Outbreak, Friday, Batman forever, Casper, and what's this last one down here?

Mac: 33:09

It's all cut off. I can't see. Or maybe if I zoom out, it'll tell me.

Blak: 33:14

12 monkeys.

Mac: 33:15

That Riddick, or is that 12 monkeys down there

Blak: 33:17

that Yes. 12 monkeys.

Mac: 33:19

12 monkeys. Alright. So those are the one two three four five. One two three. 20 movies that they listed, and they're telling you you can only save one.

Blak: 33:32

First of all, there's some bullshit. Is it? Yes.

Mac: 33:38

So you're looking at this, and there's not one movie you're like, I need that can never leave me.

Blak: 33:43

There's a couple. And they're like, dog, I don't know if I could part with that. Like, when you started reading them so I looked at it, and I immediately picked one. And I I refuse to look at what what else was there because I saw a goofy movie too. I'm like, this is this is gonna hurt my heart, so I'm just gonna make this decision.

Mac: 34:01

Did you did you at least look at it and find the weak links to pick them off to then narrow it down? So alright. What what are your weak link movies where you're like, this this isn't even in contention for me? Waterworld. Waterworld is off the Waterworld and Braveheart off the list.

Mac: 34:17

Right?

Blak: 34:17

Yes.

Mac: 34:18

Okay. Those are your two easy, like, get out of here?

Blak: 34:22

Empire records is an easy one too.

Mac: 34:25

Okay. Yep. That was on mine as well. I'm surprised, like, I'm surprised you didn't say showgirls is is off the why you why you keep his showgirls?

Blak: 34:41

Alright. Weird confession. I had a thing for Jesse. Ashley Elizabeth Berkley? Actually gave yes.

Mac: 34:54

Bro, I was

Blak: 34:54

Weird. It was weird.

Mac: 34:55

I was a fan of, of, the villain of the movie, the girl that was, like, the established star. I was like, yo, she bad bad. But, I think for me, the reason why Showgirls, I didn't immediately take it off. It was, like, at the time, for me, the first NC seventeen movie that came out. So because I wasn't allowed to see it, my rebellious teenage self, I was like, I gotta see this movie.

Mac: 35:25

Why are you telling me I can't watch this movie? Then I watched it, and I was just like, oh. Oh, you're muted, by the way. But, it was a it was a eye opening experience. I saw more of Jesse than I wanted to or not enough of Jesse as I wanted to.

Mac: 35:44

However you wanna put it at that time. But, yeah, Showgirls suck out. So for me, the easy ones, Empire Records, Waterworld, Batman Forever. What's the other one I looked at? Braveheart

Blak: 36:06

Braveheart, definitely.

Mac: 36:09

And Casper. Like, those movies, I was like, you guys are out of here. The ones that were tugging at me for nostalgia, was Toy Story, Pocahontas, and Goofy Movie, obviously.

Blak: 36:22

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Mac: 36:24

You know, you you you can't I had a younger brother, so we're still into that Disney phase because, like, at this point, I was 14. I'm just like, man, I'm too big for this stuff. Toy Story came out. I'm sitting. Like, Buzz was in that Stockholm syndrome.

Mac: 36:41

Like, that that movie, the older you get, you go back, watch Toy Story, there's levels that that get unfolded and you discover. You know?

Blak: 36:48

Yes.

Mac: 36:51

But, so, yeah, though those movies were gone. Then the comedy comes into play, and I'm just like, bro, Friday, even Bad Boys to an extent. Mhmm. Clueless has some lines. Yep.

Mac: 37:06

But to me, my choice for the one that stays, and it's because I'm a double o seven fan. I love the movie. I never read the books. I watched all the movies. Double o seven, I think that was Pierce Bronson's best best, you know, reprisal of of the world famous secret agent.

Mac: 37:30

The spin off, it was so popular. Game came out for Nintendo sixty four. Countless hours spent. Slappers only. Yes.

Mac: 37:40

I have no goods. Karate chopping people, multiplayer. GoldenEye was my go to. A close second, I was looking at it. Somebody was like, seven is a good movie, but I'm looking at it like replay.

Mac: 37:53

Like, I'm not trying to bring seven up to, like, oh, you know, we should watch seven. That shit is that's a heavy movie to just keep you know, I can't go back and just box. You know what I haven't seen in a while? Seven. Queue that up.

Mac: 38:09

Netflix is like, what are you doing?

Blak: 38:12

What is wrong with you?

Mac: 38:14

So I mean, double o seven, like, James Bond, you could always go back and rewatch it. You know, it's it's a good action flick. A lot of stuff. It's cheesy. You got, what's her name?

Mac: 38:24

Famke Jensen, who will later went on to play Jean Grey in the x men movies looking all good in there. But, yeah, it's it that was my movie. That was my pick, double o seven. Which one did you stay? What was which should which movie did you pick?

Blak: 38:39

I wanted to pick that, and I almost did. But Friday was on this list. And I was like, dude, if I can if if I could watch one movie and know it line by line and be okay with knowing it line by line this Friday, and it'd still be funny. You know what I mean? %.

Blak: 39:02

I could still watch Friday right now. Know the movie, line for line, and it's still funny to me. So that one but, oh, man. I just found I just saw Jumanji was on here, and I'm like, dude, do I want I don't wanna change. I'm gonna keep it Friday.

Blak: 39:18

But, yeah, it's one of those movies I can go back to no matter what what what it's on. Even if it's edited, I'm still gonna watch it. I'm still gonna love it. So Friday alone on

Mac: 39:32

that. Apparently, Friday, people it it's one of the most rewatchable movies on here. I will say.

Blak: 39:39

It is. It is.

Mac: 39:41

Because the plot isn't too serious where you're, like, looking for a twist or a surprise or anything. Like, with with, GoldenEye, it was just like, oh, this motherfucker. But GoldenEye ruined that because the trailer showed double o six apparently get blown up, but then, like, later in the trailer, like, I'm like, well, there goes the fucking twist. Did I still go watch it? Yes.

Mac: 40:03

But still,

Blak: 40:03

I'm just like Absolutely.

Mac: 40:04

I already know who the villain is. Like, I'm not this isn't even a who? Alec?

Blak: 40:11

Bring him out. Alec? Bring him out.

Mac: 40:13

You? Like, it wasn't any of that. I already knew. You know?

Blak: 40:17

Bring him out. Bring him out. Listen. But, yeah.

Mac: 40:20

We know he's here. Shout out to, Crocker. Willie Crocker in here, my man. Willie Earl Crocker. The only other Willie Earl I know besides my father out here.

Mac: 40:30

10 toes down since tech school back in o two. Recently retired, last year, so shout out to him on that. How's the retirement life treating you? I'll be there in a couple years when I'm done with this shirt gig. But, yeah, man.

Mac: 40:46

This this one was tough, because outside of that goofy movie was on there, because twofold, I remember watching it as a kid and or kid, 14 year old. And I'm just like, this movie is, you know, it's it's alright. Like, I understand Max, you know, wanting to get away from his dad, hang out with the the the friends and shit, go check out Powerline, holler at the finest, dog woman that's ever been drawn in the history of animation Absolutely. AKA Roxanne. But then when you watch it as a parent, you start seeing goofy side of it.

Mac: 41:18

Like, you just wanna spend time with your kid, but your kid is just like, I'm I'm grown. I wanna do something else. You know? And I'm just like, bro, Disney was cooking with this shit, bro.

Blak: 41:28

Yeah. They were.

Mac: 41:28

You know?

Blak: 41:28

Yeah. They were.

Mac: 41:32

Vegas says, I still look at people think you ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. You ain't

Blak: 41:36

got shit to

Mac: 41:36

do. But I know I use it to inspire them. Flip it on them. But, yeah. So those are our two house meetings.

Mac: 41:46

Again, a lot of people let's see what the the comments were saying. Nobody was saying anything about Waterworld. I think everybody agreed with Waterworld being the fuck up out of here. There's a lot of Friday, people shouting out Elizabeth Berkley and, showgirls. Hey.

Mac: 42:06

I'm so are you surprised, like, her career never took off after that? Or

Blak: 42:10

Yeah. Well and at that time, though at that time, though, like, there was a lot of controversy that she actually did the movie. She was doing Saved by the Bell, and it jacked up Saved by the Bell for her.

Mac: 42:22

Yeah. Because then they went in to start to try to do the college years. Yeah. They're like, now you you go over here.

Blak: 42:27

Now you are here at Owen. Shit.

Mac: 42:32

Yeah. She was trying to break away from the Jesse character, and that's that over correction some actors actors do where they just get typecast in one role and they're just like, I'll show you my range and then they do some off the wall stuff like that. But, yeah, all it did was, you know, introduce me to to to her. I feel like the movie could have been done better. Now that I look at it, like, this is a horrible ass movie.

Mac: 42:56

It had old buddy from from Dune. I forget his, real name, as as the male lead, I guess. And then every time I see the black dude that was in this movie, in any other movie, I always refer to him as the black dude from Showgirls. Like, every time I see him in a movie, OG Bobby Johnson, I'm just like, oh, no, man. It's a black dude from Showgirls.

Mac: 43:18

Yeah. Right. Yeah. My man was in day after tomorrow as the homeless dude tell teaching, white people how to survive in the streets. Oh, it's so cold.

Mac: 43:29

How are we gonna live? Man, just ball up some newspaper. Throw it in your jacket. It's a perfect installation. Like, man, people's looking at him like he was the fucking Bear Grylls.

Mac: 43:38

Like, teach us how to survive, homeless black man.

Blak: 43:41

More knowledge. Give us more knowledge.

Mac: 43:44

More life. More life. Alright. Cool. Cool.

Mac: 43:50

But, we did also run into some, outlandish shit that only the Internet can provide us.

Blak: 43:57

So,

Mac: 43:57

we'll get into that on this week's segment of what did I just watch. Oh, that's not the intro. I've been getting so lost. Here we go.

Blak: 44:18

Tell me I did not just see that.

Mac: 44:24

So, you know, as always, you know, we just be perusing the Internet, minding our motherfucking business. And then the Internet will be like, hey, Black. Hey, Mac. Have you seen this shit?

Blak: 44:39

I know you're about to go to sleep, but,

Mac: 44:42

what I wanna do what I wanna talk about first is, I think last time we did this, we were talking about a rapper from New Orleans. Silk the Shocker. Louisiana rapper's stand up. Black, you're one of them. There's another, rap icon, very influential.

Mac: 45:07

You could say founder and originator of probably some of the best rap music in the nineties, late nineties with the Cash Money Records, Hot Boys, Juvenile, Turk, Bee Gees, Wayne, then the big timers himself, Manny Fresh, none other than Birdman, baby. Yeah. So, cash money folks, they came back out for a, a performance. And, if I'm too old for this shit was a person If I'm getting too old for this shit as a person, bird man is it. Let me just say this.

Mac: 46:02

What was I? Thirty thirty four.

Blak: 46:07

Mhmm.

Mac: 46:07

It hit me at thirty four. Trying to be out and about. We were at one spot having a good time. And then the the famous the famous last words, hey. Where are we going next?

Mac: 46:25

Normally, I'd be I'd be participating in that conversation. I would be a % trying to plan the next spot. But that night, when I heard those words, like, my stomach hurt. You know? My face scrunched up.

Mac: 46:44

You know? What what do you what? Hey, Mac. Where you wanna go next? Home.

Mac: 46:59

Exactly. And and and and that's when it happened. I didn't ask for it. I didn't wake up that morning thinking I'd be more responsible. It just Nope.

Mac: 47:10

It just It just

Blak: 47:12

It's like a clicking your spirit too. It's like and it lets you know. It's like, hey, man. Where we going next? And, like, the first thing you do is look at your watch.

Blak: 47:21

Like,

Mac: 47:26

goddamn. But because it was new to me, I was try yep. You know, wife told her, hey. I'm trying to get home. You know, wife wants to spend some time or whatnot.

Mac: 47:35

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I was like, hey.

Mac: 47:37

You know what it is. You know? And unbeknownst to my wife, she just became the scapegoat. She became the party pooper, and she didn't know. So now we go to squadron functions.

Mac: 47:48

People possibly looking at her like, she's the reason Mac ain't wanna

Blak: 47:51

She gonna take him home.

Mac: 47:52

She gonna take him home. And I was I'm perfectly cool. You know, she gets around to watching this thing.

Blak: 47:58

I'm sorry.

Mac: 47:59

I'm sorry. Yep. But, at the end of the day, it worked out. You know what I'm saying? It worked out.

Blak: 48:05

I'm the same way. I'm mine's got I think mine's gotten worse.

Mac: 48:09

Because now

Blak: 48:09

I don't even I blame I don't blame her for not going out at all. Like, nah, bro. My wife, she gonna be tripping if I stay out late, bro. Like, nah.

Mac: 48:21

Nah. Nah. Me and Apple got plans. No plans in the book at all. They don't know that shit.

Blak: 48:27

Bro, I got nah, bro. Me and Con gotta do some shit early in the morning. I I

Mac: 48:32

can't I

Blak: 48:32

can't can't chance it.

Mac: 48:35

Women and we're sorry for that. We're sorry.

Blak: 48:38

But at at

Mac: 48:39

the at the end of the day, everybody gets what they want. You know?

Blak: 48:42

Yeah. She

Mac: 48:43

don't want me out in them streets. My reputation is saved as I'm not the old man that can't I can't hang no more. I'm just prioritizing my marriage at that point. You know? So it's a win win.

Mac: 48:54

Everybody wins. So But, let me bring this video up so you could tell how tired this man was. He might have been drunk. That might have been a thing. But, the the level of drunk you would have to be to not be responsive Bro.

Mac: 49:12

With this shit going on, you should have been taken to a ER. But ladies and gentlemen, watch watch what's that movie? This is 40, but this man probably pushing 50 or so. Yeah. This is 50.

Blak: 49:25

This is AARP.

Mac: 49:47

You said he was snoring. Bro, I'm glad the bike was nowhere by his face because that's probably what you woulda heard. Who the Who the hell?

Blak: 50:10

Wake him up. Wake him up before he fall off the stage.

Mac: 50:13

Is that stunner? Is that stunner snoring? My man is completely sleep standing up. And my man come and check on him like, is he dead? And he said, oh, okay.

Mac: 50:32

You alive, my brother.

Blak: 50:33

Hey. Wake up. Wake up. Who? Shout out to BG.

Blak: 50:38

BG tried to make it like he was wiping it.

Mac: 50:39

Wait. Wait. Wait. They said there's no sound. Y'all couldn't hear the sound from that?

Mac: 50:43

Let me, remove and then reshare. That that, bro, that was that was something amazing, bro. I was I was both, concerned yet entertained. You know? Alright.

Mac: 51:00

Let me He

Blak: 51:01

didn't address it either. He just like, fuck it. Just

Mac: 51:04

Oh, no. Like,

Blak: 51:06

why? Why would I? You seen the footage? I was

Mac: 51:09

down. Yeah. You saw what it was.

Blak: 51:29

Bro, that's Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 51:30

That's that's bad, bro. That's bad. You said cash money ain't been your since the 09/09 in the February. Hey, man. Listen.

Blak: 51:41

When you go back that far, like, we twenty five years removed from that

Mac: 51:44

shit, bro. Emergency or baby thriller. Oh, man. It's, it's concerning. I would say that if I was at the concert.

Mac: 51:57

Right?

Blak: 51:58

Well, I'll get this loud ass noise and you sleep like that? Yeah.

Mac: 52:01

What's wrong with Bert?

Blak: 52:03

Man, take him go lay him in the green room, bro.

Mac: 52:08

Let me get this on tape because this shit, wow. Now I will say, have I not indulged in adult beverages to the point where I was lean sitting down in a chair in a booth or something? %.

Blak: 52:23

Yes.

Mac: 52:23

1000000%. Yes. So ask about me. Were you, stationed in Oseham between o seven and o eight? You know a guy named Willie?

Mac: 52:34

Oh, that motherfucker was lean. But, yeah, I just thought that was wild to be at a concert on the stage, lights flashing in your face, people dancing around you, and you were just like, I had enough of this shit. I'm sick. This shit. Let me just rest my

Blak: 52:58

eyes real quick.

Mac: 52:59

Let me just let's just rest my eyes till my verse. Number one stunner. Alright. Alright. Hey.

Mac: 53:16

Where we at? What happened to that boy? What happened to that boy? Oh, man. But, let let's move on to our our next thing I wanted to talk about.

Mac: 53:44

Oh, do we wanna talk about her? Who else do we have before before we keep going? Oh, I wanna talk about Lenny. So if you don't know who Lenny Williams is, you've obviously never had a relationship and to the point where you can't find the words to explain the pain in your heart, and then you remember a song that your parents or your grandparents probably played. And I don't wanna play the song because, again, YouTube be wilding.

Mac: 54:21

But just go to Spotify, type in Lenny Williams, and, I'm pretty sure it'll be the first song Spotify recommends. Listen to that, and you'll be like, this man needs to be protected at all cost. Like, he figured out a way to make feelings have sounds and words.

Blak: 54:42

Yes. Yes.

Mac: 54:43

Because that shit is you could be in a healthy blooming relationship in this song. Come on. You're gonna think about a bad relationship you had.

Blak: 54:55

Yes. Just so you can Yes.

Mac: 54:57

He's gonna take you out of your happy thoughts. Remember in high school when old girl did this? Because I love. Tears will be had. Tears, ladies and gentlemen.

Blak: 55:17

Yes.

Mac: 55:18

But, apparently, and this is bad, for whatever reason, I assume Lenny had passed on in life. So I was happy when I saw this. I was just Lenny, my boy.

Blak: 55:34

Oh my god. He's still alive.

Mac: 55:38

But let me tell you, R Kelly's in prison, but I still think he'd be writing songs. Because when you listen to Lenny on this song, you're like, Lenny, I believe this is not your lifestyle. And the flow is very familiar to somebody. So ladies and gentlemen, let me play this clip. You can listen to Lenny.

Mac: 56:00

And, for again, this is 60 trying to live like you're 30. Look at this. And when he's done, we'll see if if it's cap or not. If you really think Lenny be out here in the streets like this. So, Lenny, take it away, my boy.

Mac: 56:18

Baby boy now, and I love him very much. He's my pride and joy now. I said congratulations. She said congratulations. I looked at her again and started since the stutter and Hell no.

Mac: 56:30

It's yours. What somebody else because I'm not got David then. She said I'm not playing food. This baby belongs to you. Why can't you be man enough to do what a man's supposed to do?

Mac: 57:27

What's up? She said I Hey. Hey. First things first. Hey.

Mac: 57:39

First things first, that shit rides, bro.

Blak: 57:47

Freddie was out here in his bag. Right? Hey. I ain't gonna hold you. I ain't gonna hold you.

Blak: 57:55

Listen. That man got his heart broken. He was like, listen. No. I die for the streets.

Blak: 58:03

Until I die. Who

Mac: 58:06

first of all, first of all, Vegas, like, this is what I sound like when I try to Lenny. Lenny. Lenny. Leonard. Lemothy.

Mac: 58:20

Who are you smashing out here young enough to have a child to come up to you and be like, this child is yours at your advanced age? Congratulations. Sir, you have prestiged twice. First of all, congratulations. The plumbing still works, my boy, to that extent.

Mac: 58:44

Who The the the visual you're painting in my head as you're singing this song. It was only one time when I came to visit. I had it wrapped up like a thug. Like, Lenny. Lenny, you're you're in this club that you should not be in.

Mac: 59:02

Positive. You say burger. You're in you're in the handicap stall at a Burger King. You know, you got the sink in there so you can wash in. You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 59:13

You're look at this. Like, why are you in the stall going through it? So, do you think this is a do first of all, do you think someone else wrote this song for him or he came up with these bars himself?

Blak: 59:29

No. Lenny didn't come up with this shit by himself. I think he poured all of his soul into that one song.

Mac: 59:37

Oh, he had nothing left.

Blak: 59:39

That was it. Satan was

Mac: 59:42

like it. Satan was like, Lenny, I can give you a timeless classic that will go down in history if you just sell me your soul. How how serious of a ballad are you talking about, Lenny? People will sing one note of this too. People will only refer to ten seconds of this song and and instantly know what the hell is going on.

Blak: 01:00:09

Yep. Yep.

Mac: 01:00:10

Alright. So we I haven't heard nothing like, I'm pretty sure he had other songs, but nothing resonated as much as his his OG joint. Absolutely.

Blak: 01:00:22

Bro, like, you know, somebody put this in the comments. They're like, I watch TV until the TV went off. Like, nigga, this is past Smash, bro. Like

Mac: 01:00:34

I watch TV till the TV went off.

Blak: 01:00:38

You know how sad you gotta be to keep watching past Smash, bro? Like

Mac: 01:00:43

Oh my god.

Blak: 01:00:44

Bash is like the end of the line. And once that go off, it's just like

Mac: 01:00:47

The network is like, that concludes our network television. This, oh, tele comes back on. Like, people at the station gotta go home and sleep, bro. Like, get out of here. Watching this video like, the song rides.

Mac: 01:01:01

Like, I don't know who wrote it. I don't know the production. I like how somebody was in here like Charlie Wilson and Ron Eiseley at thirty six hours to respond. I'll tell you right now. Charlie Wilson.

Mac: 01:01:10

Charlie Wilson

Blak: 01:01:11

Don't mess with me. Don't mess

Mac: 01:01:12

with me. He can still get at it. Yeah. He can still no. Don't sleep with Charlie.

Mac: 01:01:17

Ron, I know he got the little gray beard now. You know what I'm saying? I Women out here calling him zaddy. You know, ladies calling him zaddy out here, but the song you know what? Let me let me just get another sample.

Mac: 01:01:33

Now damn, I just can't believe what this girl I was wrapped while he was Wrapped. Wrapped. The visual of this old man trying to put a condom on. You know you know, Lenny. Lenny.

Blak: 01:02:09

Let me get it on out there and put it on there.

Mac: 01:02:14

I thought we was passes. I thought Usher saying the the the iconic, my bad. It was one night. Now I got a baby on the way. Yeah.

Mac: 01:02:25

He he did that for everybody. He made the theme song for the dude, like, damn. Like, I got a someone here. I didn't mean to do that. And now this is Lenny was like, I don't think you did it right.

Mac: 01:02:37

Let me let me let me throw my hat.

Blak: 01:02:38

Let me get up there. Let me show you how it's done.

Mac: 01:02:42

So this sounds like the wish version of the I ain't go I ain't going that far. Because I ain't gonna say, like, it may or may not be on a playlist in Spotify. Like, it may or may not have played in my office as I'm, like, doing work. I may or may not have been not bopping my head to Lenny Williams. It's yours.

Blak: 01:03:03

Hey. This is a hole in the wall exclusive. Listen.

Mac: 01:03:06

This is listen. This is when the kids come in the office, though, they don't know it's Lenny Williams. Oh, who's that? Guess. They listening.

Mac: 01:03:18

Is that R Kelly? Nope. Who is it? You ain't gonna know who it is. But they nod in their heads.

Mac: 01:03:28

Lenny Lenny out here, he he got the streets all locked possibly. He might have something working. He might have something going. But, I just wanted to give, Lenny his props. Salute.

Blak: 01:03:41

Hey. Hey. Listen, man. Listen.

Mac: 01:03:43

The this bathroom this bathroom stall shit, though, man. Like, you are. Hey. The stainless steel stalls, like, where you at, bro? Is that a five not not five guys.

Mac: 01:03:51

They're sitting as wet.

Blak: 01:03:52

You see you see what happened to Lenny? That man said he drove by her mama house and saw the car there and was too scared to stop.

Mac: 01:04:00

Like, it It's

Blak: 01:04:01

just like that. Like, bro, I'm forever for the streets, and this is how you getting it. In the in the bathroom stall. This resonates.

Mac: 01:04:08

I'm like, bro, are you are you at a bar? Because behind this bartender, it looked like there's a whole fridge full of food or something like that. Like, the lights is all the way like, this bartender's like, bro, what do you wanna fucking drink?

Blak: 01:04:22

Let me tell

Mac: 01:04:22

you about this broad. She said that I got her, but do you want what? Jack? What you want?

Blak: 01:04:29

Come on, mister Lee.

Mac: 01:04:30

It's 11:30. Sir, you was just sleep at the bar. I woke you up. Now you're singing to me. What are you doing, sir?

Mac: 01:04:38

Come on, mister Lenny. He said he's at a senior center. Alright, mister Williams. It's time for you to get cleaned up, but I had it wrapped up while I was hitting it. I'm sure you did, Blenny.

Mac: 01:04:55

The bar looks like he had a Chinese restaurant. Y'all leave Lenny alone. Only I could make cookies. Not yet. But, Lenny, keep at it, my boy.

Mac: 01:05:04

Keep at it. Is there something else you wanted to talk about? Because we know we gotta we gotta get into the Steve. Stevon, did you know that was Steve Smith's real name?

Blak: 01:05:15

That's his real name, Stevon.

Mac: 01:05:16

Stevon Latrell Smith junior.

Blak: 01:05:21

Oh, man. Oh,

Mac: 01:05:26

man. Oh, say it's not so.

Blak: 01:05:28

Say it's not so.

Mac: 01:05:30

But if you wanna chat about something real quick, we can. I know there's a video you said you wanted to talk about. Which one was it? Or do you remember?

Blak: 01:05:37

I don't remember. There's so much in there. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's one.

Blak: 01:05:43

I'm like, dude, they y'all was wilding out this week. The Internet was wilding.

Mac: 01:05:48

Oh, yeah. Oh, the woman that went viral for what she found in the drawer at grandma's house. Grandma was out here. Oh, that's wild. Yeah.

Mac: 01:05:57

Yeah. That's We'll talk about this way here. Oh my god. Yeah. We'll we'll be back next week.

Mac: 01:06:02

We'll be back next week. But, oh my gosh. Y'all see the stuff here. Oh, look. Real quick.

Mac: 01:06:07

Speaking of old people still trying to do young shit, here's pitbull still trying to get at it like he young pitbull. No. My bad in the comments say he look like Groot. My man in here trying to jump like he getting

Blak: 01:06:41

He's done. He look like doctor evil.

Mac: 01:06:48

Granddad, you can't have any more applesauce. Goddamn it. If I can't get applesauce on a loose don't make him mad. He's gonna say the one word that we can't say anymore. I'll play it.

Mac: 01:07:07

Let me stop.

Blak: 01:07:08

Goodness gracious. Stars of life.

Mac: 01:07:13

Anyway, like I said, this was something we wanted to talk about last week, but we had to take the week off. Somebody who is near and dear to my heart as a Carolina Panthers fan, who I think is probably one of the greatest wide receivers ever, possibly pun intended, one of the best deep threats, that the NFL has, has ever seen, Steve Smith. He got into the news for the wrong reason, but, we'll get into that with, this week's whose mans is this?

Blak: 01:07:46

Hey. Whomans is this?

Mac: 01:08:01

Steve Smith senior. Like I said, I think he's, like, top five or he's in top 10 all time yards receiving. He's won the NFL receiving Triple Crown, which is having the most receiving yards, receptions, and receiving touchdowns in a season. All of this with Jake Delhomme as his quarterback. You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 01:08:22

Impressive. My man was five eight being a legit number one receiver where number one receivers had to be, like, six three, six four, and everything. He just wherever you needed him, he'd go to the slot. Carolina let him go. My heart was broken.

Mac: 01:08:40

He went to Baltimore. Was cutting up in Baltimore still, having one of his better seasons until he had a, I would like to say a career ending ankle injury, but he came back the next season. But he wasn't the same. Didn't have the same explosiveness and anything. So, ended up retiring, got put into the, the ring of honor, for Carolina, and all of that good stuff.

Mac: 01:09:02

Has a podcast going on. Works for NFL Network. Man is just one of the the most iconic sayings. I forget who he played, but he he torched this cornerback. Cornerback, after getting torched, talk about, oh, I I pulled a hammer or something like that.

Mac: 01:09:20

They asked Steve Smith about it. Steve Smith was just like, hey. Tell that man to ice up, son. Ice up and get back out here. I was like, why are you so vicious, sir?

Mac: 01:09:31

You five eight, light skinned, and you went to Utah, the University of Utah. Sir, please.

Blak: 01:09:37

Amen. You too.

Mac: 01:09:38

You not I I never knew. I never knew you were like this.

Blak: 01:09:43

Hey, man. Soaking makes people angry. You know what I mean?

Mac: 01:09:47

Oh, he is definitely not a, not a morgue. He so, let me just go ahead and, oh, I I thought I was sharing the screen. Let me go ahead and share the screen so you can read along with us so you're not, not in the dark here. Former NFL star Steve Smith accused of cheating with Baltimore Ravens marching band member in explicit ex post. Now, one, I was shocked that a NFL team had a marching band.

Mac: 01:10:16

I knew they had, like, a percussion section. I've been to a couple Ravens games. Right? And they do have a section like a band. I did not know they were a legit marching band because they don't go out on the field at halftime and do fucking like college bands do.

Blak: 01:10:30

But Right. Right. Right.

Mac: 01:10:31

It is what it is. Right? Baker. Bake you getting ahead of us, bro. So, as we see here, former all pro receiver Steve Smith senior has been accused of an affair and has since deleted post on x, an account belonging to a man named Tony Martinez whose handle was Lamborghini.

Mac: 01:10:59

Alright. First of all

Blak: 01:11:00

Flag number one.

Mac: 01:11:02

First of all, if you created your Twitter account as a child and this was your handle, cool. You know? But at a certain point, you know, you gotta change the the username. You know? It's almost like when you create your first email account, it did, you know, now you grow up in somebody like a job just like, what's your, email?

Mac: 01:11:26

Chocolate thunder eighty two at, at yahoo dot com. What? Sir, that's a true story, by the way. I was sponsoring somebody coming to Korea, and they didn't have, their email set up. So I'm just like, well, what's yours?

Mac: 01:11:40

Your personal email so I can send you the welcome packet. It's chocolatethunder_82@yahoo.com. Sir. I'm like, what I need you to do first what I need you to do is get a Gmail and just throw a first dot last on that bitch, bro, and

Blak: 01:11:58

keep it pussy. Please.

Mac: 01:12:01

Because what I'm not gonna do is tell the CSS that your your email is chocolate thunder eighty two. Not emailing chocolate thunder, the fuck? At all. Not my my inbox is not about to get flagged. Chocolate thunder is outside of your original con hey.

Mac: 01:12:16

Hey. Yo. Microsoft Outlook, stop.

Blak: 01:12:21

Chocolate rain.

Mac: 01:12:25

So, anyway, back to so Lamborghini claimed that Smith had been having sex, with his wife who says she was a member of the marching ravens, the Baltimore Ravens marching band. The account also shared screenshots of explicit text messages allegedly exchanged between Smith, currently a NFL network analyst who is married with four children, and the man's wife. So we'll get into that because there's a whole video that talks about that. So that's all that says. So what I wanna share with you guys is the actual audio of the dude calling Steve Smith because full story.

Mac: 01:13:06

My man comes home from work. This is how it happened. Man comes home from work. Wife's in the bed, laid out, sleep, like, the most delicious sleep. He there are signs in in in the man was like, there was a odor in the room.

Mac: 01:13:30

She was knocked out. Looks at the phone. I don't know if she left it unlocked or he knows the code. Like, there was something. He's like, let me look at this.

Mac: 01:13:40

Sees these text messages. His phone, Steve Smith's number is saved. He calls instead of waking the wife up to confront her, hey. What's going on? You check text messages.

Mac: 01:13:53

You see it's a professional athlete. And you're like, I'm a give him a piece of my mind.

Blak: 01:14:00

You motherfucker.

Mac: 01:14:04

So, I mean, real quick, if you had that option, would would it be the wake your wife up, baby, and we need to talk? What's this? Or would it be, I'm a give this guy a piece of my mind and give the guy a call while your wife is still asleep?

Blak: 01:14:20

No. Wake the fuck up. We Wake your ass

Mac: 01:14:25

up. Wake up. We got something to talk about.

Blak: 01:14:28

I'm coming here with some boy the boys in the hood shit came in there smelling sex in the air. Shit. Knocked out.

Mac: 01:14:36

Alright. So here's the deal. Yes, sir.

Tony: 01:14:42

Yeah. You've been fucking my wife, bro. What you gotta say for yourself?

Blak: 01:14:54

I'm sorry?

Tony: 01:14:55

You're sorry?

Mac: 01:14:59

Fair.

Blak: 01:15:14

Failed. Yo. That's not funny, but that's fucking hilarious.

Mac: 01:15:26

This did not go how that man planned it, bro. This did not go how he planned it. Let let me let me run this back so he can hear how he called it. He called Steve with this energy, like, oh, I got his ass. Like, he called him on this on his wife's phone, pulled out his phone to record it.

Mac: 01:15:47

I'm a get his ass. Here. Let let let me run this back.

Blak: 01:15:50

Oh, you caught.

Tony: 01:15:52

Hey. Yo, Steve.

Mac: 01:15:57

Yes, sir. Yeah.

Tony: 01:15:58

You've been fucking my wife, bro. What you gotta say for yourself?

Blak: 01:16:06

Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Go back to where he says you're fucking my wife. Listen to the the quick guy.

Mac: 01:16:14

Oh. Oh, oh, from Steve?

Blak: 01:16:19

Listen to it

Mac: 01:16:21

like that was she left her phone. Don't tell me she saved the messages.

Blak: 01:16:25

Hey yo.

Mac: 01:16:26

Don't tell me she didn't delete the messages and you delete these messages right. Of course, I am Alright.

Tony: 01:16:36

Hey. Yo, Steve.

Blak: 01:16:41

Yes, sir.

Tony: 01:16:42

Yeah. You've been fucking my wife, bro. What you gotta say for yourself?

Mac: 01:16:53

I'm sorry?

Tony: 01:16:55

You're sorry? You fucking knew she was married. You're not a fucking idiot, man. You're fucking Steve Smith Steve Smith senior.

Mac: 01:17:09

First of all, why you say this whole man name? Right.

Blak: 01:17:12

My whole You're

Mac: 01:17:14

not an idiot. You're Steve Smith senior. Come on, bro. You just called me Steve when you first called. Now I'm Steve Smith senior.

Blak: 01:17:22

Know who you're talking to?

Mac: 01:17:23

Right. No. You're I'm junior. Oh, I'm sorry. My fault.

Tony: 01:17:33

What kind of dumb shit was that? Why are you quiet, man? Be a fucking man. Steve. You ain't a fucking man, bro.

Tony: 01:18:03

All that shit you do on fucking TV, all that shit talking you do to other people, now someone's got you on the fucking phone you can't even fucking man up.

Blak: 01:18:25

Yo. Yo. Yo. He gave a smith. He gave a smith about thirty seconds.

Blak: 01:18:47

Exactly.

Mac: 01:18:47

Go ahead. Say his case. Go ahead. Get it off your chest, my boy.

Blak: 01:18:55

That's the most disrespectful shit, bro. That shit is high key disrespectful. Like, I don't give a fuck, bro. I don't give a don't care. I don't care about your feelings.

Blak: 01:19:09

I just told you I'm sorry. Take that shit or leave it. I'm hanging up. You talk all this shit on TV, bro. You ain't got nothing to say.

Blak: 01:19:17

All that shit

Mac: 01:19:17

you do in the field. All that stuff. You're not a man. Be a fucking man and and admit it. Motherfucker said I'm sorry.

Mac: 01:19:26

That's all you get. Laugh with.

Blak: 01:19:27

I'm

Mac: 01:19:27

sorry. All the energy you're getting from Steve Smith right now, my boy. You're trying to get more out?

Blak: 01:19:33

He was so unbothered. Bro.

Mac: 01:19:42

Oh, okay. What up, Steve? She's in here. That's that devolved shit. Oh my god.

Mac: 01:19:49

What shout out to Chris. I'm sorry equals, and I'm a keep doing it.

Blak: 01:19:56

Bro, meanwhile, your wife is asleep.

Mac: 01:19:59

First of all, sorry. Second of all, he spent nineteen seconds even trying to remember who we're talking about. Bro, you know Steve was just like, like you said, that sigh. She ain't delete these goddamn messages. Here we go.

Mac: 01:20:21

I gotta cut this shit. I gotta cut this shit. I gotta stop doing this shit. I gotta oh, I knew. Something told me she wouldn't delete the messages.

Mac: 01:20:31

Goddamn. So so all this comes out. The man's wife this is why no. Wait. Wait.

Mac: 01:20:45

Wait. We we gotta talk about, the text messages.

Blak: 01:20:49

Yes. Yes.

Mac: 01:20:50

Okay. Okay. I thought I had a is this okay. Is this the nope. This ain't the one that has them.

Mac: 01:21:01

I had this oh, here we go. Here we go. Let me share this tab instead. But my my laptop be like, how many tabs you got open, my boy? I'm like, hey.

Mac: 01:21:10

We're doing investigative stuff here. Don't worry about what we're doing all this stuff for. How do I get rid of this thing off my my screen back this way? Nope. That just brings T Mobile ads back.

Mac: 01:21:19

Oh my god. Get out of here. Anyway, we're gonna scroll up because all we're gonna do is look at these things. So this pretty much recaps everything, but oh, here we go. Here we go.

Mac: 01:21:33

Yes. So Tony Martinez, AKA Lamborghini, posted the screenshots, and this is where I think my man loses it. Like, he loses all kinds of respect out of here. So he posted this, wow. You look stunning.

Mac: 01:21:50

About to go work out. I'm getting a little Chuck. So this is him. And, oh my gosh. Where is that?

Mac: 01:22:01

Oh, this is goddamn it. So there was one in the one I wanted to show you. I don't know where it's at. What happens if I click? Oh, here we go.

Mac: 01:22:09

Yeah. So it's 20 degree. Look at him stupid. Look. Who angles the camera like this?

Mac: 01:22:16

Hey, guys. Face when

Blak: 01:22:17

I'm in that bag.

Mac: 01:22:17

You know

Blak: 01:22:18

what I'm saying?

Mac: 01:22:20

First of all, terrible selfie game. Right? Turn you over and get deep inside of you. You're so hot. You're so hot.

Mac: 01:22:31

Deep is a understatement. It felt like you're gonna rearrange my IUD. You were so deep. Guts.

Blak: 01:22:42

What's that show on Nickelodeon back in the day? Guts.

Mac: 01:22:46

Do you have it?

Blak: 01:22:48

Do you have it?

Mac: 01:22:50

Do you have it? Guts. Yo. I thought you were gonna re so listen. Listen.

Mac: 01:23:03

This is where I'm at. If I was her husband and I saw that texting, I would not post that one. Because, you know, this one or two things one or two things is being, is is that the public is coming to a conclusion on. One, either one yes. That that's the one.

Mac: 01:23:25

One, you ain't you wasn't doing what you were supposed to be doing, or you thought you was doing something. Or two, maybe you were doing something, but Steve Smith at 58 is is doing something a little bit more.

Blak: 01:23:41

Yeah, bro. Yeah.

Mac: 01:23:44

I thought you were gonna rearrange my IUD. You were so deep. Yeah. That was it. That's yeah.

Mac: 01:23:50

Yeah. Yeah.

Blak: 01:23:52

That's me. That's me.

Mac: 01:23:53

That's me right there. DC is only about an hour away. That's definitely easier to get to the New York. See, now you're teasing me. Wow.

Mac: 01:24:02

You look stunning. About to go work out with a little Chuck. Look at this stuff, man. He posting all of this stuff. So now here she goes being called out.

Mac: 01:24:12

Right? And there's other, like I'm trying to find the other ones because there is more things where I'm just like, sir, why are you posting all of this? Like, you're taking l after l, sir. You don't need to do that. Yeah.

Mac: 01:24:24

You don't oh, here we go. Where is it at? You wanted this me off. I did. I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home.

Mac: 01:24:34

Sir, she was with this man going to fucking town. IUD getting switched up, claiming that she was lusting to have this man in her mouth, but had to go home to to you. Sir, you enjoy it. You like to feel it. I like feeling it deep in my me too.

Mac: 01:25:03

Letting you taste it though would be such a turn on. I would have shot my nut all inside of he is going raw in your life.

Blak: 01:25:14

Yo.

Mac: 01:25:17

Yo. You're reading this and your first thing is I am going to share this.

Blak: 01:25:22

I'm putting this on the Internet.

Mac: 01:25:26

Just holding a pencil with his chin. Look what I can do. My man is rearranging IUDs, not wrapping it up like Lenny Williams.

Blak: 01:25:42

No. Nope.

Mac: 01:25:44

Shooting his nut all inside of her. Did she gags on it? All of this is in here. Pain. Showing the world that this man does stuff to your wife that you cannot do.

Mac: 01:26:00

That you ain't doing. Instead of you keeping it private and working shit out with you and your wife, keeping whatever dignity you have. The world now knows you ain't shit in the bedroom. Bro. On top of the l of your you know what I'm saying?

Blak: 01:26:20

It's How do you That's pain, bro. You

Mac: 01:26:23

if you divorce, you can't move on because every woman now knows your game is is subpar.

Blak: 01:26:32

Right? There's no come back. There's no come back. Yep.

Mac: 01:26:35

So all this comes out. Every everybody's starting to look bad. The wife wants to post something. Right? Hi.

Mac: 01:26:44

I am Nicole Martinez, though I won't be a Martinez much longer. You see, I have been cheating on my husband, and I've been doing so with the very famous Steve Smith senior. Picks attached for reference. I had him under three, but that's been fixed. My husband bought me a house.

Mac: 01:27:01

He stood by my side after I had been arrested twice for domestic violence, and this is how I repay him and our son. There's plenty of messages here, Steve. Crazy, the kind of revealing messages, and then, like, I can't click more because it's a thing. I will say this. Reading this, it seems like He got a hold of that account.

Mac: 01:27:23

Who? The the husband?

Blak: 01:27:24

The husband. Yes.

Mac: 01:27:26

Yeah. %. Because, like, if she was in on this saying stuff like this, it would make it seem like the couple was out to extort Steve Smith. Like, hey.

Blak: 01:27:36

Right. Right.

Mac: 01:27:38

Try to see if you can get them to smash, get a whole lot of evidence on them, and then we just go and try and extort them,

Blak: 01:27:45

which That just don't that don't seem like something. I don't know that. I don't know them. I don't know their relationship. Uh-huh.

Mac: 01:27:52

I'm

Blak: 01:27:52

just saying, like, if she got exposed like that, then, you know, I don't think that's something she'll come out and do and be like, you know, I cheated on my husband.

Mac: 01:28:01

Apparently, we were out here sounding like a parody rendition on Audible. It's what the shoes are saying. Like, I wanna

Blak: 01:28:08

do baby. That's all I got. This is all I got.

Mac: 01:28:16

So here's the thing. How long has she been smashing freaking Steve Smith senior if we're gonna use his full name? Right? And then she comes home, and then he jumps in it. Lamborghini gets in it.

Mac: 01:28:29

Right?

Blak: 01:28:30

Oh, he's sliding in,

Mac: 01:28:31

bro. That's Yeah. I'm about to oh, shit. What the yo. What the hell is going on here?

Mac: 01:29:13

Wait a minute. Where am I? What's that mean with that kid in the blue shirt? Wait a minute. Girl, you don't know what I'm finna do.

Mac: 01:29:29

Babe, are you back there? Babe? I guess he left. Motherfucking doctor who in that bitch.

Blak: 01:29:44

There's only one there's, like, only one thing you could possibly say to her, bro. And, like, as a man, like, this is your this is your best comeback. You just have to tell her, like, look. Listen. I faked every orgasm.

Blak: 01:29:55

You don't even have to mean it, bro. Just, like, just just shoot that shit out.

Mac: 01:29:59

No. You know, like, bro, it's it's hard to fake. Like, this man probably pulled out. It was dude. He thought he was doing shit.

Mac: 01:30:05

Girl, I'm a, all on your stomach. Yeah. She's like, oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That's amazing.

Mac: 01:30:12

You did that.

Blak: 01:30:12

So good, babe.

Mac: 01:30:13

You did that. You did that. So good. Oh, man. I got a hoo.

Blak: 01:30:20

Oh, I'm sore.

Mac: 01:30:22

Why don't you go to I'm a go for a quick jog. Why don't you go and you you rest up? Alrighty. Rest up. I'm free now.

Blak: 01:30:33

I'll be over in twenty minutes. Got the warm up out of the way. Yep.

Mac: 01:30:44

Yo. I I, Tony Tony Martinez, my boy. Let let's go ahead and let's go ahead and bring this shit back. Tony, I know this is, whose man's is this for Steve Smith senior? Because one, Steve, has been married to, I guess, his college sweetheart.

Mac: 01:31:04

Met his wife's senior year or junior year while at Utah. Married her his senior year, 02/2005. Been married since four kids. Not a good look. Right?

Mac: 01:31:15

Right. You out here, there's been clips of you during the game, post games and stuff, you know, talking about how much you love your wife and kids and everything. You score a touchdown. That's for my wife. That's for it.

Mac: 01:31:28

So you you was putting on this persona. Again, this was over in Carolina. I don't know what happened when you got to Baltimore. The wire. Motherfucker got out of the Bible Belt, got up here in the door.

Mac: 01:31:44

Feast was like, oh. Oh, y'all. Y'all y'all for the streets up here. Yes. You are.

Mac: 01:31:52

Y'all got a marching band?

Blak: 01:31:55

I fucks with it. I fucks, sweetie. She.

Mac: 01:32:01

He said it just like

Blak: 01:32:03

y'all sweating. You. Yeah.

Mac: 01:32:06

So a old girl walked by. He was like, old buddy from the wash. She. I'm a hit that. Yep.

Mac: 01:32:14

Got your ass.

Blak: 01:32:15

It's going down. It's going down.

Mac: 01:32:18

Sheesh. Got your ass.

Blak: 01:32:21

Got it.

Mac: 01:32:22

But I'm a just say this, bro. If this is a extortion plan, horribly horribly done. If this is you hurting, horribly done. Man. And I'm talking to you, Tony Martinez, AKA Lamborghini.

Mac: 01:32:43

Again, you it was like a choose your own adventure book. You came home. You saw your wife laid up, naked, laid up in the bed. Right? You're just like Yep.

Mac: 01:32:55

That's odd. Why is she naked laying in the bed like that? What's that smell? Let me check this phone. Steve Smith all in there.

Mac: 01:33:08

All in there. Later figuratively. Figuratively and literally all up in there. Bro, again, Black Black, you told him option you had the two options. Confront Steve Smith or wake your wife up and have that chat.

Blak: 01:33:30

Yeah, man.

Mac: 01:33:31

Yeah. You could not have chose more wrong. Well, no. He he could like, you could've called Steve, not recorded it.

Blak: 01:33:41

And had the conversation.

Mac: 01:33:43

Yeah. Or two, even if you recorded the conversation, cool. It's the screenshots, my boy. It's it's the screenshots of her telling Steve Smith he has taken her to heights that she has never never been.

Blak: 01:34:01

Bro. The Rearranging the IUD is wild. Wild.

Mac: 01:34:09

You could have wreckage. You wreckage. You had full control over what screenshots were shown. Like, only we only needed one page of these things, bro. The this one here.

Blak: 01:34:23

Absolutely.

Mac: 01:34:24

Now you're teasing me. Wow. You look stunning. About to go work out, getting a little chuck, and I don't know if that's slang for a fucking boner. I don't know.

Mac: 01:34:33

Whatever. But, yeah, this it's.

Blak: 01:34:37

That was it. That's enough.

Mac: 01:34:39

Bro, this this face here, man. This face, like

Blak: 01:34:47

POV.

Mac: 01:34:53

Remember remember when I looked like this when you looked up, Abby? Remember? Remember when I looked like that? You remember? That is wild, bro.

Mac: 01:35:08

But, shit. Steve Smith, man. And you know the wild thing is, like, he's still doing his podcast. Like, he still posts videos Yeah.

Blak: 01:35:17

Hey. You don't get On

Mac: 01:35:17

the daily.

Blak: 01:35:18

Bro. The phone call was everything.

Mac: 01:35:20

Grading wide receivers. Like, his last one was two week two two days ago. Every time he post a new thing, I go, bro, I board the fucking red eye nonstop airline straight to the comments, bro. I don't even listen to the podcast. Steve Smith grading the wide receiver or Deebo Samuel, posted two hours ago.

Mac: 01:35:42

Well, comments. People in there, I'm sorry. Hey, Steve. Does Deebo go deep like you? Does just like, is Steve Smith be you know, he read.

Mac: 01:35:55

Steve Smith is so unbothered. Like, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes. I don't know if him and his wife are going through it, going to counseling, but he is trying his hardest to act like this shit didn't happen. And the crazy part is everybody knows it happened.

Blak: 01:36:10

He's a legend. He's a legend.

Mac: 01:36:13

Even more now.

Blak: 01:36:14

Yes. Yes.

Mac: 01:36:16

Even more so now because of Tony Lamborghini. Oh, my god.

Blak: 01:36:26

You shoulda never you shoulda never that that one, the IUD text message, I that shit would have been burned.

Mac: 01:36:32

No. It you have to burn. I woulda I woulda Photoshop edited all of that stuff, bro. Because Ain't nobody doing that. Ain't nobody doing all of that.

Mac: 01:36:43

What is it? He don't care. He won Twitter that day. He said bet. Watch this.

Mac: 01:36:48

CJ said it almost sounds like a setup. And then Almost. Yeah. My sister agreed with you, saying that her husband made her post that. Or I think it's what you said as far as he got he logged in since he had her phone and was just like, this is me.

Mac: 01:37:02

This is that. Because she even, like, tagged all these people, ESPN, NFL Network, Carolina Panthers, Balter. Yeah. Bro, they don't give a fuck. You don't play for them no more.

Blak: 01:37:10

No. He retired.

Mac: 01:37:11

Carolina, like, bro, we over here struggling with Bryce Young. The fuck we give about a Steve Smith. Like

Blak: 01:37:15

Shannon Sharp was on on IG live actually fucking, bro. Like, they don't give shit.

Mac: 01:37:20

Michelle. Like motherfucker with shit. Oh,

Blak: 01:37:28

that's a good girl. That's a good girl. Like, coaching her through. Oak.

Mac: 01:37:35

Just remember Buddy,

Blak: 01:37:36

you live. You live, Unc.

Mac: 01:37:38

When you go home and you lay your head on that pillow at night, just remember, I gave it all I got. I gave it all I got.

Blak: 01:37:49

10% maximum.

Mac: 01:37:52

Drea, you talk about dude only five nine. What type he's taking it to? No offense to the short kings. Do we have to go back to the text messages?

Blak: 01:38:01

Hey. What he what he lacks in

Mac: 01:38:03

height? Hey.

Blak: 01:38:05

He apparently, he makes up for a link. You know?

Mac: 01:38:09

Yep. He must be blessed. That is wild though. Anyway, Steve Smith, bro, you a wild one for that. Tony, godspeed.

Mac: 01:38:21

I don't know what the future holds for you, but, but you got anything to say to this man or what?

Blak: 01:38:29

Bro, just go play the old Lenny. Let your feelings out. You are you you have to be hurt to post that.

Mac: 01:38:39

Bro, you gotta go I'm a send you a playlist, Tony. It's gonna have uncle Sam. I don't ever wanna see you again.

Blak: 01:38:46

Yes.

Mac: 01:38:47

It's gonna have Drew Hill, somebody sleeping in my bed. Bro, the nineties got you, bro. The nineties R and B. Go back. Listen to nineties R and B.

Mac: 01:38:54

Get that shit out your system, my boy. Then then then bro, you should have put this on the internet, man. Not at all, bro. At all. You talk to you talk to anybody, they're gonna be like, oh, you was the dude that couldn't rearrange the IUD.

Mac: 01:39:10

Like, I'm good.

Blak: 01:39:12

Oh, man. Oh, man. Now they're calling you dick don't fit. Like, come on, bro.

Mac: 01:39:18

Steve, if you're listening, I need you to go on a club or or something nightcap. You gotta talk to somebody, man. We we need we need the deets. And I know you I know you're trying to stay professional and do your stuff. I don't know if NFL Network let you go.

Mac: 01:39:33

They haven't said anything yet. I'd probably invest I don't fucking know.

Blak: 01:39:35

They ain't gonna say nothing to him.

Mac: 01:39:37

Yeah. But, oh my. I'm sorry. Well, you have

Blak: 01:39:44

to say for yourself. Talk a lot of shit on on television. Sorry. Is he done?

Mac: 01:39:52

Steve. Alright. Boop. Boop. Boop.

Blak: 01:39:55

Like, that

Tony: 01:39:57

that's fucking my life, bro.

Blak: 01:40:00

Bro, if I'm if I'm mad like that,

Tony: 01:40:03

and you just

Mac: 01:40:04

hang up

Blak: 01:40:04

on me,

Mac: 01:40:08

If you hang up

Blak: 01:40:09

on me.

Tony: 01:40:10

You're sorry?

Mac: 01:40:12

I'm sorry. It's it's the it's the hang up part like you said.

Blak: 01:40:17

Like like, if I if I'm the if I'm clearly emotional and I want you to if I get that, bro, I have to I have to see you. I have to see you.

Mac: 01:40:29

You ain't lying.

Blak: 01:40:31

That's the only course of action. Like, I gotta see you, bro. That's motherfucker just hung.

Mac: 01:40:43

That kill bill shit. And she's all this is happening. She's she getting the best sleep of her life in the other room.

Blak: 01:40:57

Dreaming about it.

Mac: 01:40:58

You go you up in the front of the house going through hell. Steve Smith apologized for rearranging the IUD in your wife, and you going through it. You take it you taking screenshots. You trying to formulate this attack on Steve Smith. She knocked the fuck out.

Mac: 01:41:21

She never snored before. She must have really been tired. The marching band must have really worked her over.

Blak: 01:41:28

Yeah. What instrument they have you playing today, babe?

Mac: 01:41:32

The flute.

Blak: 01:41:39

We got a trombone.

Mac: 01:41:57

Okay. We're done. We got see a flag twirler. You can't trust them both. Oh, we gotta go back to regular schedule program.

Mac: 01:42:11

We we wild it over here. And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.

Blak: 01:42:43

My stomach hurts.

Mac: 01:42:45

Bro, that's final boss. That is that is whose man's final boss. And this is the March. Yes. The diabolical of this shit, bro.

Mac: 01:42:57

I'm

Blak: 01:42:58

sorry. And

Mac: 01:43:00

I didn't even pick up that sigh you said. You've been fucking my wife. I'm sorry. It didn't let my man go off for sixty seconds. Sixty seconds.

Blak: 01:43:20

Fuck this.

Mac: 01:43:21

We're talking all that big stuff. Be a man. Confront it. Do do do. That's how that's how bothered he is.

Mac: 01:43:29

Yes. Exactly. Zero. Oh, man. Anyway, so that's our show.

Mac: 01:43:41

We we really had to get that one out.

Blak: 01:43:43

Yeah. That was that was that was overdue. Die. Die. Die of

Mac: 01:43:47

Die of Die of

Blak: 01:43:48

me that, bro, like, the laugh I had.

Mac: 01:43:50

But I was like, we gotta talk

Blak: 01:43:51

about Steve.

Mac: 01:43:52

Die of I was like, yo, we gotta talk about Steve Smith. Smith. What do you do? Google him. Google him.

Mac: 01:44:01

Oh my god. But Sorry. Robert just use that, Robert. Just

Blak: 01:44:13

I'm sorry.

Mac: 01:44:14

I'm a go, like, play Xbox down here. Go upstairs, like, it's two in the morning. You're just now coming to bed? Sorry. It worked for Steve.

Mac: 01:44:31

Gotta at least try it. Anyway, what what do you what do you have for the people, man, before we sign off?

Blak: 01:44:41

Oh, man. Great show tonight. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Real quick. I wanna shout out some people, in the chat.

Blak: 01:44:48

CJ love lately love lady dash horror fan. Like we said in the beginning of the show, he has great reviews out right now. Follow him. I just said it out. CJ Love Lady dash horror fan.

Blak: 01:45:01

Follow him on Facebook. He puts out some great content. He has two new articles up right now that are fire as hell. So I I I like the not Nosferatu. I hope I'm saying

Mac: 01:45:12

that right.

Blak: 01:45:12

Nosferatu. I'm gonna go watch that. I'm gonna go watch it. But good reviews out, man. Make sure you go follow him.

Blak: 01:45:18

Shout out to Jen Johnson, who's also in the chat. She was on, Social media. Break earlier this week, and she did a great recap with, Bill Bocken and Amanda Rivas. So and and Tyler too. Can't forget him.

Blak: 01:45:34

But that was great stuff. Eat the cake anime was excellent. We got new numbers up for subscribers for no gimmicks, smoke pit, and USDN. Everybody's up right now. It's been a it's been a good time for us 2025.

Blak: 01:45:53

We are at a point to where things are about to hit another level on on DFPN. So thank you guys for rocking with us. Also, again, I can't say it enough tonight. You guys were you guys were amazing tonight. You guys were you guys were absolutely amazing.

Blak: 01:46:08

Thank you guys for for for following us, for tapping in, for leaving your comments. Sorry I broke your heart, sir, Leo, with the with the thrill of conversation, but, hey, it's my truth, guys. So but, again, thank y'all for tuning in. And that's all I got.

Mac: 01:46:23

Yeah. I second all of that. And, I can't say much. I did me me and Jen, had a had a chat, and Queen's got some stuff on the way.

Blak: 01:46:33

That's I know.

Mac: 01:46:34

That's all I can say. You know, when when it's time for them to to announce the stuff they have coming down the pipe, we'll we'll we'll let them do it. But keep your eye on the Queens and Durham because they got some stuff coming down the pipe as well. But, yeah, that's pretty much it. That's all I had.

Mac: 01:46:50

Again, those in the chat, I love first Fridays because everybody gets to jump in here.

Blak: 01:46:55

You know? Yeah. These are fine. These are really fine.

Mac: 01:46:58

Keeps the show moving. I haven't laughed. And and you know what? I needed that laugh, man. This week has been

Blak: 01:47:04

We all we needed that. We needed this one.

Mac: 01:47:07

This week has been something.

Blak: 01:47:08

And Yep.

Mac: 01:47:09

And the laugh I got and and sharing it with you guys, it has been dope. So, if you're listening to this on audio, check the description. You'll see where you can come in and join the smoke pit, fan group. Follow us over on, that fill in podcast Facebook page, the YouTube, the smoke pit has their own like he said, the YouTube page. So all the stuff will be in the description, so just feel free to click on the link and, see where we at.

Mac: 01:47:36

And, follow us on all social media platforms. And, oh, you know what? We'll we'll save that for later. Because I I checked on our girls over at, the College of Biblical Studies. Things ain't things ain't going too well.

Mac: 01:47:53

I forgot to bring up the web page, but we're gonna be about to sign out. Still waiting on that win, girls. Still waiting on and we're rooting for you. We're rooting

Blak: 01:48:01

for you. For y'all. Hey. He may not come when you want him. Okay?

Blak: 01:48:06

But he's always on time.

Mac: 01:48:08

Hey. All y'all need is your foot in the door. When that tournament starts, all y'all need to do is win out in the tournament and you in there, I think. I don't know how it works with your division, but we'll see. But, we'll go ahead and sign off.

Mac: 01:48:21

Ladies and gentlemen, appreciate you guys for joining us for episode one sixty three of the smoke pit. As always, I'm the homie Mac aka your boy.

Blak: 01:48:29

And I am Brad like a king, made his coven, Kaylee. Once again, thank you guys for coming out. Until next time. Have love. Make sex.

Blak: 01:48:37

Peace. Steve Smith makes

Mac: 01:48:43

sex. This ain't right.