Mac: 00:13

Y'all know what it is. Dynamic Duo is back. Episode 1 55, and we're back here on Patreon. We're getting back to, our normal schedule, how we doing things, but the energy will remain the same.

Blak: 00:26

Absolutely.

Mac: 00:27

Alright. I was just trying looking for some validation. Other people just don't think Absolutely. But, yeah. I'm a go ahead and get this intro plan so we can get started with the shenanigans.

Mac: 00:39

Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax. Episode 155 of the smoke pit starts right

Blak: 00:57

Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week.

Blak: 01:06

Come relaxing, get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.

Blak: 01:20

It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.

Mac: 01:27

Yep. Y'all know what it is. Friday night mood is right. Dynamic duel of black and Mac here on your screens again. Bringing in the weekend for our patrons, and hopefully starting the week off for, non Patreon members off with a good laugh.

Mac: 01:43

You know

Mac: 01:44

The smoke pit. How's your week, my boy? This was,

Blak: 01:50

it was a fast week for me.

Mac: 01:52

Yep. Even though Did you work?

Blak: 01:56

Yes. I did.

Mac: 01:57

So you worked at Canadians. Yes. I did. Canadians. Canadians.

Mac: 02:08

You gotta love them. Yeah. Went by fast as well.

Mac: 02:15

No shenanigans at work. So, Friday got here pretty quick. I ain't mad at it, though.

Blak: 02:21

Me neither, man. Me neither. Except today. Uh-oh. I I do wanna say there's a large percentage of people that are in town for this Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight.

Blak: 02:32

Hey, Jen. And, politely. Politely. Go the fuck back home, bro. Please.

Mac: 02:40

I mean this with all of my work. Why did y'all pay to see this in person?

Blak: 02:47

I was almost embarrassed, bro. Because normally, like, when they have big events

Mac: 02:51

Yeah.

Mac: 02:51

Yeah.

Blak: 02:52

I my my job is, like, right by the stadium.

Mac: 02:56

Oh, shit. They let y'all

Blak: 02:58

Overflow parking. Yeah. They they turn our parking lot into, like, parking lot.

Mac: 03:03

Oh, to make that money?

Blak: 03:04

Hell, yeah. They be charging hella money, bro.

Mac: 03:08

That'd be the biggest thing. Time.

Blak: 03:10

Yes, man. Absolutely. So, like, every time, bro, it's just one black dude. Right? And I know by now this motherfucker knows who I am.

Blak: 03:21

Uh-huh. By now, you I've been here 3 fucking years, bro. I know you know who the fuck I am, but every single time this nigga sees me go to my car, bro. I'd know I could feel him walking over. Hey, sir.

Blak: 03:33

Did you get the fuck out of my face, bro. Like, bro, you know who I am. You know the truck. You know everything. Ain't nothing about this shit is different.

Blak: 03:43

Every single fucking event. Get the fuck away from I'd be wanting to cuss him out, bro. I'll be like, he's a older gentleman.

Mac: 03:49

Oh, fuck this shit.

Blak: 03:50

I don't wanna be yeah. I throw this shit. I throw all this shit away. Get the fuck away from me, bro.

Mac: 03:56

You know what time I got in this parking lot, my boy? Shut the fuck up.

Blak: 03:59

You're at 6:30.

Mac: 04:01

Did y'all play? I got here when this shit was free. I'll be here when there ain't no events. Shut the fuck up.

Blak: 04:09

See the decal you see the decal on the card, bro. Come on.

Mac: 04:13

Like, when you go to these NFL games too, because I remember I went to a game in Charlotte to watch your Panthers play, and, you know, the stadium park can be full, and, like, there'd be just homes, like, in walking distance of the studio. You know, you could park in my front yard. $50. God. Damn.

Mac: 04:30

Yeah. Does this include security with this shit? Like Exactly. No. I mean, you just be in my front yard.

Mac: 04:35

Whatever happens, happens. But I'm like

Mac: 04:38

Bro,

Blak: 04:38

you I need a lite 360 Apple on

Mac: 04:41

this

Blak: 04:43

parking spot, my guy.

Mac: 04:45

Bro, it'd be like 6 cars in a motherfucking parking lot. He just, like, I just came for $300. For for

Mac: 04:52

nothing. I just, like, motherfucking fuck.

Mac: 04:55

Just 300. Because motherfucking's too lazy to drive and look for a spot. Bro, I went to Baltimore, there was another spot. Dude was just, like, yeah, you can park in front of my house. Sixty.

Mac: 05:03

Just verbal agreements. I'm risking it all. This motherfucker can they took my money, walked to the house, and called the cops. Here, this motherfucker gonna park in front of my bro, I'm just risking it all because I don't wanna walk extra far.

Mac: 05:15

This shit is wild.

Mac: 05:18

You know.

Mac: 05:19

Just come up with

Mac: 05:19

And they be they be letting it go. Yeah. Hey, he was just I'm driving around. He's like, hey, You need a spot? I'm, like, yeah.

Mac: 05:27

You know, you can park in front of my house.

Mac: 05:31

How much?

Mac: 05:32

Let's just say $60. And I'm sitting in my head, like, man, that's too fucking well damn. Alright. You have a cash app? You have a cash app?

Mac: 05:44

Can I, Alright? Let me get in here.

Blak: 05:51

I guess. I guess.

Mac: 05:53

Bro, it it it it's a racket. But a lot of stuff to talk about today. The Internet did not disappoint this week. Oh, not at all. Yeah.

Mac: 06:03

Yeah. Yeah. I got my shot ready. I don't know if you have one prepared to go. I have one.

Mac: 06:12

Oh, is that the whiskey from last time? Yes. You trying to get through?

Blak: 06:17

I'm afraid of it, so I don't drink it.

Mac: 06:20

Yeah. That's me and this Patron. So, it's it's gotta go. It's Yes. It's it's if my father apple ain't drinking it, I'm like, oh, fuck it, you know.

Mac: 06:31

I'll I'll I'll sacrifice my liver for the family. It's my crust it's my crust today. But, you gotta tell us for the, the pit masters out there?

Blak: 06:45

To to taking it easy while going hard. So easy week, but a lot of work was put in Oh, yes. To that. Cheers.

Mac: 07:04

Oh, never mind. I'll look. Alright. There you go. Hold on.

Blak: 07:08

Gotta put some hair on your chest. Why?

Mac: 07:11

A little 2 2 piece to that attack. Let's get straight into it. If you are not a part of the, pit master podcast fan group, please go and join. The link is in the description. There's a question that was brought up, if not this week, I think late last week, but, somebody wanted to talk about the what movie openings were so cold that they had you sold, like, oh, this movie about to be it.

Mac: 07:41

So I wanna present that to the masses and then talk about some of the answers we got in it. When Yeah. We discuss this week's house meeting y'all.

Segment: 07:57

I think we need to have a house meeting y'all.

Mac: 08:09

So none other than our all star contributor, according to our group, awards and titles, pit master gibbons, who legit is a pit master in real life, by the way. Shout out to him. Actually. Yeah. Like, it's it's not a a made up thing for this guy.

Mac: 08:27

Zander Lawrence barbecue. If you know, you know. You know. If you know, you know. But Zander Lawrence barbecue, AKA our man, pit master, Rob Gibbons.

Mac: 08:39

He asked a question, a movie opening scene that sold the entire film. So, like, when that thing came on, you were like, bro, we are in for a treat in this theater today. I I I I We have, a comet swordfish. Turns out the opening was one of the only two great parts of the movie. If you've seen the movie, you know, you were it.

Mac: 09:07

Absolutely. I wanna be up to see this. And, absolutely, I know what scene you're talking about, bro. To be honest, I don't remember much from Swordfish. I know Hugh Jackman was in it.

Mac: 09:20

He was, like, a hacker or something. And John Travolta was, like, a leader of some kind of group, and they hired him to do the hacking. And John Travolta was, like, don't look at my woman. But Halle Berry was just out here, like, look at me. Literally.

Mac: 09:34

Don't look at me. We got somebody here saying that ghost ship, the opening to ghost ship was wild, and I would agree with that. I think I believe that's the one where they were all on the deck, and then, like, that cable popped, and it snapped and came across the wire cable, and it, like, was cutting people's heads. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 09:54

I was like, yo, that's wild. Like, it's I've I've yet to be on a boat after that. So and I'm like, I I just I don't know. Like, the imagine, imagine just going out that way. You know?

Blak: 10:10

Yeah.

Mac: 10:10

We're out there dancing and we

Mac: 10:12

cruise, we on a boat.

Mac: 10:14

It's gonna happen so fast. You're like, what the? Am I in hell?

Mac: 10:18

God. She's awesome. You out there,

Mac: 10:24

boo. Bo. Bo. Bo. Bo.

Mac: 10:26

Let's group tonight. Yeah.

Mac: 10:31

Welcome, my child.

Blak: 10:39

You will be staying with us. You will not be going back.

Mac: 10:45

I was just this oh, man.

Mac: 10:49

Just death that fast, bro. Crazy. We have a comment. The dark knight. Kinda think.

Mac: 10:56

Is that just the

Blak: 10:57

one That's one of mine.

Mac: 10:58

That's the joint where they're rolling up to rob the bank, and Joker's with them. Just and you don't like, it doesn't play the title until I thought that shit was good. Oh, yeah.

Blak: 11:08

That shit was cold. That shit

Mac: 11:11

was cold.

Blak: 11:16

She said that one of mine was, I'll

Mac: 11:18

I'll wait. I'll wait. Exactly.

Blak: 11:22

That. Hey.

Mac: 11:24

Hey. Hey. God just like, oh, that's what y'all do.

Mac: 11:30

Jesus, no. Tell me, baby.

Blak: 11:34

Uh-uh. Get your ass up here. Come on. Come on up.

Mac: 11:40

Get judged. Come on up. Yeah. Come on. Next up.

Mac: 11:44

Next in line, I can help whoever's next in line. You can go in

Mac: 11:48

front of you.

Mac: 11:49

You try to give your spot up. Oh, you can go ahead. If you want, you can go ahead. No, man. No.

Mac: 11:54

Go ahead. You will go ahead and get judged for me? No, homie. Go ahead and get judged. No.

Mac: 12:01

No. I mean, we both going to the same place if we both acting like this.

Blak: 12:05

Yeah. Yeah. You go on first, though. I wanna see what it feel like.

Mac: 12:09

I wanna see how bad it is. Like, does a lightning bolt hit your ass or what? Right. Right. Oh, man.

Mac: 12:18

The Equalizer movies. I like those. Being a in a situation, mister, Robert McCall, and he did a little time thing on his watch, like, I'd kick all y'all asses in, like, 12 seconds. And then he finished doing it and be, like, oh, it was 13 seconds. I'm getting slow.

Mac: 12:34

Yep. Like, you get

Mac: 12:39

stop.

Mac: 12:42

Top Gun, 100. So this guy likes Top Gun. Star Wars New Hope with the Star Destroyer chasing the tiny ship. Yep. And then, he says it just keeps coming and coming and coming.

Mac: 12:56

And I was, like, pause. Like, just

Blak: 12:59

Hey, man. That's too much. Hey. Too much.

Mac: 13:04

We got a comment saying Deadpool and Wolverine, John Wick, Kill Bill, Man of Steel, Lion King. Okay.

Mac: 13:16

Lion King?

Mac: 13:20

Because all they did was a

Mac: 13:21

nah, beep, beep. Right?

Blak: 13:23

I ain't gonna lie when they do that shit though. It's like, it's like quiet. And then the sun comes up and like, it's right on cue, bro.

Mac: 13:30

We went to

Blak: 13:31

that shit. It's kinda cold.

Mac: 13:32

We went to Disney on ice last Saturday. And, like, they they play, you know, songs from movies and shit. So they started the first one was, from the movie Wish. I've never seen it, but I've heard of it. Right?

Mac: 13:46

I've never seen Yeah. Yeah. And they're playing the song, and, like, kids are just, like, oh, no. You know, like, a few did. I didn't know any of the songs, so I'm just, like, bro, just skip.

Mac: 13:55

Like, so they did 3 songs. The next joint they did was,

Mac: 14:02

I

Mac: 14:02

forget the next one. They rolled into it was frozen. So frozen 2. Oh. Not the first frozen.

Mac: 14:10

Bro, when Elsa came out, let me tell you. Elsa got bigger reaction than Mickey Mouse.

Blak: 14:19

I would believe that. I would absolutely

Mac: 14:22

Little girls.

Mac: 14:23

When Elsa came out, they was finna faint. It was like Taylor swift coming out to them. They was was. They always in, like, every little girl was either in a Elsa costume or like a Moana joint. So, you know, it was there to see the, but then they didn't get their, the Frozen.

Mac: 14:39

They didn't get to let it go. They didn't get the the Knowing songs. They're just singing off Frozen 2, which some people know that I don't really fuck with it too much.

Blak: 14:46

But I don't fuck with Frozen 2 that much either.

Mac: 14:48

Let me tell you,

Mac: 14:49

they were singing all these other joints and then, like, they had an intermission came back. Goofy was messing around with some stuff. He pushed the wrong button. He's like, oh, no. I could fix it.

Mac: 14:58

Let me push this button. He pushed it, and the motherfucker sun was coming up on the the LED, the the screen in the back. And it was like, nah. I was like, this is what I'm here for.

Blak: 15:08

This is Now. Now we're we're being entertained.

Mac: 15:15

It was it was me, like, 3 other 3 other parents made eye contact, like, it is time. This right here?

Blak: 15:28

Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 15:28

This right here is my shit. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. Hey.

Mac: 15:31

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Mac: 15:32

It was like, I don't know, though. They came out and saying, be prepared. I was like, put this napkin on because I'm finna eat. I'm finna sing along with this motherfucker here, and I did, bro. It prepares.

Mac: 15:45

I need new era.

Mac: 15:50

Where do we feature?

Mac: 15:52

Oh, I was killing it. Ad libs and everything. So, yeah. Lion King, I fucks with it, because when that is dark in the theater and it's just, nah, the orange sun comes up, you just like,

Blak: 16:03

hell yeah.

Mac: 16:06

And also, do we give Elton John his props for, for writing them songs?

Blak: 16:12

We did not.

Mac: 16:14

Because we we be all up on field calls about Tarzan.

Blak: 16:17

Yeah. We we absolutely should. Because Elton, Elton John was in his bag. I'm about to call him over.

Mac: 16:21

Look, look, Gary, real quick. Oh, Tarzan. Like, yeah. Like Tarzan is you understand Tarzan is is fire.

Blak: 16:27

Yeah. It's a staple.

Mac: 16:29

Right. But people ain't sitting here talking about Elton John.

Blak: 16:34

Can't you feel Yo.

Mac: 16:36

Bro.

Blak: 16:36

The love in the air tonight?

Mac: 16:38

If I was of age and that song came out, I'm like, bro, you I'm smashing to this. Like, you you can't, bro.

Blak: 16:46

Them Nala eyes, bro. I was like, oh, you're

Mac: 16:48

a superman.

Mac: 16:49

You can

Blak: 16:50

destroy that, bro.

Mac: 16:53

Can he be the king I know he is?

Mac: 16:55

The king that's deep inside? I was like, what?

Mac: 16:58

Fuck. Yeah. Hell, yeah. You can. I was like, hey.

Mac: 17:01

He if that's what you want. Hey. If that's the kind of king you want, if that's where you want me to. Pride rock. Alright.

Blak: 17:10

I heard now.

Mac: 17:17

If that's where you want the king, the deep inside. If that's you said it. The king I know is the king that's deep inside. Yeah. I could I'll be that.

Mac: 17:32

I'll be that. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Blak: 17:37

What what I what I be doing? What I be doing?

Mac: 17:42

What I be doing? Okay. We got somebody who said up. Eric's in the comments. He's saying dawn of the dead.

Mac: 17:50

That was actually my pick. Because that scene where old girl just comes in. Hey, what are you doing here? Are you

Mac: 17:59

like, go Jesus Christ. Like, get the fuck up out of there, girl.

Mac: 18:06

Ain't no time to try to make logic. Ain't no time to save nobody.

Blak: 18:10

You have nothing.

Mac: 18:11

Yep. You gots to go. 28 weeks later I'm climbing. Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

Mac: 18:19

Somebody put Divorce in Black. Started trash, ended trash. I remember, and I was just, like, ain't that a Tyler Perry film?

Blak: 18:27

And dude

Mac: 18:28

was just like, I know, I know. I shouldn't even have watched it to begin with.

Mac: 18:37

Shit. I mean, does does this

Blak: 18:38

I did watch them.

Mac: 18:41

I was about to say, does the fall off of Tyler Perry need to be studied? But then I'm just like, is it even a fall off? Because people still be fucking with him.

Blak: 18:50

Yeah. Yeah. An alarming amount of people still fuck with

Mac: 18:53

Tyler Perry. Is that alarming? It's concerning? Yeah. It's kinda concerning.

Mac: 19:01

Y'all still watch this shit?

Blak: 19:02

You know what? Who has really brought up the strip club shit with Tyler?

Mac: 19:07

Oh, you right. Nobody talked about that. I'm like, he's you

Blak: 19:12

sneaky little bastard. You snuck on through there with that

Mac: 19:16

with no repercussions. Just, like you was in there with 1, Tyler? You just had them on you?

Blak: 19:24

Yeah. First of all, I'm impressed that

Mac: 19:29

you you took the time

Blak: 19:30

out of your day.

Mac: 19:31

Hey. Yeah. Hey. Where's his studio located at, bro? Come on now.

Blak: 19:35

Right? Come on.

Mac: 19:36

You could have put it in any city in the world. Hey. You chose Atlanta.

Blak: 19:42

I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at it. Close to Peachtree. Hey. Not mad at you, my boy.

Blak: 19:50

Not mad at you.

Mac: 19:51

Keep the jobs local. Support the local cops.

Blak: 19:57

Amen. Amen. Amen. But let's be honest, bro. If there's a strip club in America doing the shit that they was doing in that movie, 1st and foremost, I missed out because goddamn, I never knew.

Mac: 20:13

I I didn't I didn't Those were professionals he hired. Those were professionals. Those were not actors that were stripping.

Blak: 20:22

Oh, absolutely not.

Mac: 20:24

Local talent. Like just

Blak: 20:26

the 3 AM shift.

Mac: 20:28

So what's my role? Be yourself. Say less. Say less. Be yourself.

Mac: 20:37

Alright. We also got a few for You sure? We also got a few for Inglourious Basterds, which I also agree is one of the most suspenseful type leaders. Just, like, oh, shit. I think Yep.

Mac: 20:52

I think they fooled them. I think they nope. This No, they did not. This smart motherfucker. And he gave him a tell.

Mac: 21:03

He knew and he didn't give a tell, like, look down at the floor and be like, oh, these motherfuckers dying. He just played it off, like, alright. Apparently, they're not here. And they walk up in there.

Blak: 21:14

Yeah. Everybody.

Mac: 21:16

We Everybody. Sneaky sneaky son of a bitch. What what what movie would you put up in here?

Blak: 21:26

One that I'm surprised, I didn't I don't I don't remember seeing, but, Full Metal Jacket.

Mac: 21:34

Yeah. Nobody put that one in there.

Blak: 21:37

I don't remember seeing that that. The Matrix had a cold opening. Oh. It was it was like, what the fuck is like, that was the first movie I saw.

Mac: 21:46

I was like, what the fuck is going on? I don't understand what the fuck was happening. Yeah. What what the fuck?

Mac: 21:53

Did you fly it?

Mac: 21:54

Alright. Yeah.

Mac: 21:56

You're floating? What's happening? And this bitch jumped over the goddamn.

Mac: 22:03

Like, what the fuck is Every time I see the Matrix, I just think of the one song. It was probably wasn't even in it.

Mac: 22:11

Smack my bitch up.

Mac: 22:15

I just assumed that that's the song, and it's not even in the I don't know why that song is just, every time I see all that action shit from the nineties.

Mac: 22:23

Smack my bitch up. Wait on. What happened?

Mac: 22:27

Anyways, if you got some, we got Terminator, Tarzan, Dawn of the Dead. So that's that's become

Blak: 22:38

yes. Shout out to Brian. He just put one of mine in there. Savor Private Ryan.

Mac: 22:44

Yo. Oh, Man, any movie that does the d day scene, bro. You just Yeah. Yeah. I could I could have been in the military back then, bro.

Mac: 22:54

I'm a be honest with you. I had it in me. Alright. Y'all woulda got me

Blak: 22:59

for guys got drafted.

Mac: 23:01

Bro, y'all woulda got me for desertion. Bro, I woulda been up in Canada with Trump, bro. My knees bad too, bro. I ain't gonna be able to do it, guys. Oh, shit.

Mac: 23:18

I'm fucking Dylan Brooks, bro. I'm a black Canadian.

Blak: 23:21

I ain't talk bone spurs. Bone spurs all over my body.

Mac: 23:27

I would have been drafted, they would have told me the plan. I'm just like, alright, so like

Blak: 23:31

Can't do it. Can't do it.

Mac: 23:34

I'm like, so what what are we using to get there? These boats with no cover. Alright. And this is their the heavily fortified beach. Right?

Mac: 23:42

Yeah. The palitzers and they probably got air support coming in. Alright. So our air support's here too. It's on the carrier.

Mac: 23:49

It's back there. But, time out. Time out. Are we ex you're so what you're saying is you're expecting losses and we're expendable. That's exactly what I'm saying for America, though.

Mac: 24:09

I mean, y'all still kinda racist.

Blak: 24:11

Yeah. Do America really

Mac: 24:12

like me like that? I tried to get a pizza through the front door and y'all told me to go outside and eat off the ground like lady in the shrimp.

Blak: 24:22

Bro.

Mac: 24:24

I don't think I wanna do this.

Blak: 24:26

Nah. I'm about to be snitzel on this beach.

Mac: 24:31

Y'all just might wanna take me to the brig. Because, I'm a let you know I ain't getting off this boat. Please. Please. I'm a they gonna open and drop the thing down.

Mac: 24:42

I'm a just be laying on the boat. The sniper looking around like, oh, he already dead. He on the boat. Mama, please don't stress. Shit.

Mac: 24:54

And then after we take it over and, like, the reinforcements come up, then I wake up.

Mac: 24:57

Oh, hell no, nigga. He was alive the whole time. Listen. Listen. Listen.

Mac: 25:03

Let me tell you something. Listen. Listen. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Mac: 25:12

Oh, hold on. You're a lot. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Mac: 25:16

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Y'all wasn't here when this shit started.

Mac: 25:21

Bro, open that door? Yucky. Bro, the boat turned over. They in the water getting shot. I'm like, bro, I can't even let

Mac: 25:30

let me

Blak: 25:31

see. Fly. It was a bullet just knocking this. I'm like,

Mac: 25:34

big black. Come on. Let me spawn.

Blak: 25:38

They were spawn killing.

Mac: 25:40

Yes. Let's let me spawn, bro. Give me a shot.

Blak: 25:44

These motherfuckers was camping, bro. They was fine killing us.

Mac: 25:47

But I Yeah.

Blak: 25:48

No shot.

Mac: 25:50

Like, it it was a different breed of people back then, and and and I couldn't have been it, bro. Hey, man. Come on, man. Hey, lock me up. Take me to jail.

Mac: 26:02

Lock me. Oh, man. But, yeah. Drop your favorite movie openings in the comments. You know, we'll look them up.

Mac: 26:09

We'll check them out and, you know, we always get back in a response. So let us know what movie you saw, the opening. Oh, somebody said up to. Oh, no. No.

Mac: 26:20

That's a different kind of soul.

Blak: 26:21

Oh, yeah. That's like

Mac: 26:24

Like, I didn't see the opening of up. It was like, I gotta see the rest of this. I almost left the theater.

Blak: 26:28

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like, what type of shit?

Mac: 26:33

It was all kids and

Mac: 26:34

they could tell you now.

Mac: 26:36

We're gonna go exploring. Yeah. Fuck this kid. Miscarriage. What?

Mac: 26:42

Oh my god. 8th age, death, loneliness. I was like, what? It's 2:30 in the afternoon, Disney. What is weird?

Mac: 26:55

Underworld with a Celine on the balcony, on the perch.

Blak: 26:58

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not gonna lie. Not gonna lie.

Mac: 27:03

What up?

Blak: 27:05

I was in the vampires.

Mac: 27:08

Oh, after watching underworld?

Blak: 27:09

Oh, absolutely.

Mac: 27:10

Oh, what what are you talking about? It's everybody. What do you

Mac: 27:15

what is even happening?

Mac: 27:17

I was, you know,

Mac: 27:18

I was jealous of the werewolf dude. Hell, yeah. Are you smashing it? I'm not. Like, it was real shit.

Mac: 27:27

You're a vampire. He's a liking. This is forbidden love. Might be. Let me be yours.

Mac: 27:35

Yeah. My

Blak: 27:36

my boy risked it. And I I can't say that I blame him.

Mac: 27:39

You can mad at him.

Blak: 27:41

You're right. Right. I did it.

Mac: 27:43

A 100%. 1000%. Hey, let me go ahead and

Blak: 27:46

You see that? That is 100% grade a vampire b right there, bro. Like, of course. Of course.

Mac: 27:55

I know y'all saw her in that uniform. Yes. And it was like, yeah, you right, Daniel. You right. Oh, man.

Mac: 28:08

But, oh, we got some videos for y'all in this week's, what did I just watch? Oh, lord. We got some videos for y'all. So, let us, move into our next our next segment. What did I just watch?

Mac: 28:24

Oh, I need to play the video first. It where was my video? There we go.

Blak: 28:40

Tell me I did not just see that.

Mac: 28:48

So, I think there's a show on TLC. Think it was, like, called extreme cheapskates or or something along those lines where people just be what is it? They just be cutting corners that don't need to be cut.

Blak: 29:08

Exactly.

Mac: 29:09

So, I wanna play a clip from one of them, and this person starts off doing one thing, then it leads to another thing. And you're just like like, there there's a certain point where you're like, this is scripted. This is scripted telling.

Blak: 29:24

It has to be.

Mac: 29:24

This can't be a real thing. But I'm a I'm a bring this up, and, we we gonna give it a listen. We gonna break it down. We'll open it up for comments. See what you guys think about it.

Mac: 29:37

You know what I'm saying?

Mac: 29:38

Just give

Mac: 29:39

us your honest feedback. Just give us your honest feedback. But, alright. Let's go ahead and let this ride.

TLC: 29:48

15 minutes can heat a car engine to temperatures of approximately 200 degrees, as hot as most stove tops. By cooking simple ingredients on the engine, he saves on home utilities like gas and electricity.

Mac: 30:01

Put 12 people on my neck, bro?

TLC: 30:03

Yes, sir. As long as it

Mac: 30:05

so it gets more trifling. But he's trying to save money on gas and electricity in his house. But you out here burning the fucking gas in your car, chugging. I'm saving money on this shit in the house.

Mac: 30:20

And let

Mac: 30:20

me just Make it make sense. Yeah. Babe, why the gas take on eat? I just babe, I had to make breakfast. We had to eat.

Mac: 30:33

Food ain't gonna cook itself. I mean, you got to be the dumbest motherfucker. I said, you know what? My mama was right. My mama tried to tell me.

Blak: 30:44

Yes, she did.

Mac: 30:45

I was like, no, mama. He's a good band. He treats me right. Mama said you had no sense.

Blak: 30:53

None. Not a lick.

Mac: 30:55

But, let let's let this continue.

TLC: 30:58

Just don't touch your neck. We're good. When it's really popping here at the barber shop, you could go do 3 boxes of neck strips a day. A roll of toilet tissue that costs 79¢ could last a week. I save about $15 a week by using toilet tissue instead of neck strips.

Mac: 31:16

Barry owns a barbershop. He makes money. The man feels that he just needs to save money. I make a

TLC: 31:24

little money, but not that much to just go up splurging.

Mac: 31:28

Barry's a cheap barber because he adds water into the alcohol, so it don't really kill germs no more. It's just water.

Barber: 31:35

We cut hair. Here, I'll finish the customer. Here, come. I take my customer's hair and put it in the bag so he can sell it.

Mac: 31:42

Well, I have hair is,

TLC: 31:45

the hair, all the hair that I collect. It goes for about 15 to $20. I'm a

Mac: 31:51

Alright. Jam. Who who who is your client base that is buying Ziploc bags of

Mac: 32:02

hair for 15 to $20?

Blak: 32:08

The hair is not long enough.

Mac: 32:11

You cut a black dude's hair, bro. What do you who's buying that?

Mac: 32:15

What is he doing? Why?

Mac: 32:19

He's Why? I need to see a transaction.

Blak: 32:26

Me too. What what are they doing with this hair?

Mac: 32:30

What the how much can I get in the garbage bag is about 300, 400 wait? Who is buying hair that probably has dust and dirt mixed in with it? Could you sweep it in?

Blak: 32:45

Right. 1st and foremost, it probably got dandruff in it.

Mac: 32:48

Oh, good.

Blak: 32:50

And it got the floor particles in it. And it's mixed with somebody else's hair.

Mac: 32:59

He spit pew tube. Toupee. By the barber, I would warn people about it.

Blak: 33:05

I would too. Don't don't sit in that

Mac: 33:07

seat, bro. You know, there's a there's a sports clips. I know they don't really fuck with black people here, but trust me.

Blak: 33:13

You just You wanna go there.

Mac: 33:14

Do you. You I'm low key trying to reply to go there. So, just go yeah.

Blak: 33:21

But don't Do not stay here.

Mac: 33:23

Do not stay here. I know the line looks like

Blak: 33:26

it's gonna put toilet tissue on the back of your neck.

Mac: 33:29

Spray you with water, and sell your hair.

Blak: 33:32

And he's gonna take your hair.

Mac: 33:34

And sell it for $50 a bag. And you would you fucking would be. Right? No. In the bar.

Mac: 33:41

It's very serious as fuck. Like, you look at my

Blak: 33:46

old pussy.

Mac: 33:48

Get out. Yeah. Just you know what? My hair don't look it's not too shabby. I'm a go ahead and be on nobody here.

Mac: 33:58

I'll catch you later, bro.

Blak: 33:59

Alright. I can wait I can wait a couple weeks. Yep.

Mac: 34:02

I'm actually trying to get dread, so I'm a beat the fuck up

Mac: 34:04

my ass.

TLC: 34:07

Chuckle getting a garbage bag is about 300, $400.

Barber: 34:10

He's trying to make money by selling his.

TLC: 34:13

They can say, whoever they want make jokes, but at the end of the day, it's money.

Barber: 34:19

This this is how this is how Barry proposed to Gabriela. Barry gets down on one knee and pulls on a ring box.

Mac: 34:26

This box right here will let you know exactly how cheap yet special

TLC: 34:32

Barry is. So I gave it to her.

Mac: 34:35

Now when she says special, you mean, like, dear to her heart? Or, like

Blak: 34:41

I don't think she meant

Mac: 34:41

it like that.

Blak: 34:48

This nigga special.

Mac: 34:51

How cheap and special.

Blak: 34:55

He is.

Mac: 35:01

You mean dear to your heart? No. No. I I said what I said.

Blak: 35:06

I mean, at 7:15, the other bus came and picked him up.

Mac: 35:13

The windows were thick. The windows were thick.

TLC: 35:20

I was like, oh my god. Oh my god.

Mac: 35:21

Hands me this box. He asked me to take his hand in marriage. I'm emotional. I'm a wreck.

Barber: 35:27

She's getting happy now. She's terrier.

Mac: 35:29

She opens the box

Mac: 35:31

And this is what I saw. Nothing. There was nothing in the box.

Barber: 35:36

And there's a note in the box, a receipt.

Mac: 35:39

There's no ring because typical Bari has the ring on layaway.

TLC: 35:47

I owe a $170 on that ring. It's gonna take me 10 months to get that ring.

Mac: 35:53

So I don't know why. For a $170?

Mac: 35:57

Did you sell it $300 with the hair in a bag?

Blak: 36:00

That's that's that's a bag of hair.

Mac: 36:07

So that for like, the shit that's going on, I'm just like, one. Are there women that will just stay in relationships when when they probably shouldn't be in it? Yes. Yes. Do I sell, like, no from it?

Blak: 36:20

This man is paying $17 a month.

Mac: 36:24

Take your ring. I need to see what a $170 engagement ring look like. That's what I need to see. That is 100% what I need to see.

Blak: 36:35

2nd $170 on that ring.

Mac: 36:37

When she came up on the screen, her title was fiance. Her I'm just like, so you accepted the You

Blak: 36:43

said yes.

Mac: 36:48

So, you accept he did that, and he was like, yes, baby.

Blak: 36:54

Cool. Cool. Cool. I'll keep I'll keep making these payments.

Mac: 37:00

In due time, babe. In due time.

Mac: 37:02

I thought

Barber: 37:02

she stays with her, man.

TLC: 37:03

I gave her the ring box. I wanted to symbolize that

Mac: 37:06

I was getting her that ring.

Mac: 37:09

He's a good guy, and it was a great sentiment. It needs to be a ring in the box. Okay? When you propose to your lady, you need to have a ring.

Mac: 37:20

Very Ma'am, does there need to be a ring in the box? Because you said yes. Yes. Exactly. Apparently.

Blak: 37:34

I know he's gonna get it. He's just gonna make the payments.

Mac: 37:37

There needs to be a ring in the box, Barry. Does it? Fiance.

TLC: 37:44

Barber shop owner Barry Kosart lives in Queens, New York with his fiance. And although his customers tolerate him cutting both hair and costs, Gabriela does not.

TLC: 37:56

To save on Paula Tissue, I use, 10 pieces, 10 squares every day. That's a daily routine. Sometimes, Gabriela, she's like, no, and we get in a little little argument over that, a little petty, but, I try to save as much as possible.

Mac: 38:14

Barry can be so

Blak: 38:16

Just manning.

Mac: 38:16

There's no fucking way. It's very grotesque. Hey, man. We get a little argument. It's petty, but, we saving that money.

Mac: 38:37

But, this was a red flag on fire, bro.

Blak: 38:45

Amen.

Mac: 38:46

I'm about to kick the fuck. Oh, man. This dude just keeps on keeps on with his wild shit.

Mac: 38:52

It drives me crazy. Barry leaves me with 10 pieces of toilet paper. Now my payback to Barry, I leave him with absolutely nothing. I'll use all of it just so he can see how it feels when you're stranded on a toilet bowl.

TLC: 39:08

Gabriela is the woman for me because she's not too hard on me. She showed me a good time, and I think she we're a perfect couple.

Mac: 39:16

We have this huge hole in the ceiling.

Blak: 39:21

Did this motherfucker pass the hole with a pizza box?

Mac: 39:28

You saw that green spot in that

Mac: 39:29

shit, bro? You know what you're doing? Oh, shit. Oh,

Mac: 39:37

shit.

Mac: 39:37

And instead of calling a contractor, he decided he's gonna put a cardboard with duct tape. When this first started, it was a hole about this size. Now it's almost the size of the cardboard.

TLC: 39:52

If I hire a carpenter to fix that leak in the ceiling, it'll cost 100 of dollars. But if I get duct tape and cardboard, fix the problem, it'll cost me a a dollar.

Mac: 40:03

Sooner or later, that cardboard is gonna come caving in on someone's head.

Blak: 40:10

You got

TLC: 40:11

big problems now. With my own alcohol.

Mac: 40:13

Oh, lord. No. The

Blak: 40:15

fuck. No. No. No, Barry. No.

Mac: 40:29

I'm confused. Are you selling the bags of hair or not? Because it sounded like each time you sell a bag, you get 15 to $20. And you sell the trash bag, you get 300, $400. So why you just can't buy the

Mac: 40:45

Buy the house.

Blak: 40:46

First and foremost, look at the knife this nigga is using to cut the lemon.

Mac: 40:50

It's the frosted spreader. You bought the

Mac: 40:57

he said, look at the knife. He's using that living is just like, Lord Jesus. End me, please.

Blak: 41:10

If that was sausage party, that lemon would be like If

Mac: 41:13

I followed it. Mercy, please.

TLC: 41:19

Buy liquor and beers. It can run you up to 50 to 75 to a $100 a night. All these ingredients here is now more than, like, $5.

Mac: 41:30

Bro. Must have been a dumpster. These galley ranches into this bowl of lemons. I'm a kill it with this one. Oh, I'm a they never had nothing

Mac: 41:52

like this.

Mac: 41:53

This can't be real.

Blak: 41:54

This can't be real.

TLC: 41:56

The sugar in the candy, it makes it really sweet and helps ferment it.

Mac: 42:01

If I go to the liquor store and buy a real

Mac: 42:04

there's a whole tap water in it. It's

Blak: 42:12

It's about a bunch of drinking iodine, mercury, goddamn,

Mac: 42:18

lead. Tap water in Queens, New York. I'm assuming

Mac: 42:23

I'm

Mac: 42:23

assuming it's not the not the freshest.

Blak: 42:29

Oh, shit.

Mac: 42:31

Oh my god.

TLC: 42:33

Go on. That'll be about 15 to $20 or more. So I save a lot with doing this. Let it sit. No.

Mac: 42:48

I let it sit.

Blak: 42:51

Bro, you make goop scoop. That's the fuck you're

Mac: 42:54

making, Trump.

Mac: 42:59

What? I've watched people made wine in prison, and it looked more more professional than this shit.

Blak: 43:05

You don't fully pour that shit in a bowl.

Mac: 43:12

Hard ass lemon pieces. Like I said, I see people in prison or locked up abroad. Be like, this how we beg. Who do you know? Who do you Jesus.

Mac: 43:23

That looks unsanitary, but it looks like a a process. Like, y'all ain't got nothing else to do in prison. I assume. I give you the benefit of the doubt, because what else you gonna do in prison? With what you you have to do what you got.

Mac: 43:33

This makes Bro, you out here. The world is your oyster, my boy. Go. You're talking about the store. Bro, let me tell you about Paul Masson.

Mac: 43:46

You talking about liquor too expensive? Bro. Paul Masson get you a a handle, $9. Something like that. E and J.

Mac: 43:54

Fucking, bro, this you can't be doing this to yourself, my boy. They even got flavored Parmesan now. There was, like, a peach flavored shit the other day. I'm like,

Mac: 44:03

yeah. I'm like, look at y'all.

Mac: 44:05

I ain't buying you, but look at y'all.

Blak: 44:06

Exactly. We

Mac: 44:09

ain't broke no more. Broke. Broke. Broke. Broke.

Mac: 44:15

We ain't got it. Got it. A one c, Bikoi would have been on that

Blak: 44:20

Hell, yeah.

Mac: 44:22

With the worst hangover the next day.

TLC: 44:25

K. They're going to hooch.

Mac: 44:31

Mhmm. Hooch.

Blak: 44:32

Motherfucking liar. You lying. You fuck. You lying.

Mac: 44:37

That shit is Theraflu, nigga.

Blak: 44:41

Shit. Sterilized your whole shit, bro. You

Mac: 44:46

my man smelling colors now. The blue.

Blak: 44:51

He felt that shit in his stomach immediately.

Mac: 44:56

Oh.

TLC: 44:58

Oh. Significantly trimmed down the $582 the average couple spends on alcohol each year. But it's actual food costs, which can eat up approximately 12% of a person's annual income that he finds hard to swallow.

Mac: 45:14

Do we wanna go out to eat, or are we gonna come back home? Because I know usually you don't like to go out when First

Mac: 45:21

of all, why are you asking questions you already know the answer

Blak: 45:23

to? Exactly. You setting yourself up for failure.

Mac: 45:29

Look at his face. Bitch, did you just ask? Did you just ask me to go out? Is Wayne Brady gonna have He's way ready. Gonna have to choke a bit.

Mac: 45:44

I tried not I I don't want I tried not to be Violet. He looking at, like, is she the one?

Mac: 45:52

There's food in the fridge. How about we actually go out and eat?

Mac: 45:57

Alright. Let's go and eat this.

TLC: 46:01

But rather than going out to eat Uh-oh. Barry hit Oh my god.

Mac: 46:08

Alright. Let's go out there. He was like, you really try to alright. Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 46:13

We could get out there. Yeah. That's what you want. Baby, you wanna go out? Baby, go go out.

Blak: 46:19

Look around.

Mac: 46:21

And they parked in the emptiest parking lot. Cars this car probably, like, the fuck is going on out there.

TLC: 46:28

It's just a way to go out and then eat.

Mac: 46:32

It's gonna be good.

TLC: 46:34

Driving for as little as 15 minutes can heat a car engine to temperatures of approximately 200 degrees, as hot as most stovetops. By cooking simple ingredients on the engine, he saves on home utilities like gas and electricity.

TLC: 46:48

I'll cook that food on the car engine.

Mac: 46:51

Cook your eggs, sweetheart.

Mac: 46:54

You know, I know Barry, and I know how he is, and I don't know why I expected something more than this.

TLC: 47:01

Gabriela hates my cheap ways, but, she knows that's just how I am. I I just love saving money. I love being cheap. That's just me.

Mac: 47:11

Barry will never change his cheapskate ways. I don't think he's capable of However, with all the money that Barry has saved, he should have enough money to pay off my reign.

Blak: 47:22

You're damn right, sis. Don't settle for less. Yet. Here you are. Yet.

Blak: 47:29

Yet.

Mac: 47:30

Yet. Here you are, eating scrambled eggs and hot dogs. After the car, I got it. In the trunk of your car. Alright.

Mac: 47:41

We can go out to eat. Yeah. That that part. Can we please I know you don't like to go out when we have food. He looking at her like, you tested me.

Mac: 47:52

It's gotta be. Okay.

Mac: 47:55

Yeah.

Mac: 47:55

You know what?

Blak: 47:56

Since the cameras are rolling, we can we can make that happen.

Mac: 48:02

Oh oh, you because the camera's here. You gonna ask me this.

Mac: 48:06

Like, because oh.

Mac: 48:08

Uh-huh. Yeah. We can do it. Sure. Get your bubble coat.

Mac: 48:12

Get your bubble coat. The nice one. You might wanna get the scarf too.

Blak: 48:19

Be camera ready, baby. Put some lipstick on.

Mac: 48:21

Keep chilling. I will look at myself as a father if my daughter chose up. Bro, a 100%. What did I do wrong? Did I not give you enough?

Mac: 48:29

I don't want you to be super boujee, but goddamn it. Have some kind of respect for yourself. You eating eggs with fucking carbon monoxide on you.

Blak: 48:39

Why are you doing this to yourself?

Mac: 48:42

Baby, just tell me. What did I do wrong? I'll I'll make it up to you.

Blak: 48:47

Now you know good goddamn well. It take him 10 months to pay this ring off. You ain't getting married for another 7 years.

Mac: 48:53

One sec. You know this.

Blak: 48:54

Of course, you have.

Mac: 48:55

I know he got the money for my ring, and because you ain't leaving, he ain't gonna get it.

Blak: 49:01

Exactly. Exactly.

Mac: 49:04

They don't want us to break down the mindset of a motherfucker like that. The more you let them get away with, the more they will. Yep. 100%. But this is another.

Mac: 49:16

A new combat sport just dropped. I don't know if you were made aware of this, man. What the fuck are they doing? I don't know what it's called, but I watched a little bit of it, and this shit look like it hurt. Go ahead and play.

Blak: 49:34

The thumbnail looks like it hurts.

Mac: 49:39

They've been they've been the fight. This looks brutal. Okay. We'll see. Let it ride.

Mac: 49:48

Oh, you don't wanna play? What happened? Uh-oh. Oh, it's doing this buffering thing. Uh-oh.

Mac: 50:01

I don't like that. Y'all need to see this shit in action.

Blak: 50:05

Internet been tripping this week.

Mac: 50:07

Hold on. Hold on. Let me hit it with a quick refresh. Hit it with that IPL. See what happened.

Mac: 50:14

Reload. Alright. Where's this video? I screwed up. Screwed up.

Mac: 50:23

Oh, Busta Rhymes was also wallowed out.

Blak: 50:25

Oh, my god.

Mac: 50:26

Oh, my god. We'll get to that. Oh, my god. Oh, it's not gonna play. Oh, boy, this should make me mad.

Mac: 50:41

We'll get back to it. Let's see if these other videos play out here. We're Busta app. Come on, Busta. Now now we've had Busta on.

Mac: 50:51

What did I just watch? I think a couple app like, a few episodes ago. Right?

Blak: 50:56

Yes.

Mac: 50:57

And he was, like, talking about the buffet or a spread at a table, and it was instantly clear that Got the leash. Kiwi boot polish to enhance, some of the, lesser developed, places on his scalp. Just say it, put it that way. He's been in a couple more posted stuff. If 50 Cent be at 50 Cent, says some shit about it.

Mac: 51:29

And, your boy Buster was not happy with it.

Blak: 51:33

He was not.

Mac: 51:34

So Buster thought he was gonna come back and, and clown again. But he did.

Blak: 51:45

Buster, you can't you can't present the clowning while trying to clown someone else.

Mac: 51:55

The thing that is drawing the thing that is drawing attention from 50 to you. Yes. You bring it back into the forefront. And you continue to he thought he was cooking with this insult, by the way.

Blak: 52:10

He did. The the only thing is the lighting was the He said

Mac: 52:15

he had to pick a more dim room.

Blak: 52:17

Yes.

Mac: 52:18

You didn't need the lights on you like this. Oh, oh, no. Let's see. Let let's see if this plays.

Mac: 52:28

Oh, is

Mac: 52:29

there off reason?

Mac: 52:30

Oh my god.

Mac: 52:34

No. My soul. It's just hurting my soul. The other video played just fine. What are we doing?

Mac: 52:40

Let me see. Let me see. Try to close some tabs. Like, you gotta give us this, man.

Blak: 52:53

Please. Please.

Mac: 52:55

Gotta give us this one. Okay. You playing? We working? Come

Busta Rhymes: 53:12

on. 50. You know good and well that I woke up to this bullshit you just started this morning, and I was the one that was leaving everybody in. So what you're doing is giving niggas false narratives, hon.

Mac: 53:29

No. We've known.

Busta Rhymes: 53:31

You talking about you just went to buy a leather jacket. You ain't bothering nobody. You left niggas alone, and I went and bought a leather fucking hairline. Well, let me tell you something, buddy.

Mac: 53:42

I'm trying to pause it at the right spot where he where that beam is just hitting him, like, right here. It's got it. Right there. It's right there. And he's trying to say that he's not using stuff for his hair.

Mac: 53:57

Soul glowing. He trying to tell us that this is, like, his hair, and he probably using, like, grease or something. That's why it's shiny.

Blak: 54:10

Only one person on planet Earth can get away with that, and they ain't even getting away with it. And that's Jermaine Jackson.

Mac: 54:18

My man shrugged his forehead, and he don't even know what he doing with that. Yes. Exactly.

Mac: 54:24

50. Let me

Mac: 54:25

tell you something. Mhmm. Watch

Busta Rhymes: 54:27

some real g shit?

Mac: 54:28

Boys to risk. Cheat. Cheat.

Blak: 54:29

Cheat. Now we're going to hell

Mac: 54:30

on you. You

Mac: 54:32

clowns. Let

Busta Rhymes: 54:33

me tell you something. You told them about that pimp and curly

Blak: 54:41

that you was doing

Busta Rhymes: 54:42

as a carolie? But, no, you was doing pimp and curly in real life too. Trying to look like Rico Suave and one of them niggas going on a red carpet and one of them monkey shits that you was involved with. And I don't want you to use that as no excuse me to talk about you was playing a character. You wasn't in character when you had to go down that red carpet.

Busta Rhymes: 55:01

You could've got back to yourself, my nigga, but you chose to stay in character with that Rico squave shit, some berries and sweet juices you had up in your head top, my nigga.

Mac: 55:14

Like, it's not working. The the the the clap back ain't working.

Blak: 55:19

It it is not. It is not.

Mac: 55:22

And I'll I'll tell you why for me. 1, we already established, like, the shit he's clowning. You you're trying to own it, but it ain't working. Your delivery of this thing is not working. 2, them is hella old pictures.

Mac: 55:38

Your shit is fucked up now. In in the current form. Yes. Like, if he was clowning you from back in the nineties or some shit, he was like, you did some wild shit back then too. Bow.

Mac: 55:49

You're

Mac: 55:50

yeah. Like you said, your current form is the form that's being clowned. Sir. You gotta chase this shit up. You can't go back to some shit in early 2000.

Blak: 56:01

Sir, no. No. The only thing I could say was no. Come on.

Mac: 56:07

Musta. No.

Mac: 56:09

I like this shit.

Mac: 56:14

This is this is incredible. Like, at at what just age gracefully.

Blak: 56:25

Yes. Let it go. Let it go.

Mac: 56:28

People your your fans are aging. They they're shaving their head. They're accepting their shit.

Blak: 56:36

Absolutely.

Mac: 56:38

Bro, just just something happened, man. He used that Ozempic, lost all that weight. He out here looking sickly. That motherfucker just engineered hairline. You know, it's I don't know what's going on with Buster, man.

Blak: 56:55

I love look. Listen, buster. I love you.

Mac: 56:58

And Fred of the podcast.

Blak: 56:59

Only want to see you at your best. But, bro, if it's gone, it's gone. It's okay, Bust. It's okay.

Mac: 57:07

Oh, they know. They're things to go. She don't know what you got till it's gone.

Blak: 57:15

Yes. Your hair is is at an extinction level event. Let it let it go, busted. Just let that shit go, please.

Mac: 57:58

19 99. On and on.

Blak: 58:07

Hey. Let that shit go, boss. Please.

Mac: 58:10

Come on, bro. Let it let it go, man. You think he's got some hair lines? Give me some more. You say you got some beige, you can give me some more.

Mac: 58:36

Your split, where the wig at? You know what, nigga, you dead? Give us a blow. Oh, my heart. He said, la la la la la la la la la la.

Mac: 58:49

Oh.

Mac: 58:52

Extincts and level event.

Mac: 58:57

Let it go. Oh my god. Bro, that that had me weak, man. That has to be weak. Let me see if because I think this won't work by going to, like, Buzz's actual page or whatnot.

Mac: 59:10

Let's see if this this fucking this kick shit is working. La la la la la la la. You stupid, bro. Oh my god. Now I gotta go listen to this shit.

Mac: 59:27

Yeah. We just gonna go to your page, Happy Punch. And watch it be something that's, like, super buried on their shit. Yep. Oh my god.

Mac: 59:39

Oh, here we go. Are you hearing these feet?

Mac: 01:00:22

Bro.

Mac: 01:00:23

People's faces? And they yell not get eliminated?

Blak: 01:00:28

Bro, I'm

Mac: 01:00:29

I'm tired of this job,

Mac: 01:00:30

bro. Yeah.

Mac: 01:00:31

Like,

Mac: 01:00:32

sir. Go without you.

Mac: 01:00:37

Woah.

Mac: 01:00:39

It's like Oh.

Blak: 01:00:40

Calm down, Genjiro.

Mac: 01:00:42

Calm down, bro.

Blak: 01:00:43

Like, come on, bro. Relax.

Mac: 01:00:49

Come on.

Mac: 01:00:51

My man, the first one was the the first kick when they first got lifted up, my man was like. I'm like, where did you get kicked? Like, bro, just pause this whole competition. Yeah.

Mac: 01:01:14

This fucking kick

Blak: 01:01:16

It's too much.

Mac: 01:01:17

It kicked me in my pancreas. I had bile coming up immediately.

Blak: 01:01:22

Yes. Exactly.

Mac: 01:01:25

And then a kick to the face, bro. Your foot hit my face, and then you get down, you gonna wanna shake my hand, sir.

Blak: 01:01:34

Nah, bro. Sir. Family line's gotta go after this.

Mac: 01:01:40

Respectfully, only one of us is walking out of this facility.

Blak: 01:01:43

Respectfully.

Mac: 01:01:50

Like, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Woah, motherfucker.

Mac: 01:01:54

This this is a a sport, man. What is he? This man Now this shit on this man. This option. You can do this, or you can do power slap.

Mac: 01:02:05

You have to do one. You have to do what of them?

Blak: 01:02:09

I'm a do this because I know I ain't gonna last long.

Mac: 01:02:14

Oh, you know you're gonna last long at power slap?

Blak: 01:02:17

I'm not saying that either, but I don't wanna get slapped in my shit. You know what I mean? Like, at least with this, like, I know I ain't gonna hang on to that bitch long. I ain't. Soon as that shit go to shaking, I'm done.

Blak: 01:02:29

I'm out.

Mac: 01:02:30

He said it was a dude. I don't know the the fuck that dude, Grim Reaper,

Mac: 01:02:34

he's the

Mac: 01:02:34

Yeah. Exactly. Curb stomped in the air. You ain't even on the he's dead. He elevated himself.

Mac: 01:02:42

Oh, yeah.

Blak: 01:02:45

This man brought his knees to his neck. Get your ass off this motherfucker.

Mac: 01:02:52

Oh my all in his fucking ribs. Look at this shit, bitch.

Blak: 01:02:56

Get your ass off this shit.

Mac: 01:02:58

This motherfucker here, though. And it was like,

Mac: 01:03:04

I don't have any feet.

Mac: 01:03:05

Let go of the bar. Let go of the fucking bar. You're dead. There's one more video that I'm I'm hoping is gonna work. It is How about my work?

Mac: 01:03:18

It's this, guy in court that just got his sentence. And, bro, the why you do that to me?

Mac: 01:03:31

Got it. Oh,

Blak: 01:03:33

boy. The tears. The the fucking tears.

Mac: 01:03:41

Oh, man. Let's see. It says, big bond, you said that's 60,000. Bro, say goddamn. Look at their face at the end.

Mac: 01:03:54

I'm a have to go to this page and look at this shit. Why you do that to me? Goddamn. Goddamn. Let me see if I could find this on YouTube.

Mac: 01:04:45

Goddamn. Why do you do that to me? You may have to let that Tyrese congratulations.

Blak: 01:04:54

Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah. This this that one took it. That one took it.

Mac: 01:05:05

Damn.

Mac: 01:05:08

God damn. Why you do that to me? I didn't take it. I asked for it. I ain't run nobody.

Mac: 01:05:20

I asked for it.

Blak: 01:05:23

Sir, that is that is robbery.

Mac: 01:05:27

Because you asked for it before you took

Blak: 01:05:29

it. I asked, and he gave it to me.

Mac: 01:05:35

Oh, man. How come,

Mac: 01:05:35

like, when you see a video of somebody else on TikTok, they, like, bow. And you just, like, how do I find this video? Because you go search it, and you can't oh, why you do be like that, man? This might be with

Blak: 01:05:50

Why you do me like that,

Mac: 01:05:52

man? Oh, what

Mac: 01:05:53

did that do?

Blak: 01:05:58

It say your bond is set at 60,000.

Mac: 01:06:01

No. I'm saying that the dude filled with him. Like, you ain't supposed to have the phones in court. Oh, yeah. You yeah.

Mac: 01:06:06

You're not. Yes, motherfucker. Just and then after my man was crying, it was just, like, hey. Turn around real quick. Goddamn.

Mac: 01:06:25

Let me let me get this shit again. Hold on. I don't know if you don't know that. Somebody would lost somebody would be on the. I don't know

Blak: 01:06:46

I picked the thing up that we could go and

Mac: 01:06:48

go on recess. Right. So did I had

Mac: 01:06:50

did you turn it in, though? I give

Mac: 01:06:52

it to somebody to turn it for me for it. I

Mac: 01:06:56

have not. I didn't know I was going to get in trouble. Yeah. That's that's exactly how you talking.

Mac: 01:07:26

It's that last turn, bro.

Mac: 01:07:29

When you look at the camera. Yeah. Damn. Exit stage left even. They told me it was gonna be a big kaboom.

Mac: 01:07:51

Where is the kaboom? Oh my god. That judge was just like, well, I'm a killer with this one.

Blak: 01:08:02

Sorry, sir. That's a robbery. You're gonna, your bell's set at 60,000. Oh my god. Oh, someone gave him a tissue.

Blak: 01:08:11

He's crying.

Mac: 01:08:12

God. Damn.

Blak: 01:08:16

And then, honey, you should've saw his face when I said 6,000. It all scrunched up. He looked about like a sponge looking at his friends.

Mac: 01:08:25

Man lost all his masculinity. Scared the gangster out of his ass, I did.

Blak: 01:08:33

Sure did. Some bitch pissed his leg. Sure did. In the courthouse.

Mac: 01:08:40

God. Yeah. Oh, no. Why you do that to me? Oh, fuck.

Mac: 01:08:47

Go with that. Hey. Turn around real quick.

Blak: 01:08:53

That friend ain't shit, bro.

Mac: 01:08:55

Yeah, bro.

Mac: 01:08:59

Hey. Well, okay. Hey. I can't pass this shit up, bro. Hey.

Mac: 01:09:02

Hey. Hold on, Bill. I got you. I got you. When you get in there, he turned around.

Mac: 01:09:06

He see a phone in his face. God. Delete that video. Don't do me like that, girl. Oh, man.

Mac: 01:09:16

But, let us go ahead and get into this. Who's man's? I found a good one this week. Oh. This one's gonna be a a banger, if you will.

Mac: 01:09:25

So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let us get into whose man's is this? Anyway Hey. Who is this?

Mac: 01:09:49

Jonathan Spanos.

Mac: 01:09:52

Don't know if a lot of you know who this, troubled individual is.

Blak: 01:09:58

Name sounds familiar.

Mac: 01:10:02

I'll read the article that I found, on the Huffington Post. It says, man who proclaimed I am a racist, use the n word now resigns from university advisory board. A Pennsylvania man has stepped down from his position on a university advisory board after being caught on camera hurling racial slurs during a confrontation. Penn State York announced Tuesday that Jonathan Spanos was no longer a member of Penn State York advisory board after his bigoted roadside rant went viral. Footage of Spanos spewing hateful rhetoric at 2 unidentified people was posted on x over the weekend.

Mac: 01:10:45

He can be heard loudly shouting the n word multiple times during this tirade. Oh, it's a hot link. Let me click on it, see what we get.

Blak: 01:10:54

Let's go.

Mac: 01:10:57

Let us let us dabble. Hot links. Hot links. Hot links. Hot links.

Blak: 01:11:07

The hot links are here.

Mac: 01:11:09

Yeah. The hot links are here, guys. Oh, let me go ahead and share this. And action. Alright.

Mac: 01:11:29

Give it to us.

Spanos: 01:11:51

I am. Oh, and the racist. You hate trash. John, I hate trash.

Spanos: 01:11:55

You pop me the fingers. You're wrong.

Spanos: 01:11:58

Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on you.

Man: 01:12:00

Shame on you. That's what I did.

Spanos: 01:12:01

I said you guys a half nigger brother. I'm

Segment: 01:12:03

like, what's gonna be great for you? I I

Spanos: 01:12:05

oh, I am the right to see that. You're gonna try. Josh, you're gonna try.

Mac: 01:12:08

Josh, you're gonna try.

Spanos: 01:12:08

Josh, you're gonna try.

Mac: 01:12:11

Well well. Well

Blak: 01:12:15

well well, John, I think that's enough to

Mac: 01:12:17

close this case right on up. Open it. It. Yeah. Clear cut here.

Mac: 01:12:23

Can't put a bigger bow on that if I tried, sir. Detectors are just like, well, I thought I was gonna investigate some shit, but,

Blak: 01:12:32

turns out he

Mac: 01:12:33

turns out we can go to lunch. Hey, Murdoch turns out we can go to lunch. I just wanna point out, did anybody see how fast he turned from the aggressor to the victim?

Blak: 01:12:50

Real. Once he realized that camera was on him,

Mac: 01:12:53

you popped the finger at me. Shame on you. Bro, that's that's a real deal. Middle finger? A middle finger caused you to spaz out like this?

Mac: 01:13:03

Right. Sir,

Blak: 01:13:05

shame on you, young man.

Mac: 01:13:09

That's right. That's right. You popped the finger,

Blak: 01:13:11

and I just jumped

Mac: 01:13:13

right out of character. Baby, no.

Mac: 01:13:20

You know what the middle finger does to me? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

Segment: 01:13:32

That's gonna be great for you.

Mac: 01:13:33

Oh, that's

Segment: 01:13:33

right. That's gonna be great for you.

Spanos: 01:13:35

I am. Oh, you're trash. You're trash. I hate your racist.

Mac: 01:13:39

You pop me the fingers. You're wrong.

Spanos: 01:13:42

Shame on you.

Blak: 01:13:45

Shame Sorry. You acting like we didn't just hear you say

Mac: 01:13:48

it harder Most of the times, bro. Come on. Yo. The the oh my god. Crazy.

Mac: 01:14:01

How dare you? How dare you? So, let me get out of this, and thank God for that. Shout out to to this article. The person recorded can be heard saying, you said the n word on camera.

Mac: 01:14:16

That's gonna be great for you. Doubles down saying, I am a racist.

Blak: 01:14:20

I am a racist.

Mac: 01:14:22

He then allegedly pops that one of the targets in his vitriol, popped the finger, which may have been what sparked this rant. Penn State York confirmed a HuffPost in a email that Spanos has resigned from his position on the board. Good. On Monday, Jamille Alexander, president of the York County branch of the NAACP, said in a statement that the organization was deeply troubled by the incident. 3 days after the incident, Spanos held a press conference where he apologized for his rant.

Mac: 01:14:54

Oh, there's a hot link in here as well. I need to see this apology, if you will. Oh, my God. My man was just you you don't go full, full racist. You know?

Mac: 01:15:14

Yeah. You gotta keep them you gotta keep them guessing, like, he's here, isn't he? You know? My man had it was it was not he left. He left zero doubt.

Mac: 01:15:27

Your county owner apologizes for racist words. Where's the video? Do they have a video for this? What was this set up here? Hey, man.

Mac: 01:15:39

Bring that shit where I can watch it down here. There we

Mac: 01:15:48

go. Business man, Jonathan Spanos, said

Mac: 01:15:54

Oh, don't you do this.

Blak: 01:15:59

The Internet's. The Internet's center. We're

Mac: 01:16:03

gonna let that buffer and see, okay. So York County restaurant owner, Jonathan Spano, says he's sorry for using racist language. He issued a public apology Wednesday morning at an event attended by leaders of the black oh my God. So his number black people with

Mac: 01:16:18

the audience, ain't he coming up?

Blak: 01:16:19

Of course, he's gonna apologize.

Mac: 01:16:25

Some of the quotes from this thing. I am humiliated and embarrassed by my behavior, he said. Video on social media shows him repeatedly using the n word after a confrontation with a family member on the street. Spanos is also heard saying he was a racist. During the apology, Spanos says his comment was sarcastic.

Mac: 01:16:44

I was wrong for not walking away from this volatile situation. I was wrong for responding in anger and with hateful language. The racist comments drew backlash from several groups, including the NAACP. Sherry Washington, the incoming president, said Spanos needs to show the community he has changed. We need to see action behind the words.

Mac: 01:17:02

It's one thing to have tears and say I'm sorry, but when the tears are not followed with action, it's called manipulation. Penn State Court also criticized Spanos for his offensive language. He is a former commencement speaker and holds a PhD from the school. On Monday, he resigned from the post.

Mac: 01:17:20

As he is sorry for how his racist words hurt the community.

Spanos: 01:17:28

I humbly ask for the forgiveness for the pain

Mac: 01:17:34

that I have caused.

Mac: 01:17:36

Your pussy, man. Jonathan Steno says he is your

Mac: 01:17:41

Motherfucker. You didn't remember the part after that? Right. What did I say? Oh, shit.

Mac: 01:17:52

What do I say next? That I have caused. Sir. Oh. Yes.

Mac: 01:18:00

Fool this man. Womp womp womp womp. You have

Blak: 01:18:05

sandman out here.

Mac: 01:18:10

What the hell? Room full of black people. That's the best you can do? Sir, it's it's it's a wrap.

Mac: 01:18:18

Humiliated and embarrassed. A video on social media

Mac: 01:18:23

Oh, okay. Yeah. I think I see it. Unless there's a more apology, which I don't think there is.

Blak: 01:18:30

No. No.

Mac: 01:18:33

Barely not that far. Damn shame. Bro. So, I I I really don't know where Spanos can go after this, but, I will say that that apology was oh, I think there's a different part of it. Okay.

Blak: 01:19:01

How about

Mac: 01:19:01

Oh, wait. Wait. Let me let me see if we can get this back up. I wanna hear these words out of this man's mouth. Giving him a benefit of maybe maybe he could sway us back to Islam.

Blak: 01:19:14

I doubt it.

Mac: 01:19:15

I doubt it. He works at this section that has no crime.

Spanos: 01:19:20

Actually used the most ugly language known to me to lash out in anger.

Mac: 01:19:27

On Monday, Spanos resigned from an advisory board position at Penn State York. Numerous groups, including the NAACP, condemned him for using hateful words.

Spanos: 01:19:37

I want to say how truly sorry I am for my language and behavior.

Mac: 01:19:45

Did the apology go far enough? We reached out to the incoming president of the York County NAACP who wants to see more action from Spanos.

Speaker 14: 01:19:54

It's one thing to have tears and say I'm sorry. Right? But when the tears are not followed up with actions, that's called manipulation.

Barber: 01:20:04

Absolutely.

Mac: 01:20:04

The NAACP says that Spanos needs to show through his interactions with the community that he really means what he says. And the NAACP also wants to hear more about improving community relations possibly through community style town meetings. In York County, Ed Weinstein, WGAO. Do you say?

Mac: 01:20:27

How do you think that reporter feels reporting that story? He hated it. You can you can sense that. You can sense that. He hated that shit.

Mac: 01:20:39

Setting us back. Now I have to answer questions from my black neighbors. You agree what that motherfucker said?

Blak: 01:20:53

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Mac: 01:20:56

I'm Ed Weinstock. I am

Blak: 01:20:58

I do not stand for that.

Mac: 01:21:02

I am not racist.

Mac: 01:21:06

I mean, it's it's first of all, like, I I I question people, like, when you get mad, that's the first thing you try to go to to, like, level the place. To get the upper hand. Right. The dude you're talking to is not even black. You're talking about his brother who's half black.

Mac: 01:21:26

Like, if his brother was there, that may have gotten something out of him.

Blak: 01:21:30

Right. Right.

Mac: 01:21:31

You and your half brother, like, that's not that you're talking about, but he's not even here. You're sounding racist. Yeah. I'm a racist.

Blak: 01:21:41

I am.

Mac: 01:21:42

I didn't think this would

Blak: 01:21:43

be I don't have

Mac: 01:21:44

I don't have a half brother like that. Right. The lady was just like, damn, I didn't think it'd be this easy. I am a racist.

Blak: 01:21:54

Oh, well, shit.

Mac: 01:21:55

Shit. We're signing off gang gang.

Mac: 01:22:00

Well

Mac: 01:22:01

Well, dude, Upload. And sent.

Blak: 01:22:08

No subtitles needed. No captions needed, he says it.

Mac: 01:22:18

I get braces. You pop the finger at me.

Blak: 01:22:21

Shame on you. Motherfucker. Shame on you.

Mac: 01:22:26

He thought like going to court, judge. He popped the finger. He did what? Oh, yes. You're we're gonna go ahead and dismiss all charges.

Blak: 01:22:37

Bond said it's $60,000.

Mac: 01:22:43

Just 60,000, judge. Shame on you.

Mac: 01:22:53

You and your brother.

Mac: 01:22:57

Oh, man. Jonathan Spanos. I'm a need you to get your stuff together, man. Like, when you're in a position, you're like How do I explain this? It's not okay to be racist.

Mac: 01:23:13

Let me just start with that.

Blak: 01:23:14

Yes.

Mac: 01:23:16

But there are certain positions where if you are found out to be racist, it's not gonna be as big of a deal than it is in some positions you hold. If you're a fry cook at McDonald's and you call somebody that, are you gonna get your ass beat? Chances are high. Highly. But are you gonna be on the news and drug and forced to resign and give a press conference in front of the NAACP of your your district?

Mac: 01:23:45

Probably not. Nah. If you're a higher person working for the county with a PhD from Penn State making commencement speeches, possibly. You know? That's probably a big deal.

Blak: 01:24:00

I mean, if they know you by name, if they know who you are, it's

Mac: 01:24:04

probably not

Blak: 01:24:05

a good idea.

Mac: 01:24:06

I don't know who that lady was with the dog. I don't know if she was, like, his wife or they were or some random person that was just trying to deescalate shit, but I don't know. Jonathan Spanos.

Blak: 01:24:19

Yeah. You know you fucked up.

Mac: 01:24:20

Jonathan, Spanos is a racist. I'm a racist. Well,

Blak: 01:24:27

shit. Boy, they did not train you in etiquette, did they?

Mac: 01:24:30

You got a PhD in what?

Mac: 01:24:33

You got a PhD in what?

Mac: 01:24:37

And that's the the only thing you could come up with. Racial slurs. That'll that'll level the field. That'll have them reeling. What did they say?

Mac: 01:24:48

To become that man. You popped the finger.

Blak: 01:24:52

You Shame

Mac: 01:24:53

on me.

Blak: 01:24:54

Shame on you.

Mac: 01:24:58

Anyways, Jonathan Spanos, you gotta do better, man. All out that education you got, you you can't have a a decent back and forth with the individual without taking it to the racist. And and there's, like, nobody black involved in there. You were just yelling the word for whatever reason. Like, sir, there's no black people here.

Mac: 01:25:17

Why are you slip

Blak: 01:25:18

Why are you doing this?

Mac: 01:25:22

Sir, we're all white here. Yeah. But your brother's a half. He's not here.

Blak: 01:25:27

He's not here.

Mac: 01:25:29

Bro, it's not doing nothing to me.

Mac: 01:25:31

I don't have a brother that way. You know what it remind me of? Michael Richards.

Blak: 01:25:36

Oh, yeah.

Mac: 01:25:38

Yeah. He just started spazzing out just saying the word like, that'll get yeah. That'll that'll shut him up.

Blak: 01:25:43

In the set, bro. Just in the set.

Mac: 01:25:45

Bro, walk off stage. It's cool. You bombed. You're rich. You was in Seinfeld.

Mac: 01:25:50

You don't need the comedy stuff, bro. You rich. You getting fucking residual checks, syndication, your shit always on TV. You know what I'm saying? You straight.

Mac: 01:26:00

Nope. No. Look at him. 30 years ago, he'd be hanging up in my front yard. Yo.

Blak: 01:26:07

Oh, yo. Ramer. No soup for you, my friend.

Mac: 01:26:18

Well done. Well done, sir. Well done. But I think it's time for us to do a bracket update. We got a new bracket out, and, we talk about some Thanksgiving stuff y'all.

Mac: 01:26:33

So, let us go ahead and, get into the bracket update segment. My heart's full. Yes. So I do want to update everybody here and let you guys know that, the Halloween candy bracket has concluded, and believe it or not, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups beat out Kit Kat. It was, like, 90% of the vote, if I'm not mistaken.

Mac: 01:27:22

It was not even close, and I thought it was gonna be close. Wow. Queen won and but that just lets everybody everybody knows that the fucking superior candy is is the Reese's peanut butter cup. Yep. As I was trying to tell people.

Mac: 01:27:40

But that is not the one we are interested in right now, ladies and gentlemen.

Blak: 01:27:44

Business has indeed picked up.

Mac: 01:27:49

It is the season of thanks over here at DFPN, and, we wanna just make sure that we are not leaving you guys out to dry with no, no bracket, no thanksgiving stuff. So, the big backs over at management collaborated, and they decided to present us with the best thanksgiving side dish of all time. Now we are aware that, it is not all side dishes. There is a savory side and a sweet side. So we have the savory side on the left and the desserts and the sweet stuff over here on the right.

Mac: 01:28:27

So, the first matchup, I'm gonna bring up the, the bracket. So we have stats. There was a dark horse on here that I thought people would would push through just a troll as here over at the smoke pit. Unfortunately, there there are there are morals in certain lines that even trolls won't cross when when it comes to these. So we had chitterlings going up against green beans.

Blak: 01:29:02

Yes.

Mac: 01:29:03

Believe it or not. 8 votes for chitterlings on this one. Unfortunately

Blak: 01:29:11

the troll job, but I'm so happy. I'm so hap this one warmed my heart. I couldn't believe it.

Mac: 01:29:20

It restored faith in you, Like, hey. It did. There's they won't cross. Right? Well, alright.

Mac: 01:29:28

You know what? You guys

Blak: 01:29:29

you guys are alright.

Mac: 01:29:31

So green beans won with, 89 percent or 90% of the vote. Next up, we had, potato salad going up against, deviled eggs, and deviled eggs won with 76% of the vote. Next up, we had green bean casserole and stuffing and or dressing, and the dressing and stuffing won with 83% of the vote. I will say I had no idea that my wife enjoyed green bean casserole. I've never seen her make it.

Mac: 01:30:08

I've never seen her eat it.

Blak: 01:30:11

But she voted for it.

Mac: 01:30:12

Maybe we may try something new this Thanksgiving or not. Oh, don't do that. Don't We're not. No. We're not doing it.

Mac: 01:30:20

I'm sorry, Apple. We're not doing it.

Blak: 01:30:25

I love you,

Mac: 01:30:29

but we're not doing it, babe. Then we had yeast rolls going up against mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes won 69, nice, percent of the votes. Going over to the dessert side, we had ice cream going up against pound cake, and ice cream won, 61% of the votes. And then next up, we had chocolate cake and pecan pie.

Mac: 01:30:53

Now this one hurt, because I'm a bit Yeah.

Blak: 01:30:55

This one hurt.

Mac: 01:30:56

I'm a bit hurt. Pecan pie is my jam, bro. But, chocolate cake won with 51% of the votes. You know what I was going to do? I was gonna log in with the DFPN account and vote.

Mac: 01:31:13

I did. Oh.

Blak: 01:31:14

I don't know if I voted for that though.

Mac: 01:31:16

I was gonna use smoke pit, then I was gonna use fucking prove me wrong, and then I was gonna use eat the cake out of it. I was gonna use all of queens and nerd them.

Blak: 01:31:25

You need all the help we can get.

Mac: 01:31:26

Oh, cut the cake all in y'all pages.

Mac: 01:31:29

Rally the troops. Network.

Mac: 01:31:31

Rally the network. We must get put on. But you see, I was thinking about it, but I didn't do it. You know why? Because it's a group of the people.

Mac: 01:31:40

And if y'all want chocolate cake to go through, goddamn it, they can just go through and lose in the next round of sweet potato pie. So the next one we had up is pumpkin pie and yellow cake. Pumpkin pie won, with 70% of the vote. Now are you are you a are you team pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?

Blak: 01:32:08

I'm more a sweet potato. I don't mind pumpkin pie though.

Mac: 01:32:15

So, like, if you if you saw a pie on the table and, you know, because they both be looking the same. And you're like, oh, I'm gonna get a piece of this fucking sweet potato. And you cut a piece and you you bloop bloop put it in your mouth and it's pumpkin. Like, does it not throw you off? Or you're just like, damn it.

Blak: 01:32:31

I can fuck with this. No. I'd be like, I can fuck with it.

Mac: 01:32:34

Okay.

Blak: 01:32:34

I'm like, oh, I thought it was sweet potato, but I don't mind pumpkin pie.

Mac: 01:32:39

Bro, I don't know. It's about pumpkin pie, man. I can't fuck with it.

Blak: 01:32:43

Really?

Mac: 01:32:44

I I I don't wanna

Blak: 01:32:45

be honest. As I've gotten older, I've started to appreciate

Mac: 01:32:50

it more. Yeah.

Blak: 01:32:52

There was a time I wouldn't fuck with it at all, though.

Mac: 01:32:54

But, like, a a pumpkin cheesecake or something? I'll fuck with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mac: 01:32:59

But not

Mac: 01:32:59

a pumpkin.

Mac: 01:33:00

I don't know. Maybe I'll try. Maybe we'll try a green bean, cashew, and pumpkin pie. This thing's good. We ain't doing that shit.

Mac: 01:33:06

Don't do that. Then we have apple pie and red velvet cake. Apple pie won, with 69. Nice percent of the votes.

Blak: 01:33:14

Not mad at it.

Mac: 01:33:15

So our next round coming up, should have some good stuff. So the overall presumptive winner, projected winner, mac and cheese, going up against green beans. We got deviled eggs going up against cone bread. Yams or sweet potatoes going up against dressing and stuffing. Mashed potatoes going up against the greens.

Mac: 01:33:35

Apple pie up against blueberry cobbler. Banana pudding against pumpkin pie. Chocolate cake against sweet potato pie. Peach cobbler against ice cream. So that's what we're looking at for this.

Mac: 01:33:48

Should be a good time. Should be a good time. So, brackets will be going live this weekend. Now 2 of voting will be going down. Make sure to stay tuned to the smoke pit, podcast page and the smoke pit podcast fan group.

Mac: 01:34:01

All of those good things, as well as we have a ongoing bracket in the semifinals in the Patreon. So if you wanna get in on that, make sure to do so. And, without further ado, we can get back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Blak: 01:34:20

And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.

Mac: 01:34:47

Yay. Yay. Hey. Great show. Great show.

Mac: 01:34:51

Had a good time. Hella laughs like we like to do.

Blak: 01:34:55

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Mac: 01:34:56

Black, let him know, what we got going over here on at the FPN.

Blak: 01:35:01

Well, as you know, today is following star Friday. Episode 36 dropped. From looking at that episode, we are, I think, 2 episodes away from being completely caught up. So, we gotta we just had a session. We have a session tomorrow.

Blak: 01:35:18

So lot lot of good stuff coming on that front. No gimmicks is back. We dropped a new episode yesterday. So go and check that out. The website is is I wanna thank everybody first and foremost because we've been getting a lot of traffic on the website.

Blak: 01:35:37

Absolutely. Thank you everyone that's been tuning in and and going to check out the website. Do us a favor, leave some feedback, what you wanna see on the website.

Mac: 01:35:46

Oh,

Blak: 01:35:47

yeah. If if there's anything you wanna add, great stuff coming out from from the network, man. So stay tuned in, tapped in, and, we are in the season. And, I'll say it now, we normally, around this time, start to, start to wind down and, and kinda close out the year. I'm gonna leave that door open.

Blak: 01:36:13

We've been we've been clicking, and we've been getting some stuff done. I'm gonna leave that door open this year, and and leave it at leave it at the discretion of the network. Because I I I don't wanna stifle the creativity that I've been seeing. So, I do feel that we're on a good path to close out 2024 strong. This has been, I can say confidently, one of our strongest years, if not the strongest year that we've had this year.

Blak: 01:36:40

So, I don't wanna I don't wanna stifle that at all and what the work that's been put out. So, absolutely. Eat the cake anime was great last night too, by the way. That was

Mac: 01:36:52

a that was a very

Blak: 01:36:53

a very fun episode. That was a very fun episode. So

Mac: 01:36:58

Yeah. Yeah. YouTube hit us up there. Just

Blak: 01:37:02

I saw. Yeah.

Mac: 01:37:03

It was well, you saw the thing. It was just like

Mac: 01:37:05

I saw

Mac: 01:37:05

it. This one's cool. You're partially blocked for this one. This one you're globally blocked. This one is I'm just like, oh my god.

Mac: 01:37:11

The editing is gonna be wild on that one. We we gotta get it out. It was a good time.

Blak: 01:37:17

It was good. It was a good time. It really was a good time. So that but that's what I'm saying. Like, follow the network, follow all these shows, and, you know, tap in with everybody and and see what we've been working on and and just keep following because I do think we're hitting a stride on on something really great.

Blak: 01:37:37

So,

Mac: 01:37:39

you know, thank

Blak: 01:37:39

you to everyone. Oh, by the way.

Mac: 01:37:42

Yes.

Blak: 01:37:43

The smoke pit secret Santa 2024 went live to so I it was posted in a group. Mhmm. So please go to the Smoke Pit Podcast fan group. If you wanna join, you have to be a member of that group because we that's we relegated to that group. But, if you wanna be in the secret center, join the smoke pit podcast fan group.

Blak: 01:38:07

A link in there. I'm gonna put it in the feature section after the show. Go to the go to that. Click on the link if you wanna participate. But please, if you're gonna participate, participate, like commit to it.

Blak: 01:38:20

So that's it. That's all I got.

Mac: 01:38:23

Oh my gosh. I was, you know, I was thinking about this thing all week and I wanted to make it a segment because it's back. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not aware, college basketball is back in session. And there was, one team that we we came across last year. And Yes.

Blak: 01:38:47

I saw that too. I saw it too.

Mac: 01:38:50

We we we were wishing it the best and wanting them to succeed. And and, if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the College of Biblical Studies and the women's basketball team in particular, put on our radar last year when they lost to Grambling by, like, 50,000,000 points. Right. Yep. So I'm just like, hey.

Mac: 01:39:21

Let's follow these these ladies and and wish them the best moving forward. So they played a game on November 7th. And

Blak: 01:39:34

Jesus still ain't took the wheel,

Mac: 01:39:40

They played, McNeese state, and they lost, 35 to 105.

Blak: 01:39:49

To McNeese?

Mac: 01:39:50

Yes.

Blak: 01:39:51

God. That's where that's where people in Oakdale go when they can't go to LSU. McNeese.

Mac: 01:39:56

Listen. Listen. They played another game on 9th. They played Dillard University.

Blak: 01:40:02

I know who Dillard is too.

Mac: 01:40:05

How about I'm a give me give me a a number. And that'll Dillard? How much do you think they lost by against Dillard?

Blak: 01:40:17

The point, I'm gonna say by at least 70.

Mac: 01:40:21

The score was 127 to 29. What? Yeah.

Blak: 01:40:30

They lost by 98.

Mac: 01:40:38

Why do you keep putting these women on this bus?

Mac: 01:40:41

It takes them to be if they ship us.

Mac: 01:40:44

Bro, what are we doing? See, now I know about now I know

Blak: 01:40:49

how it happened. Y'all just let this shit just trials and tribulations.

Mac: 01:40:57

The next game is on the 23rd. They are home. It's Dillard. The team that they just have them. Asked about that.

Blak: 01:41:09

Happen again. Y'all better pray.

Mac: 01:41:13

You know what I'm a do? I'm a go to their I'm a try to buy a hoodie and support these ladies. I mean, I am going to do everything I can to support these ladies. Oh, shit. The men's basketball team plays Texas A and M.

Mac: 01:41:29

Why would y'all do that? Oh, lord. On 26th. Lord Jesus, these brothers. Alright.

Mac: 01:41:37

So we're we're gonna be following them. We'll we'll give you up to date, records, wins, losses, and and hopefully, they can get their first w of their their, program's history. So, I have that going. And you know what? For, eat the cake, I may just download that, put it up on the Venmo, and keep that a Patreon exclusive if you wanna watch the whole thing.

Mac: 01:42:03

The audio will be fine. We'll update the audio. And, but, no, that'll that'll be a Patreon exclusive for the video and stuff.

Blak: 01:42:10

So I got fun show.

Mac: 01:42:12

I got a mess around with, with YouTube because YouTube be like, oh, woah. Nope. You can't do that. Like, alright. Fuck it.

Mac: 01:42:18

It is what it is at that point. But, we'll do that. Had a good time doing that. Fallen star tomorrow. Secret Santa.

Mac: 01:42:28

What else we got going on? I think that's it. Right?

Blak: 01:42:31

Yeah. That's pretty much it. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Mac: 01:42:34

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for tapping in with us this Friday night. The mood definitely was right, and some laughs were had, like we say in the song. But episode 155 of the smoke pit is wrapping up. I am the homie Mac AKA your boy.

Blak: 01:42:52

And I am bred like a king, made as Kelvin Kaylee. Thank you guys for tuning in. Until next time. Have love. Make sex.

Blak: 01:43:00

Peace.

Mac: 01:43:01

Peace. That one blew.

Blak: 01:43:06

Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week.

Blak: 01:43:15

Come relaxing, get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose mans is this? Because I got questions, I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack.

Blak: 01:43:30

Welcome to the Smoke Pit.