Ep 156 "Best Thanksgiving Side/Desert, T.I. Can't Get In the Club, CMAs Take Shots At Shaboozey"
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Mac:The dynamic duel of black and meck here on your screens on the number one streaming show on Friday nights. For our patriots, the people that pay to see us, the people that rock with us. Do you have those? I hope so. If not, get some.
Mac:Anyway, great show planned for you tonight. We did our shot already, but you let's let's take a happy shot, bro.
Blak:Let's do it.
Mac:Let's see. Give give him give him a positive. Put something positive out there.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:What it was that, Rodney.
Blak:The first one was animosity.
Mac:Yes. We're in a better place now. There was
Blak:a little bit of animosity in that. I'm not I'm not gonna lie. All right. This shot. Tough times won't always last,
Mac:but tough people do. Oh, I love that. Cheers. Salud. Salud, my boy.
Mac:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna do things different. So apparently, we got a a bracket going on, best thanksgiving dish.
Mac:We got a savory side and a sweet side, desserts and and actual sides that we are currently debating on. And, we are in our quarter finals match. That that's currently going on right now. But what I wanna do is, get into a bracket update off the let me just make sure I got the data before we start that up. Because I wanna give the people the stats.
Mac:I like to give the people the numbers. So they know we're just not making shit up over here on the smoke pit. Featured. Oh, here we go. So, ladies and gentlemen, skipping the house meeting, getting straight into our brackets update.
Mac:Business. You already know what it is.
Blak:And down
Mac:Let me, prep the stage Bow. As you can see, quarterfinals have finally got here. Give you guys an update on what you guys did in round 2.
Blak:You fucked the house up.
Mac:That's what you did. Immediately. Immediately. Because I'm sitting there looking, and y'all motherfuckers really don't like any kind of vegetables or greens. Anything that is not a carb or a protein on your motherfucking plate out here.
Mac:I wasn't expecting green beans to eat mac and cheese. I wasn't. So I'm cool with that one. Right? 100% cool with that one.
Mac:Deviled eggs beating cornbread. What do you think about that?
Blak:Long shot.
Mac:Yep. But apparently, cornbread came through. I think I have old data from, the previous round. So mac and cheese beat out green beans because mac and cheese got 81% of the votes. Right?
Mac:Which is cool because I'm looking. I'm just like, well, we still have vegetables available because if you scroll down, we had greens. But, you know, y'all y'all didn't like that shit. So deviled eggs lost to cornbread because cornbread got 52% of the votes. So that was a close one.
Mac:So I'm like, well, you know, I'm not a
Blak:big I can I can see?
Mac:I'm not like
Blak:I can see this one. At
Mac:thanks like, deviled eggs is more like, you know, at a cookout. Finger some. Yeah. Somebody's bringing that shit. Like, I'm not loading my Thanksgiving plate with deviled eggs.
Mac:You know? So I can see deviled eggs not making it because cornbread is a staple. You need something to sop up the greens juice. If you had greens
Blak:on your plate, apparently, they ain't making it to the plate.
Mac:Goddamn it. Yams or sweet potatoes
Blak:shocked at that one.
Mac:Say it.
Blak:Like, genuinely.
Mac:Say
Blak:it. That one that one caught me off guard.
Mac:Like, when you're showing up to Thanksgiving, you're like, man, the dressing and the stuffing is better than the yams and sweet potatoes at your dinner. Who the fuck is making your yams and sweet potatoes?
Blak:Right. You're missing the name.
Mac:When you was looking at 2 serving trays and one has yams and sweet potatoes and the other one has stuff, and you're just like, I gotta get the stuff.
Blak:I gotta get the stuff. I'm disappointed. Said no one fucking ever. Like, I gotta get the gams before everybody else eat these shits, bro.
Mac:I I was I was I was bamboozled, if you will. Bamboozled. Mashed potatoes and greens. Okay. I was like, people gotta have vegetables on it because we had green bean casserole.
Mac:Y'all didn't want it, you know. Yep. We had green beans. Y'all ain't want it. Yep.
Mac:And I'm like, well, greens. Y'all ain't want it. What vegetables are y'all putting on y'all fucking plates at Thanksgiving?
Blak:I'm almost inclined to ask how people make their greens because I've never had a bad batch of greens.
Mac:I had a comment that I wanted to highlight when somebody said I'm voting for mashed potatoes because they go with everything. Greens don't. Bullshit. Thank you. Who the fuck is making y'all greens?
Mac:Bulls, bullshit. Bullshit. So CJ is in the comments. He says, oh, I've had bad greens. Like, everybody has when you're looking at this, I want you to think of the best version you've had of these foods, and then vote accordingly.
Mac:The best mashed potatoes you've had is better than the best greens you've had, CJ.
Blak:I don't believe that. The best
Mac:greens you've had in your life compared to the best mashed potatoes you had in your life, the mashed potatoes beat out greens? Because let me tell you something mashed potatoes don't have. The juice that comes with the greens that mixes with the rest of the food, that fucking just elevates your plate. Because I don't
Blak:do section an o positive for dinner plates.
Mac:Because I don't I don't do that segmented plate shit. It's one big ass plate and everything touches, and I fuck it all up. But alas, here we are with, dressing going up against mashed potatoes and mac and cheese and cornbread on the savory side. The sweet side is kinda going how I expected it. Peach cobbler had no problem beating ice cream, getting 40 or 73% of the vote.
Mac:Sweet potato pie beating out chocolate cake with 59% of the votes. That's a little bit
Blak:Shouldn't have made it that far. Sweet potato pie. Pecan pie.
Mac:Oh, thank you. Yes. Let's not talk about that. Let's not talk about that. Banana pudding lost to pumpkin pie.
Mac:Pumpkin pie ended up getting 52% of the vote, and then apple pie beat out blueberry cobbler with a whopping 94% of the vote. Right? So here we are now looking at peach cobbler going up against sweet potato pie. Voting is still open for another day. I think it closes out Saturday if I'm not mistaken.
Mac:So you have time to jump in here and, make your voices heard. But peach cobbler is currently winning with 57% of the vote. Apple pie is beating pumpkin pie with 53% of the vote. So these votes are a little bit closer on the, the sweet dessert side. Moving over to dressing versus mashed potatoes.
Mac:Dressing is winning with 60% of the vote.
Blak:See, I ain't even like mashed potatoes like that.
Mac:I didn't either, but I voted for mashed potatoes because y'all fucked around and put dressing and stuffing, beating out yams and sweet potatoes. And the people could fuck up yams and sweet potatoes. You don't think people fuck up dressing it. Bro, I had stuffing or dressing so dry one time. I was looking for the canned cranberry sauce to try to put some moisture on this bitch, bro.
Mac:I don't even fuck with cranberry sauce like that. That motherfucker be a for mashed potatoes to be good, the amount of gravy that has to sop everything on my motherfucking plate, bro. Yeah. Because who is just out here just eating mashed potatoes raw like that? No.
Mac:Cool. I just throw butter on this shit. I don't need no gravy. Like, bro, there's so many shit that's extra needed for that shit, but I digress. Y'all really out here like dressing it.
Mac:Man, I fly people in to do the dress. My mom is dressed like that. That's cool. So that's the best version of the dressing you had. Think about the best version of mashed potatoes you've had.
Mac:You know what I'm saying? Because people just think about the worst version of something they had. Yeah. And, also, if it was cooked by somebody else, can you cook it? If you were to make the mashed potatoes, if you were to take the time to make the dress, if you were to you would think that you can't make again, I'm not trying to get too many
Blak:about it.
Mac:I'm fat, so I'm very passionate when it comes to food. Back big over here. Okay? Back is big over here in the McCoy clan. The mac and cheese, like I said, I I I don't think mac and cheese has anything to worry about.
Mac:I think that's gonna be No.
Blak:An easy It's it's a finalist.
Mac:Going to a finalist. I think mac and cheese and peach cobbler are gonna meet up, but I'll see because the desserts are kinda close. Mac and cheese, dressing, and stuff in, they seem to be well enough ahead that they should probably be good to meet into the finals on the the savory side. I know we kinda mentioned, like, biggest upset to you. I think we may have hit on it.
Mac:Is it the, greens losing the mashed potatoes, or is it something on the the dessert side?
Blak:So far, the biggest upset, pecan pie and chocolate cake. Oh. Chocolate cake had no fucking business beating pecan pie.
Mac:Yeah. None. At all? None.
Blak:That was hate. That was a hate vote.
Mac:The comments that was going on on that matchup, like, pecan pie looks good, but I don't know about the filling. Bro, if you don't know what the filling of pecan pie is, just say that.
Blak:Right.
Mac:Just say you never had pecan pie before, my boy. Because it it's it's a wild dish. It's wild. I look at it, but I just can't figure out what the filling is. It's delicious.
Mac:Yeah. That's what it is.
Blak:Don't yeah. Don't worry about what the fuck it is. Eat this. Yeah.
Mac:He's like, surprises, pecans. Surprise? Because it's sugar, bro. That chiro corn syrup, bro.
Blak:Every time. You throw that
Mac:cool whip on the top, bro. You you you made it. Sit down, finish watching these football games, enjoy your pecan pie. Yeah. It'll knock the iris out.
Mac:Real quick. You good for
Blak:another 6 hours.
Mac:Might even make room for more. You just be like, man, that's something sweet. Now I need something a little bit savory. Yep. You know?
Mac:Go back in and and get you, I guess, more mashed potatoes since you ain't bring nothing else over here. But, yeah, let me let me stop. I ain't trying to be too sensitive about this shit. But that's the bracket. That's what we got going on.
Mac:This poll will close. I think, yeah, I'm looking at it. It says it's active for another day, but I started so these are usually open for 2 days. I think I updated it yesterday, so it'll be today, tomorrow. It should close out.
Mac:So Sunday, we should know who the fuck is moving on to the final 4 or the finals of each bracket, the savory side and the sweet side. So stay tuned to your boys, and, I think it's time for us to talk about all of the shenanigans we saw on the Internet this week. Amen. Amen. Because there was a lot, I think we're gonna focus on the, the Instagram side of the shenanigans because there was a lot on this week's segment of what did I just watch.
Blak:Tell me I did not just see that.
Mac:Okay. First things first. There's a lot of fitness crazes going on or not fitness crazes. Because I don't think this is more fitness. I think this is more kinda internal chakra.
Mac:Get your key right or whatever you wanna call it. It's the the one, I'm assuming this guy is in Russia based on, like, the other videos I saw of his, the language believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen, I don't speak every language in the world. So, I just be making assumptions. If I'm wrong and when I play the video and you you see something and you could correct me on it, let me know. I'll be glad to, you know, change my stance on guessing whatever language this is.
Mac:But I'm looking at this, and it's they caption the video. This is pumping energy activation, kund Kundalini. I'm guessing. I'm a just say, well, you you got something to say before, before the video runs.
Blak:I wanna know where they do it.
Mac:Where y'all do this at? Hey. Hey. Yeah. I mean, chi.
Mac:Oh, it's it's chi. That's what it is. P. Just imagine that your chi is shooting out of the top of your head. Well, the chi is not shooting out of the top of their head.
Mac:You'll find out where the chi is at.
Blak:Yeah. You'll see in the sun.
Mac:Check this shit out.
Blak:Fuck. Yeah.
Mac:Where y'all do that at? At Eat shit. Eat shit. Boom. Boom.
Mac:Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Mac:And then when he does the shake, like, he said, like, yeah. Get it all out of here. Like, watch this shit. Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:Get that shit out of that. Yeah. Look at this shit. So, this guy, Vadim Barozov, apparently, is a I'll just fucking go to this shit so y'all can see this this wild shit he'd be doing. He teaches people how to launch the neural wave, and he goes on tour across the world, going to Bahrain and Thailand, Germany, Hungary, Australia.
Mac:And you could just scroll through. Oh, hypnotic unlock, and let's see what this is.
Blak:Oh, that looks that looks fierce.
Mac:That was beautiful. Tears? Fire. Yes. Nightmare.
Mac:He's already his thoughts are already in her body, so it's already working. She's already, getting these. You understand that it's not ticklish? It's the new neuro sort of lap lapping. Neurological lap Oh, this one boring.
Mac:It ain't giving me it ain't giving me oh, this this the one right here. Look at this shit. Fam. You see it? Yes.
Mac:That that's not, like, mental shock where you're doing. You're actually stimulating the, the area there, my boy.
Blak:Yeah, buddy.
Mac:Y'all y'all y'all doing it big over here. What is this?
Blak:This man is like, Armin Zola. You know what I mean?
Mac:Armin Zola. Oh, this man is just dual wave activation. Apparently, this is a thing. Look at this shit. Why they got that song played?
Mac:Look at this. Keep behind it like, yeah. Just go ahead and let that let it go. They go. They let that go.
Mac:I did that with Let it all out. I did that with my, ladies and gentlemen. So I'm just looking at this, like, pay the actors, or you think this man really got the the juice like that, my boy?
Blak:I mean, it looks like the same lady. Am am I tripping? Except except the other one.
Mac:Let's see if we can find a a separate oh, they got dudes doing this shit. Let me see. Oh, what the these motherfuckers is.
Blak:This is on Instagram.
Mac:CJ said that's his wife, and she's doing it thinking about another dude. Bro, I thought this shit was wild. I'm just like, bro, people just and he touring the world doing this shit. International. Man.
Blak:I ain't mad at him, man. Me neither.
Mac:This is a good business practice. It's working for you. Very much. I like it. You find what works and you do it.
Mac:I like it.
Blak:Yeah. You find your niche and,
Mac:you go with it. You go with it. What else do we have with this shit? What is this one?
Blak:Oh, this one. Let's see. We'll see what That's the back flow.
Back Flip Girl:Out to do 3. What?
Back Flip Girl:1.
Back Flip Girl:You think 1 is cool? I'm about to do 3.
Mac:She will never walk
Back Flip Girl:again, bro.
Mac:She has no toes. 1. Goddamn. 10. Her toes are inverted.
Mac:They inside of your foot. Yep. And they're never coming out.
Blak:You just have to take the l.
Mac:This comment says, did she just break both legs? She did. Legend has it. She's still screaming to this day. Hey.
Mac:That is solid construction of that bed, though.
Blak:Yes. It is. Yes. It is.
Mac:Did not even move. Didn't match. Yeah. You know, like, she heard with the lowercase a's like this. So, you know, she's yelling, but it's a quiet pow.
Mac:Oh my god. What mic did she have
Blak:to pick up
Mac:the bat? Like, listen to the listen to this impact.
Back Flip Girl:1, 2.
Mac:That's that's it as a pair. What y'all do it up there?
Blak:Hey. Hey. Hey.
Mac:Fuck y'all.
Blak:I got going.
Mac:I know what the fuck they do it up here. I need to go to the hospital. Like, one kid is on the bed with a pillow over his face. The other kid's sitting there like, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
Mac:It's really good. Oh, this guy here. Eternal Chinese boxing, whatever. If you go to his page, this man thinks he is creating a new fighting style. And people in the comments just keep trolling him.
Mac:Like, bro, you're not doing this is stupid. This doesn't work. And he keeps combating him like, you're not understanding what the key does. And watch watch this this stance. And let me you you guys let us know if this is something that you would deem as
Blak:Defensive defensively sound. Yes.
Mac:This man just hopping and jumping around.
Blak:This man looks like he's turning over invisible bedsheets.
Mac:He tried to fucking flip the bed. This guy cons oh, he got oh, this one is pinned, so this one must be a a big hitter for him. He's like, this is the first video I want motherfuckers to see and be. Who who is he fighting with this shit? The the Baguasheng snake from still practicing felt like I was getting loose once I warmed up.
Mac:Bagua a
Blak:warm up.
Mac:Is like one continuous flow of explosive movement. There is no pauses, no hesitation, no doubt, no retreat. You're overwhelmed with explosive power. And this person is like, say what you want. The motion and fluidity of the sequence takes lots of hours of perfecting.
Mac:This mother who the master. Who's the master? I really feel bad for all those shadows, all 3 of them. If he poked you with the eye, I would be mad as shit if OG fucked me up using these moves. For real.
Mac:For real. Oh, there there is motherfucker. Well, he got he got I forget. I meant to show it show it because, like, when I saw this, I'm like, let me go see the rest of his videos and shit. Because he'd be rapid too, but I've just I'll just be here for the No.
Blak:He don't.
Mac:Oh, he'd be rapid, but oh, look at this shit. What has to be killing? Fuck. Are you killing that fucking roaches on that shit, bro. Just get that bitch.
Mac:Get it. I got him. I got that shit.
Blak:Not my mama room. Not my mama room.
Mac:All jokes aside, after you did that electrifying spin move, you took 2 steps forward. Could you kindly explain how that works in a real fight? And, look, this dude always comes back. Did he respond to this dude? No.
Mac:He didn't respond. Oh, wait. He might have. No. He didn't respond.
Mac:Normally, he'd be trying to respond like it's real shit. Where is it at? This move is called hobos trying to steal the waiter's food while he duct tapes his his shoes. Walking in the kitchen at 3 AM, if you know, you know. The roaches be out there, bro.
Blak:Hell, yeah.
Mac:But, I thought I was like, oh, you know, that's I mean, like, if that's what he loves to do, keep at it, bro. Be yourself. Don't don't conform. You've probably seen other people do it better, but you do it your own way. Because, you know, if you tried to copy somebody else, it probably won't work out for you.
Mac:People need to learn from that to do their own shit.
Blak:Explosive power in one fluid motion. That sounds a lot like somebody I know. Who's that? They they have a podcast that we talked about earlier.
Mac:Shit. Oh, this one, the the African pastor that brings a man alive. This shit was good. Hey. This man died since Friday.
Mac:Exactly. What is this?
Blak:What is this?
Mac:What is this? This that motherfucker just watched too much WWE. Bro. He was just like, I'm a do The Undertaker shit.
Blak:The Undertaker shit, bro.
Mac:Bygone. What? He's alive? He climbed out of the castor. Fucking Jerry Jerry Lawler.
Mac:What? He's not even dead. He's back on. Turn around. Turn around, triple h.
Mac:Turn around.
Blak:I don't want this one damn bit.
Mac:Don't you do it.
Blak:You son of a bitch.
Mac:Son of a bitch. Just do it, you son of a bitch. Jim. Jim, what did this man do to you?
Blak:Stop the match.
Mac:Stop the match. Oh my god, man. He was dead since Friday.
Blak:What day is it? That's what I wanna know.
Mac:My man Wake Day with his mouth wide open like I need you to look like
Back Flip Girl:that again. Honey.
Mac:He was dead. He's now alive. 1st of all, why this man got the cleanest fade? Bro, we cutting hair when people die. We we taping them up for the wet the the is that that's like a legit question.
Mac:Like, if I
Blak:know people who do. I know people who do. Barbers
Mac:will fade up corpses. Yeah. Fam. Shut up.
Blak:No, I'm I'm deadass.
Mac:I couldn't
Blak:Like, people come through, they'll they'll taper them up, make them look fly and shit. Yeah. That that's a real thing.
Mac:Oh my god. Props to the barbers. Shout out to them.
Blak:Seen, like, I've seen people come through and, like, do do people's hair, braid them. Like, I've seen that shit.
Mac:Dead? Yeah. They stop.
Blak:I'm I'm dead ass serious.
Mac:Stop.
Blak:I am dead ass.
Mac:No. He was dead, but now he alive. He's alive. He was dead, but now he he's now alive. Okay, Rafiki.
Mac:This man was dead since Friday. Rafiki was on that shit.
Blak:Bro, Rafiki was
Mac:Here's here's something I wanna bring up. This this could possibly be a discussion. So, before I play this, TI, granted, 2024 TI still thinks that he is 20 or 2004 TI. Urban legend TI. Yeah.
Mac:Underground was it underground leg what's the other one?
Blak:Yeah. Underground, Urban Legend.
Mac:Urban Legend TI. Yeah. Right? This is what he thinks he is out here. He's trying to get into an establishment that has a bouncer, and because he does not have his ID, the bouncer is not letting him in.
Mac:So TI goes ahead and tries to roast the bouncer for doing his job. So I'm a play the video, and we'll get your take on this. K.
T.I.:I'm right here in Austin, Texas. I'm in Austin, Texas on, what it did? What the 6th Street? East 6th Street. On East 6th Street at a place called, Revelry.
Mac:Oh, Rainey.
T.I.:Rainey?
Mac:Rainey Street.
T.I.:Okay. Rainey Street. Place called Revelry. I just There's a sucker up here at the front. There's a sucker right here at the front.
T.I.:This sucker here talking about I need some ID to get in somewhere. Don't worry about it. This sucker right here this sucker right here talking about I need some ID to get in somewhere. And then it was a shoe like that. They're gonna keep me out of nowhere, man.
T.I.:They can wear them peppermint padded shoes. Hey. That man got a your man got on a guy a Walmart Versace shirt while we don't got Ross, them Ross pants. And then here Well, what's your nipple hard for, man? Why your nipple hard for, man?
T.I.:That boy got got that. That boy got them thick ankle. But look at that boy ankle poking out the side of them The company patting shoes.
Mac:That But
T.I.:what is that? Velvet? What is that? Velvet?
Mac:What a dog.
T.I.:Hell no. Appreciate y'all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
T.I.:Appreciate you too, buddy. We on him right now, though. But look at the shoe. Well, who gave you them gas shoe, bud? Your grandma put them up in in a birthday card was for $5, $6, didn't it?
Mac:I got you. No. I'm sorry.
T.I.:Pardon me. Pardon me, man. Alright, now. Alright. Alright.
T.I.:Back to you. Y'all,
Mac:what are your thoughts on that?
Blak:First of all, the roasted temple's weak. C minus c minus. I The references his references just wasn't hit.
Mac:It wasn't
Blak:hit. Like, obviously, you're dealing with a a younger guy, and he doesn't know who you are, TI. That that says a lot. That says a lot. He doesn't know who you are.
Blak:Obviously, he's younger. He's not gonna get the peppermint patty references. Like, you're you're working around the seventies territory. Bring it back up to nineties. You know, if you're gonna roast somebody.
Blak:Also, the fact that you roasted him, T. I, you didn't get in the club.
Mac:So he won
Blak:by default. Because guess what you did? You turned around and walked the fuck away. You didn't get in the club.
Mac:At all.
Blak:So, you could have said whatever the fuck you wanted to say. But guess what? Guess you bet you ain't getting in this club, mister. Mister, I'm supposed to know who you are, but I don't know who the fuck you are. So unless I see some ID, my boss ain't firing my black ass.
Blak:Get the fuck away from me.
Mac:Get the
Blak:fuck who you are. And if my boss comes back mad, I'll be like, look, listen, I don't know this motherfucker. I did what I was trained to do. I don't know him. I don't know if he's the celebrity.
Blak:I I know now because you tell me.
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:That. So I politely asked him for his ID. He roasted me. I took the jokes. He didn't get in.
Blak:He didn't get in. We played it just like the doorman situation off of, knocked up. Yeah. I was being a doorman.
Mac:This is my job. This is how I I pay bills, TI.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:When I took the job, they said if they don't have any ID, don't let them in. Here's my thing. TI, why the fuck your grown ass don't have any ID on you?
Blak:Why the fuck are you going to the club?
Mac:It's not it don't even look like a club. It look like a bar with a little potty okay. Because it says denied into a restaurant, but whatever. Like, if they're like, hey. You need you need an ID to come in here.
Mac:Go get your ID or find another spot where they recognize you. Exactly. My man out here doing his job. You you got all this money, TI, apparently. I don't I don't know if you still do it.
Mac:I don't fucking know what you're doing with your life right now, TI. And he's just taking
Blak:a joke. He's just like dollar settlement.
Mac:Bro, do all your do all your jokes, my boy. Like, you still not getting in this fucking bar. Are you finishers redone? Because and then the funny thing is there was somebody behind him. He, like, oh, excuse me.
Mac:Look. She she showed a ID. She go in the club that you can't get into.
Blak:Exactly. Nigga, you know what? That was a that was a that was a mean ass clap back, low key.
Mac:Yeah. Nonverbal shit. And if I was her, I would have been, hey. I'm in a spot that TI can't get in. This TI behind me, he ain't getting in the club, but I'm in the club.
Blak:Exclusive shit. Come up here, girl. Bring your ID.
Mac:Exclusive shit. Yeah. It wasn't a good look for TI, man. It wasn't a good look at all, man. Man doing his job, not not hurting nobody.
Mac:You just as hurt because you're not as famous as you thought you were. He said peppermint patty. She was like, if he's talking about the Peanuts character, she wore flip flops. Peppermint patty wasn't out here in the fucking high steppers like this. She she definitely out here just saying random shit, thinking it's funny because he TI.
Mac:Yes. Celebrities, y'all gotta learn how to roast better. Busta Rhymes last week. Busta Rhymes last week, you ain't had it. TI, you ain't got it this week, bro.
Mac:It ain't working for me.
Blak:Look. My man's showing them the food too. Like Here.
Mac:Look. Bye. Bye. Bye. You know what I'm a do when you leave?
Mac:I'm a walk in this club and get another drink. Yep. And you can't, thirsty ass. You seem parched, young tip Harris. Would you like a beverage?
Mac:I need to see some ID first.
Blak:I probably wanna see some ID so I know that you're TI.
Mac:Last time I saw TI, he had a fucking clean ass fade and wore a beanie that was barely hanging on the side of
Blak:the skull. My guy.
Mac:Yeah. You're out here looking like a b 2 k member. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Oh my god. Bum bum
Mac:bum. I love you.
Blak:Like bow wow.
Mac:I loved you and you got served. Yeah. Oh my god. Raspi. I loved you and you got served.
Mac:Man, t I can't go. Man, I I don't roast t i's dumbass.
Blak:Is that Marcus Houston? Okay. Oops.
Mac:Is that Romeo from, is that Romeo for IMX? Oh, man. The last thing I wanna play is where's this? Oh, here it go. Ladies and gentlemen, look at this slide.
Mac:The, the comment or the caption says parents complain that the slide is not safe. So a police officer comes out. He's like, let me test this slide out to see to see if it's cool or not. Look at this shit. Shit goes awry.
Back Flip Girl:Oh, fuck. Why was it so
Mac:My bad came out. Oh, fuck. Can this pause? Oh, I can't. Bro, look at the the.
Mac:Oh, look at my man was almost thrown off the slab. Bro. Did y'all grease this fucking slide with Crisco? Like, every morning y'all come with a new jar of Crisco. Safe.
Mac:Had the brakes beat off of from a slide, bro. He you know, he was in that tube. Because he came out this egg about the he at this point, he was like, Jesus Christ, please, for the love
Blak:of God. There's no
Mac:way. Let me see. Jesus Christ. Look at this shit, bro. He just what the fuck?
Mac:My man's magazine came off and shit, motherfucker. Yeah. It did. My pepper spray. He got no skin.
Mac:His dermis is gone on his left arm, bro. Bro, just get in a squad car and fucking
Blak:Let it go, bro.
Mac:Put that do not cross police tape on this shit because if your big ass coming out that you know, them little kids coming out fucking light speed, bro.
Blak:Kids got concussions, bro. Them kids got CTE from that side.
Mac:Bam. Bam. She's gonna what the fuck? What did the lady say? What
Back Flip Girl:the fuck? Why was it so
Mac:Why was it so fast? Bitch, you tell me.
Blak:Call the city, man. Turn this shit down.
Mac:Oh, fuck. All y'all arrested. What you video it for? You knew this shit was for that. Y'all set me up.
Mac:You just happen to be down here with a goddamn camera? The fuck? He was legit mad, bro. Like
Blak:Yeah. He was. Look how he got up.
Mac:Oh, man. He out there looking for the first jaywalker. He gonna fuck them up. He's I gotta get my get back. The fucking sign says no, Lawlery.
Mac:Get the fuck on the ground. Motherfucker, I'm just trying to put the straw on my drink. Likely story. Fuck that. Tell it to the judge.
Blak:Behind you back. Get off the vehicle, man.
Mac:Tell it to the fucking judge. Like, Jesus, man. What is wrong with what slide did
Blak:you ass beat this morning. That's what happened.
Mac:Woke up on the wrong side of the wrong slide of the bed. What did you say? The wrong side of the bed. No. You said slide.
Blak:You said slide. Hey, man. I listen.
Mac:I I
Blak:was in a hurry.
Mac:Can you
Blak:let me slide?
Mac:Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hey, officer. Just let me slide on by you real quick.
Mac:The fuck did you say to me? The fuck you say to me? Sir, what
Blak:the up
Mac:right now. Sir, what fucking hands. You're under arrest. So it's makes belligerent. Jesus.
Mac:Woah. Sir, I can't let this slide. What did you say to me?
Blak:Getting back to the police station. Why didn't you let him slide?
Mac:He arrested people to stop. Are you are you cahoots with him? Cahoots? Sir, what the what year is this? You messed my egg, girl.
Mac:Let me slide in your d s. What did you just say to her? What the slide? He had a baseball game. Slide.
Mac:The fuck did you just say to him? Every time somebody say slide, he just go on trigger. He's just trigger. Judge dreaded shit. What is going on with this guy?
Mac:I think this is the origin story for, the t 1000 from Terminator 2.
Blak:Hell, yeah.
Mac:He just turned into a motherfucker. He's trying to kill everybody.
Blak:Shit.
Mac:But, there's a couple of things in here that lead into, well, there's one from in here that lead into a a double dose of who's man's for this week. And, I guess you can say this is a continuance of the villain arc that some would say this is. It's not a smoke pit villain arc. For our Patreon members, you saw the the first half. That was just therapy.
Mac:This one is gonna be for public consumption, and, we got some things to say about, the the CMAs. And, Oh, yes. Those motherfuckers over there. So, sit back, relax, and get ready for oh, did I
Blak:We're ending.
Mac:Oh, yes. We are. Like a motherfucker out here. This week's session, a double dose of whose man's is this? Hey, Omen's is this?
Mac:1st up, the Lames at the CMA's, the country music awards, if you will. Award show that I I don't really watch a lot of award shows, but I will say I've probably seen a little bit of every award show except Mhmm. The CMAs. Mhmm. No real big reason.
Mac:I just don't dig country music. But, if you've been under a rock, you may not have heard of a artist named Shaboozy, African American male. Yep. Who is killing the country music game right now.
T.I.:Mhmm.
Mac:Currently has the number one song, not just on the country billboard, but of billboard hot 100. All of the songs. All of the genres. My man is number 1 with his song, Tipsy, a bar song or a bar song. Parentheses, Tipsy.
Mac:Number 1 for 18 weeks straight. Tying little Nas x and Billy Ray Cyrus with Old Town Road. Another week at number 1, he'll have the record. Most people would be like, hey, man. Congratulations.
Mac:This is amazing. Good for you. The CMAs were not about that life. Mhmm. So I bring this up, and it just this is Shaboozy's response.
Mac:But what his response is to let me add this to the stage. What his response is to is the host and a lot of the presenters during the show were saying a lot of slick shit. I think this has a clip of one of them, and, we'll go ahead and play it so you can, see what the fuck's going on out here. For the trim, women, and Jack Clark.
CMA Lame:You know what Cody said? Because it takes it takes it takes, an army of people to make a great record. But I gotta tell you, this is for this capitol who's been kicking shibuzzi for a lot of years, y'all. Cody Johnson.
Mac:I'm gonna stop Kicking shaboozy for a lot of years. Shaboozy. Which, of course, is the artist's name that we were referring to. So in full context, let me bring up the article that, I was reading that kinda gave it tried to give it some context. I'm not saying tried to, but it provides some context because apparently oops.
Mac:I did not copy like I thought I copied. Here we go. Shaboozy. He's been kicking. Kicking Shaboozy for all these years.
Blak:For a long time.
Mac:So this article, Shaboozy responds after his name becomes a running gag at the CMA Awards. Awards. So Shaboozy, the Virginia native who became a breakout star this year, blending country music and hip hop was nominated for 2 trophies at the 58th Annual Country Music Association Awards. One for new artists, which she lost to Megan Maroney, and one for single of the year, which she lost to Chris Stapleton. The single of the year winner was a surprising choice given that Stapleton's single, White Horse, was a stick was a typical Stapleton hit and released more than a year ago.
Mac:While Shaboozy's single, a bar song, Tipsy, took over Billboard hot 100 charts this year. According to Billboard, it has been in the number one spot for 18 weeks and this is extremely close to breaking the record of 19 weeks held by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus. He also made history as the 1st black man to top the hot country song chart and the top 100. Shaboozy's fans were unhappy that the song was overlooked, but there was another reason the singer was in the headlines today. During the 3 hour telecast, his name became a running joke and one that many viewers did not find funny.
Mac:The most notable mention was by producer Trent Willman, who randomly namedrop the singer during his album of the year acceptance speech for producing Cody Johnson's leather. I gotta tell you, Willman said, holding up the trophy. This is for this cowboy who has been kicking Shaboozy for a lot of years, y'all Cody Johnson. On Wednesday night into Thursday, viewers expressed disappointment on social media, noting that even if Willman was trying to make a joke about kicking booty, it was in poor taste. The bit continued in the monologue by cohost Luke Bryant and Peyton Manning and Laney Wilson when Manning used his name as a bit to express shock that Wilson was only born in 1992.
Mac:What? Wow. Holy shaboozy will be performing, like, you know, that that was his thing. Right? Lame.
Mac:Corny.
Blak:Corny.
Mac:Yep. And then Luke Bryant followed up with, like, yeah. And in Nashville, that's what we call a shadoosie. And then the cohost was like, that's not what we call it. And it yeah.
Mac:That doesn't sound right at all. So they were just using his name all over the place. So I ask you this. I present you. How do you feel about this?
Mac:Are you willing to look at this and be like, they were just trying to use it as a punk because Shabooty, Shaboozy, you know, they know he's the new hotness, and they were trying to, make some jokes, lighten the moods. Thoughts, my boy?
Blak:I I wanna I wanna I wanna pose a question.
Mac:Okay.
Blak:I wanna I wanna put this in a different scenario. Taylor Swift makes a hip.
Mac:Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I like that.
Blak:Taylor Swift makes a hip hop album. Yeah. Surprisingly, everyone's surprised. Right? It it makes a lot of noise.
Blak:It it does a lot of it does a lot of numbers. It's on the hot hot 100
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:For a long time.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:The the awards come around, right?
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:And we get a shit to TI. Who who who dropped the song earlier earlier
Mac:Last year.
Blak:Prior. Right? We gonna give him that award. Mhmm. Right?
Blak:Even though you we know, we clearly see Taylor's been killing it. Mhmm. Would we not accept will we expect an uprising?
Mac:Oh, people being upset? Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah.
Blak:Right? That'd be a valid response, right? Mhmm. Because Taylor Swift went out on a ledge. She went to another genre and she did great.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:But we won't we won't recognize that. The community won't recognize that. The people that have the awards and give out the awards won't recognize Taylor Swift as what she was, which is an artist that made a lot of money. Right? So, there's a validity when people are upset that this guy, Shaboozy, did so well, numbers as high as they were, become as popular, put more eyes onto country music because in the event of tay Taylor Swift, a lot more eyes will come to hip hop if Taylor Swift were to do a hip hop album.
Blak:Right? That's just a gift.
Mac:Not not to interrupt, but you see what it did for NFL when she started showing up to Chiefs games.
Blak:Exactly. So if we were not to recognize her greatness and what she did, there would be an uprising. There's a validity to Shaboozy not being a hot new artist, have an album of the year or a single of the year. Mhmm. Because the charts have reflected that.
Blak:He he is he is put in the work. He should be rewarded as such. The fact that he isn't is very, very disappointing. So, yes, he has a right to be upset, but Shaboozy himself didn't come out. He his response was classy.
Mac:Yeah. It's,
Blak:he loves what he does.
Mac:Hold on. It's right here. So he responded on Twitter saying, ain't nobody kicking me, and then he followed up with, couldn't have ever in my wildest dreams imagined being here. I'm grateful for all of it. Win or lose, I'm blessed by something or someone that has a power beyond my understanding.
Mac:I'm here today, hopefully, living in my purpose. And if my music makes me even the tiniest positive impact in someone's life, I can die with a smile. Country music changed my life, and I'm forever grateful to it and for it. Absolutely. And he's he's nominated for 6 Grammy Awards.
Blak:Yeah. Couldn't have been
Mac:me because
Blak:I I I would have burnt the bridge, bro. I would have burnt fuck each and every last one of y'all.
Mac:He said it couldn't have been me, dog.
Blak:Couldn't have been me. You knew my shit was hitting. The charts are telling you my shit is hitting. Mhmm. You gonna give this shit to Chris man, fuck y'all.
Blak:My shit hitting yesterday, today, and it's gonna hit tomorrow.
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:Still, while we at this award show, my shit is number 1.
Mac:Come Monday, I'm breaking the record.
Blak:Come on. I'm a break a record. And I don't I don't deserve this award. I'm not a hot new artist. I don't have the best single of the year.
Blak:When the last time one of you motherfuckers had a single that go
Mac:on the chart for this long. Right? I'm finna go on 5 months at top of this bitch. Who?
Blak:Which one of these other nominees did that shit?
Mac:Bro, I would've immediately like, when that motherfucker won, I'd have been like, his shit came out in 2023.
Blak:I'd have pulled a Kanye. I I'd have never been back at them CMAs ever again.
Mac:The awards for this year? Because it's get this motherfucker out of here. Get this motherfucker out of here, please. Security, get this motherfucker out of here. I turned the fuck up in this bitch.
Mac:So here's my thing, and and Chris, said it in here.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:Why do you think Taylor Swift left country? And and I I don't why do you think Taylor Swift transferred over, made the change, the transition over to pop and left country music?
Blak:Because they ain't fuck with her.
Mac:No, they would.
Blak:Well, not really that. Not really that. When she did that, Chris is right. When she did that, a lot of people turned on her.
Mac:They did. But fam, there's a bag over here for me. There's a reason why pop music is more popular than country music. There's a reason why hip hop is more popular than country. There's a reason why rock is more popular than country.
Mac:You know what I'm saying? Yep. Country music isn't the the most widespread popular genre of music. It's a niche Yeah. If you will.
Mac:Yeah. Then you have artists like Shaboozy expanding the audience for your genre of music.
Blak:Right. Right.
Mac:And what do you do? Shut him the fuck out. So now that turns off a whole new audience that is tuning in like this is the new hotness. It's it's like the Caitlin Clark thing. Nobody's watching the WNBA.
Mac:Here comes Caitlin Clark shooting like Steph Curry from the logo, draining threes, coming to the WNBA. Now they're moving games from the smaller stadiums they're in, the arenas, to the NBA arenas to make more room to sell more tickets. Yep. Now the WA teams get chartered flights instead of flying general emission. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Yep. Caitlin Clark did that. She expanded. She brought more eyes to the to the product. That's what Shaboozy is doing.
Mac:He performed at the BET Awards. Y'all had country music playing at the BET Awards. A country song is running Billboard right now. And how do you reward that shit by not even giving him an award? Now I'm not in the weeds and seeds.
Mac:Maybe the 2 artists that won over him, like, the best new artist, I haven't heard her song. Maybe it's amazing. Right? But when they're just like this man, he want like, I don't know what their cutoffs are. Maybe that's a thing.
Mac:You know what I'm saying? Maybe the cutoff. Is, like, quarter quarter 4 to of the previous year to, like, quarter 3 of this you know what I'm saying? Like, some random ass shit. Like, I don't fucking know.
Blak:Well, my man's been in 2 consecutive quarters already. Just One of them got me.
Mac:With the number one with the number one song?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Yeah. Yeah. That's big that's big facts, bro. That's big facts. Like, even if his shit like, even if the quarter thing included old buddy song, like, how do you not stats are stats, bro.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Numbers don't lie. Like, are y'all really y'all really letting this alright. Cool. Because I think that's why Macklemore won his shit. Because his his audience was so broad when it came out.
Mac:He beat out Kendrick Lamar for best rap album. Because his audience was so big, his numbers did big because he had those 22 hits, thrift store and, was it this is our moment like the seal is it silly can't hold us or what it can't hold us or whatever. Yeah.
Blak:Can't hold.
Mac:Yeah. Motherfucker just ran away with the fucking shit because of the the numbers that the streaming did. And I'm just like, well, that's fucking wild. Okay. So then when it translate over here, we we don't go by numbers anymore?
Mac:I don't know.
Blak:Obviously not.
Mac:I don't know. I I feel a way about that shit, man. Because they was scared. They was scared when, not hardcore fans of all genre has their limits. Country just tends to get the most publicity.
Blak:How do you mean?
Mac:Like, I'm looking at that comment.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to break that one down too.
Mac:Yeah. If you could explain that, CJ, I or yes, CJ. I I'd appreciate that. But I'm just, like, record of the year. Okay.
Mac:I see that. But, like, best new artists? Like like, that's that'd be like like sports rookie of the year. Like, bro, this dude led the league in scoring all year, took his team. They were number 1 in the e the the Western Conference for 4 months straight on his back.
Mac:That's pretty much Shaboozy is doing.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:They're just like, yeah. You didn't get it. And the and the the class that he had to respond the way he did, yeah. You're right. So he says, here's my take.
Mac:Historically speaking, when it comes to groups being pointed out as being exclusive to the the south gets hammered pretty regularly and for good reason. I mean and and here's the here's the bad part. Yeah. I hear what you're saying, Chris. Like, maybe there's a legit reason.
Mac:But, I mean, this is gonna yeah. Like, coming from this angle, I kinda get it. Like, do you just give it to him because he's black?
Blak:I don't I don't think you do. I think you give it to him because he's brought ice to your product. Like, you no matter what color he is. Right? Mhmm.
Blak:This this translates into good music is good music.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:It doesn't fucking matter what color you are. Like, I I've heard some good country songs.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:I like Carrie Underwood. You know what I mean? Like, I like some of her songs. I think the storytelling in a lot of country music is really good.
Mac:Exactly. Everybody knows that shit.
Blak:Yeah. I know. That's what I'm saying. Like
Mac:A d breaking heart. Like, there's some shit that is ingrained in pop culture that was country music. Yeah.
Blak:He's in that territory. Like, it it shouldn't matter. Right? He he brought a universal appeal to that genre. He did.
Blak:Whether whether whether it's gonna be acknowledged or not, that's what he did. He he brought eyes to country music, and the numbers speak for themselves. Right? So I I don't think you give it to him because he's black. I think you give it to him because he did some pretty cool shit at the end of the day.
Blak:The fact that he's black is like so far down the list on it. But being being that he is black, I I do see I do see where that comes into play. You know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna act like I'm impervious to knowing like he's he's black. But it's just like, damn, bro.
Blak:You you did all this work. You did great. You did a great fucking job.
Mac:You should get the reward for it.
Blak:So Yeah. That and that's that's just my stance on it.
Mac:What's the product? Is the product the best that's been in country this year? Give them the shit. Exactly. That that lets people know I gotta step my shit up.
Mac:Or, like, even from a marketing standpoint, one, the numbers would back it up. Like, even if you're just like, we wanna give it to them to broaden our audience, to bring more people in, nobody can point to you and say that this was a done because he was black because the song is actually good.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:It's not like he put out a bad song. You know, like, if if they would've gave it to Beyonce, I can probably see them coming with that angle. Like, y'all just did that because it's Beyonce, and y'all just wanted the Beyhive to come and start listening to the country shit. But, where does one pay do? I got.
Mac:So for him not to get it to me is an insult and just points out historical trends that country has been yeah.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Yeah. It wasn't a good look. But the Grammys are coming out, and I'm pretty sure this man is gonna scoop up probably 3 or 4 in the country item. Best new artist, best record. I don't know.
Mac:I listened to his album. The album's cool. He got one with a big x to plug. That shit go hard. This drink don't need anything.
Mac:That shit that shit ride. But, so I was telling you, I was looking at it on Spotify. A bar song Tipsy is at 921,921,457.
Blak:Approaching a 1000000000?
Mac:And I'm a let that shit ride, bro. I'm a let that shit ride. I don't know if there's a country song that has a 1000000000 fucking, streams on Spotify. It just probably is, like, one of the older songs, like, the popular ones. Probably Carrie Underwood probably has one.
Mac:Let me see. If she does, I'm like, Shaboozy about to join the club.
Blak:Hell, yeah. I'm a
Mac:do everything I can to fucking Get him that billy. Would you see no. Her highest streaming song is before he cheats, and that's at 661,000,000 streams.
Blak:Oh, so he's smoking them.
Mac:Let me look. Let me go on Blake Shelton. What how many what's you at? What's you at here? Artist Blake Shelton Bro, your highest is God's country and that's 392,000,000 who's a popular country Billy Ray Cyrus?
Mac:Maybe people are like bumping achy breaky heart, maybe achy breaky heart 166,000 or 166,000,000 streams.
Blak:You're right.
Mac:Wow. Bro, who's who's touching this man in streams right now? Garth Brooks. Alright.
Blak:Yeah. Search Garth.
Mac:Ice stream, 70,000,922,000.
Blak:So this man is sitting on a 1,000,000,000 stream. Alright. Tim McGraw.
Mac:Okay. Well, that's a good one. And then his wife, who's his wife? Because they they big they Tim McGraw's wife. His humble and kind is at 260,000,000.
Mac:Yeah. Who's Tim McGraw's wife? Faith Hill. Look at this. What we doing, Ray?
Mac:You can't say that Smoke Pit be doing research out here.
Blak:Hell, yeah.
Mac:Her popular songs, the most popular one is This Kiss.
Blak:This Kiss. Why'd you 192,000,000.
Mac:Come on, fam.
Blak:Shania Twain. Goddamn. We just going down the line.
Mac:You already looked it up?
Blak:Shania Twain. Oh, you're still the I know, man. I feel like a woman.
Mac:Man, I feel like a woman.
Blak:6 631,000,000. So she's closer.
Mac:Hold on. Chris Stapleton since he's the new hire. Right? Since he's the one that won that award. Right?
Mac:Let's see what you got. Tennessee Whiskey's at 1,000,000,000 76,000,000. Chris Stapleton. He's on there? I didn't
Blak:know that.
Mac:Tennessee Whiskey.
Blak:I might give you a pass, Chris. I might. Well, I'm fucking.
Mac:Alright. Alright. You got the yeah. I would. Yeah.
Mac:Even even Luke Combs, fast car 655. Yeah. So he's approaching rare air to one of their, I guess, one of their goats. You know? And and you're just like, we we can't we we can't let you win.
Mac:Lady a that used to go by a lady, Antebella, but they're just like, yeah, we probably should be called that.
Blak:Then country music, like, shun them.
Mac:Because they changed your name. Yeah. A little bit. 284. Yeah, bro.
Mac:Shaboozy about the shaboozy about to get there
Blak:He will
Mac:if I have anything to say about it like when I go to sleep, I'm gonna put my Spotify on plane this year I'm gonna turn the volume down and let that motherfucker ride I'm a wake up in the morning to him saying, everybody at the bar gets tipsy blanket. Saying saying that shit,
Blak:Hell, yeah. Fucking right.
Mac:Alright. So country music, association awards do better. One last, whose man's? This one was wild. Did you hear about old buddy who, threw his baby up against the ball because he was losing that 2 k?
Blak:The fuck? What?
Mac:Exactly. Right? What? Jalen White. I have the link here.
Mac:Let me do my magic and bring it up. And, I too was shocked, reading about this. My man is playing NBA 2k online.
Blak:The fuck?
Mac:What are we doing here, guys? Why?
Blak:Can I Oh, you look like you trash a 2 k?
News Channel:WLBT is on your side.
Mac:Can I not make it full screen? Why you be like that? Man, man? What what did the judge give him where he was all tripping and shit?
Blak:$60,000.
Mac:Oh, yeah. Why you do me like that? Goddamn. Let me see if I could just refresh it and just play it from here. Close this ad out.
Mac:Alright. Let me know if you got, audio if it decides to play. Now that I got rid of all the ads and shit.
Blak:I know.
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Reporter:Tonight, disturbing new details about child abuse, prosecutors say, unfolded inside this Milwaukee apartment. Police say 20 year old Jalen White was playing NBA 2 k, and he was, quote, down 2 points in the Q4 of the game and became frustrated when he threw his 8 month old son against the wall.
Judge:Jalen White, 24 c f I 334.
Reporter:In court Saturday, prosecutors charged White with physical abuse of a child and neglecting a child causing great bodily harm.
Judge:The defendant has confessed to this incident. The defendant is also the only person with the ability and the opportunity to inflict this harm on the victim.
Reporter:The criminal complaint states White told detectives, quote, I heard the wall. It was hard on his head. It was hard. It was a loud hard wall, end quote. Later saying, quote, I heard the impact of the wall after I tossed him.
Reporter:Prosecutors say the baby has a traumatic brain injury and is not expected to survive.
Mac:Fan.
Reporter:If the child does die, prosecutors will upgrade the charges to homicide.
Judge:This is likely going to become a homicide. This is a level of a severe level of violence, for an innocent infant child, which had multiple injuries.
Reporter:Those other injuries discovered by hospital staff, they include a clavicle fracture and 6 rib fractures, all in different stages of healing.
Judge:This appears not to be the first abusive conduct with this child based on the fact that there are multiple stages of healing of broken ribs.
Reporter:White shaking his head as the court commissioner speaks. She ordered he be held on a $100,000 cash bail.
Judge:What I have to
Mac:do No.
Blak:Make that shit a mealie.
Mac:I'm Demario Davis, a fellow Fam. That is You losing by 2 in the Q4? So you throw your child?
Blak:That is crazy. You know what I picked up from that?
Mac:He didn't see the child hit the wall. He was like, I heard it. He was like,
Blak:I just picked the child up and threw
Mac:him. Slung the child
Blak:And then give a fuck. That's the wild part. You didn't give a fuck. Bro, I mean this with all sincerity. I hope you go through every season of eyes in that jail cell.
Blak:I I hope every every horrible thing in there happens to you. That's crazy. How do how do fuck?
Mac:I've been frustrated in video games before. Never in my mind.
Blak:Never that bad.
Mac:Never in my fucking mind. Did you have did you bet some out of this world shit on, like You have, like Your your children put on the couch next to you, bro.
Blak:And I I think about this shit because when I when I my kids were were babies, bro, like, ice plate with the babies in my arms
Mac:and shit. Yeah. Yeah. You hold the bottle here. Yeah.
Mac:The baby Hell, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every dad does that shit.
Blak:And what the fuck were
Mac:you doing? K. It it I'm I'm with you man, like I Hope you don't make it out of jail.
Blak:I hope he doesn't.
Mac:I hope you don't make it out of jail. Like I I know who's got bail money. I got some business to attend to. Goddamn it.
Blak:Yeah. That's that's that's terrible. Terrible. And that for that kid
Mac:that How the fuck how to like, I don't I don't even know, like, the mother was around. Like, I don't I don't even know. I'm surprised she didn't already kill him. Right. 2, not one tear was shed from this man when they're telling him the condition that his child is in.
Blak:No emotion.
Mac:I don't know if there's a longer video where he's saying his piece and there's some remorse and bro, I don't I don't think there's anything this man can formulate in his brain to come out of his fucking mouth to to lessen to to try to even defend what the fuck he just did.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Yeah. That's Just do we gotta do better, man. But black black people, we gotta do better. That's not a good look for us, man. Stereotypes already out here about us and stuff and fucking play it 2 k.
Mac:We just had home playing games and not doing shit. And you you supposed to be entrusted to watch and be the protector, provider for your child, 8 months old. And because you lose it at a goddamn game.
Blak:The baby, not the controller. The baby. That's what's killing me.
Mac:Of all the things, like, the controller is the first thing.
Blak:The first fucking thing. The baby, like, how does that even enter your mind?
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:Just like and you had to have thrown the baby with with with a with that much force that the baby ain't expected to survive.
Mac:I heard the wall.
Blak:Hey, bro. You had to had.
Mac:It was a hard wall. I heard it. It it, like like, the minute there wasn't a oh, shit moment. Like, you're like, oh, oh, this is my baby. Let me calm down.
Mac:Right. Jaylen White. I hope you go through every gate of hell.
Blak:Fam, that's terrible.
Mac:That you that that you could possibly go I hope, like it says in the comments, I hope word spreads around his cell block. I hope this man doesn't make it to to whatever the final sentence is in. Like, I'm pretty sure he's gonna be in some kind of protective away from gen pop while this is happening because I'm pretty sure most people heard about this shit. Like, the news comes on in jail. They watch the news.
Blak:They gotta go to the home.
Mac:They gonna know what the fuck you did, Jalen. And when they get a chance, like, you could think you safe. You don't think these jail guards know what the fuck you did? You don't think these CEOs that'd be watching supposed to watch you while you go do what you gotta do? Don't know what you did?
Blak:Keep breathing.
Mac:You don't think the motherfucker that's in charge of watching these cameras and turning them on and off when you get in certain areas don't know what you did? I'm not saying it's corrupt in there.
Blak:I'm just saying. The fact that you're breathing and that baby ain't may piss some people off. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Mac:Bro, it it
Blak:That's how trash you are at
Mac:2 k. Wow. That's big. Like and and then the person on the other end probably don't even know. He probably shot a 3.
Mac:It's probably some 8 year old kid. Like, yeah. I made it. And you over there slinging your kid up against the wall because you losing at a game. Terrible.
Mac:Yeah. If the sub passes, they said they're stepping it up to homicide.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:And even if the baby lives, like, what kind of life is is is his son gonna be living? Do I have complications and everything? At that young, you damage to your brain, skull, clavicle ribs, like that would even be surprised. He just, like, I bet his ass probably finished the game too. He probably did.
Mac:And then when he checked the baby. Oh my god. Jalen White. Fuck you.
Blak:Very much.
Mac:And I hope that's what they do to you when you get there and then kill you.
Blak:I hope you run-in a fleece, John.
Mac:YouTube YouTube gonna be like, bro, we can't have your video. Yeah. I don't I don't even care at this point. This had to be said. This had to be I hope you fleece Johnson.
Mac:100%. Anyway. Terrible. I'm sorry that was a Terrible. A downer.
Mac:I'm sorry that was a downer, but, I just wanted to put that out there just so when motherfuckers hear the name Jaylen White, they know that he must, he must leave this earth as soon as possible.
Blak:Yes. Your soul is required in hell.
Mac:If for whatever reason, you you God fucking blinks and he gets out. The guy's just like, yo, where did he go? I was about to kill this guy. He's out on these streets. He's on the same level as, Casey Anthony.
Mac:If you see him, it's on-site. So Yep. Let that be that. With that being said, let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming and wrap this show up. Let's say ye.
Blak:Let us.
News Channel:And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Mac:Episode 156. Someone called it the villain arc episode. I just call it a life.
Blak:Nah. It shouldn't needed to be said.
Mac:But that part is only, for you guys, Patreon members. So, again, just little little peek behind the scenes and a little bit, hey. This is a you may see us every week, and we're having fun and laughing, but there's work that goes behind the scenes on this shit. And, Yep. You know, it's it's it's not easy.
Mac:And the hardest part is just trying to be the bigger person all the time, but sometimes you just gotta stoop down to the level, let them know. Like, if action is needed, words need to be said, shots need to be fired, DFPN stays ready. So
Blak:Absolutely.
Mac:Outside of that, what do you got? News updates from the, the network. What you got, man?
Blak:So we actually had a surprise show earlier in the day, and that's because Kendrick Lamar dropped the album. Oh. So, we did a, filling out a notch over on our Twitch page. We didn't do it for monetization, and Twitch let us know that you weren't getting monetized for it. They muted a lot of it, but, Sounds about right.
Blak:We'll drop it. We'll drop it on the Patreon, to see if you guys fill the album or not. I put some commentary to it. So, that's coming out. I will be on the pop break this coming Monday.
Mac:Nice.
Blak:With Bill and Amanda. Go over and check those guys out. No gimmicks. I did a show yesterday with. MPX wrestling, one of the voices at MPX wrestling that show is coming soon.
Blak:USDN just dropped another short go check that out the website. I gotta give you guys man seriously, the website has been picking up a lot of steam. So if you're going to the website, thank you very much. We had a a ton of visitors this month. So, thank you guys for coming over and and tapping into the network on on the website.
Blak:So very much appreciate it. And thank you, CJ, Chris, for joining in on the show earlier today.
Mac:A 100%, man. I do want to, where are we at? Making it I was wanting to do this, yesterday on, eat the cake anime. Oh, what you got? But I forgot.
Mac:But I will share this with y'all here. So there's a new podcast streaming service that's out there called Goodpods. Right? And, you know, we we put our podcast and stuff over there trying to get it on the ground floor. Eat the Cake Anime is number 2 in the top 100 anime monthly chart.
Mac:Right? Number 2. Also, number 5 in the top 100 anime monthly chart. Number 12 in the top 100 animation all time chart. Number 13 in the top 100 anime all time chart or 13.
Mac:Number 23 in the top 100 animation and manga monthly chart. Awesome. That's all of us over there in good pods. No gimmicks. Number 1 in the top 100 pro wrestling monthly chart.
Mac:Number 1 in the top 100 pro wrestling weekly chart. Number 2 in the top 100 pro wrestling all time chart. Number 10 in the top 100 wrestling weekly charts.
Blak:Oh my god.
Mac:Number 12 in the top 100 wrestling monthly charts. Queens of Nerdom, number 4 in the top 100 comics monthly charts.
Blak:Number 4 in
Mac:top 100 comic weekly charts, 15 top 100 TV monthly, 15 top 100 TV weekly, 24 in the top 100 video games weekly, Smoke pit, number 3 I don't even know how we got in military. Number 3 in the top 100, military. Number 4 in the top 100, monthly military. Number 6, top 100, pop culture. Number 11, top 100, pop culture.
Mac:Number 14, top 100, entertainment weekly. USDN, number 1 in the top 100, Star Wars.
Blak:Look at you.
Mac:Number 1 in the top 100, Star Wars weekly. Number 4 in the top 100, anime monthly. Number 4 in the top 100, DC monthly. Number 4 in the top 100, anime weekly.
Blak:Look at that. Look at that. I need that blue sign that says you should be here.
Mac:Thought I wouldn't thrive without you, but I'm thriving.
Blak:Oh, I'm just saying.
Mac:I'll I'm just saying, like, hey. I know this is a new streaming service, but, I mean, if you already got a top 100, you can't have a top 100 unless you have 100 shows pertaining to this. And, shit.
Blak:Look at that, ladies and gentlemen. And that that's that's the work, man. That's the that's the work. I I said I'll say this because I I peeled the curtain back a little bit too.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:Me me and Mac had a conversation, and I was like, man, I really love where we are.
Mac:I I really love
Blak:where we are. Everybody has been has been grinding. The the results are coming in. We have a good thing going. And normally around this time, like, we we start to slow down a little bit, but we're at a pace where we can we can keep going.
Blak:And that's the work that you're seeing, man. That a lot of that a lot of that those results are are from the work that these guys are putting in. So it's it's speaking for itself. So to to counterpoint earlier, y'all see it. You see it.
Mac:I know you see it. I know you see it. I know you see it.
Blak:It is. Bam.
Mac:Bam. Bow. Oh, man. I love it, bro. I love it.
Mac:And it and it and it's only gonna get better. Yep. It's only gonna get better from here. So
Blak:You haven't seen shit yet. Wait till
Mac:next year. I like that.
Blak:Wait. Oh, just wait. These are setups. You know what I mean? Like, these are set
Mac:these are. You have no idea what is on the way. None. Zero ideas. Anyway, I thought I'd you know, we hit a little low point for who's man.
Mac:We back up. Energy is back. We're ready to go. So yeah. Let's go ahead and wrap this up.
Mac:Y'all know what it is. Episode 156. Thank you so much for our our patrons who joined us. And if you're watching us on Monday when this drops, thank you for taking the time out and listening or watching us over on YouTube if they let us put this shit up. But, if not, I'll do some quick editing, and we'll see what's going on.
Mac:But, as always, I'm the homie Mac AKA your boy.
Blak:And I am bred like a king, made as Kelvin Kaylee. Thank you guys for tuning in so much. Until next time. Have love. Make sex.
Blak:Peace.
Mac:Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Blak:It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week. Come relaxing.
Blak:Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. While we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions, I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Mackin Mack.
Blak:Welcome to the Smoke Pit.